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Funfact

microwaves can kill ghosts

#ic #or at least #exorcise them

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sup fuckers

the moon is gay

#ic #i can say that cause it's true #and she loves her gf the sun

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No matter how many times I see it

Seeing Andrew break someone's arm ...like that makes me cringe

This is coming from someone who crushes people with her coils

#ic #it's just so sudden #and jarring #the way she just inverts their elbows #yikes

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lmao bro yeah get your dick (or whatever) wet. Get it. get it? Wet? Aquatic?

Don’t usually have a dick but YEAH

I need to get laid

like roughly

so I may bother one of my guildmates for that

#ic #Anonymous

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Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Oh so I had like two dreams at one point, the first dream I had was to become a master martial artist and maybe run my own school

The went up in smoke

What I wanna do right now is get enough money for a ship and crew and explore the Underworld oceans! I WANNA FIGHT AND EAT BIG FUCK SEA MONSTERS AND FIND A LOST CITY OF BABES OR SOMETHING

That’d be fun lol

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children?

Gross but aerodynamic!

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?

Uh,,,

shit I dunno

being looked over or forgotten by everyone i guess?

rather be hated but

I dunno the latter happened to me and that kinda sucked ass

idk

#ic #deepwaterwizard

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Flower Asks

Alisons: Sexuality? 

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender? 

Amaryllis: Birthday? 

Anemone: Favorite flower? 

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show? 

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? 

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? 

Aubrieta: Favorite drink? 

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love? 

Baneberries: Favorite song? 

Basket of Gold: Describe your family. 

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? 

Begonia: Favorite color? 

Bellflower: Favorite animal? 

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? 

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? 

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? 

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? 

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. 

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?  

Buttercup: Relationship Status? 

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go? 

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? 

Canna: Do you have any tattoos?  

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?  

California Poppy: Height?  

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? 

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?  

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight? 

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged?  

Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed?

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font? 

Columbine: Are you tired? 

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? 

Coneflower: Dream job? 

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert? 

Crocus: Have you ever been in love? 

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about? 

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it? 

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign? 

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering? 

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment? 

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)?  

Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to?

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? 

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at? 

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? 

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? 

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life? 

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two? 

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? 

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?  

Hellebore: How do you show affection? 

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of? 

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day. 

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time?  

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? 

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself? 

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? 

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?  

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child? 

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid? 

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for? 

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?  

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name? 

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it. 

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? 

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?  

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom.

Onions: Tell about your dad.  

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents. 

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable? 

Peony: What was your first job? 

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any? 

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain? 

Pink: Where is home? 

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change? 

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them. 

Primrose: Describe your ideal life. 

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? 

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life? 

Rose: What’s your favorite sound? 

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? 

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory? 

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want?  

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? 

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without? 

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night? 

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? 

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job? 

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? 

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic.  

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? 

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now? 

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called? 

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is?

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

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PFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

#ic #THE BOSS DID SOMETHING AMAZING AHAHA

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She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

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My yesterday has been filled with failed chompies and broken teeth!

All in all not too tsrrible but I'm stuck with being unable to talk until tommorow

also spelling will be bed cause these bandages are blocking my sight a bit.

So entertain me fools!

#ic

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#anna

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Give 'em the ol' chew chew CHOMP

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Snake brain says to lie in sun to warm up

Shark brain says to get in the water so you don't dry out

hmmmmm

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*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

#oh mood

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Me: Burger bigger than the boss's tits.

Andrew: Please shut the fuck up.

Me:....Big chungus of burg-town.

#ic #I annoyed them like this for ten whole minutes

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I’m gonna get

A big burger today

an absolute unit of burger

#ic

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wow

taser bullets hurt!

#I dared scale ass to shoot me #and he actually did! #RUDE