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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
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Yesterday my wife had her carpal tunnel surgery, and when we checked in the lady at the front desk was a sweet older asian lady who clearly spoke her mind and she kept praising the doctors, and she kept looking up at me saying I looked cool. the thing is the other two clerks were being blatantly rude and making snide comments to each other about people who were rightfully anxious given they were having surgery today, so I was trying to emit a vibe of 'I will not put up with that shit if it happens over here' and instead the lady had me standing there like
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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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Rockruff and Houndoom ko-fi doodle for teethcritter!
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"Support sex workers bc we ALL sell our bodies under capitalism!!" nah we sell our labor under capitalism. unless you're spreading your cheeks at your cushy office job or the mcdonalds drive thru, I think we can still support sex workers without undermining what they actually do & the risks they take to do it
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The Rafah invasion would be so catastrophic that even Biden momentarily called it a red line, though of course he walked it back.
It's hard to say something could be worse than what's already happened, nothing I could say wouldn't already apply, but this would massively increase the scale of this ongoing atrocity. Any pressure that can be brought to bear to stop it must be applied.
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Those two always make us proud!
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this rattata owes me rent money
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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apple fam minus granny sowwy
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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Natalie Dormer in “White Lies” | s01e07
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🫣 unlock the uncensored version for $3 a month 🫣
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