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Some art I did while depressed and high on state-issued prescription meth (adhd meds)

#artwork #adhd #neurodiversity #depression #ink drawing #black and white #mentally ill art

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Teaching the girl with pink hair the knots i know from sailing

(Pretend there is that one gus from breaking bad meme where he says 'we are not the same' here)

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Every continent in the world, excluding antarctica, has a history of genocide.

We are not our ancestors

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'People with adhd can't focus on anything'

Spite:

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No

I aint wnt yo neurotypical cudies

Need to do this as a poll, because I honestly don't know what I personally would do, but I have asked myself this a lot recently...

If tomorrow there was a cure for ADHD, erasing it with all pros and cons, making you entierly neurotypical, would you take it?

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German breakfast:

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Tax collecter walking to my door to either physically or financially break my kneecaps:

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Yippee

i know i usually just shitpost here but i wanted to tell all my tumblr people that i have been diagnosed with adhd like pretty much !! like its actually in my med notes for therapy now ! i dont know if its official or if theres papers or anything but !! yay !

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Yeah sure buddy

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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The dark ages

Basically the 19th centuary

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I see this as an abolute win

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#wedding bittersweet deepthroat

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Both physically and spiritually impossible

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Not me scrolling past 17 ai generated articles before giving up and adding reddit to the end of the search

love that period in the late 2000s and early 10s when being able to competently use google was considered arcane nerd knowledge

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY to think you are somehow special, like some how you are the only expert on Cabernet Sauvignon creatures, i have had a creature that has been passed down 6 generations.

I am an expert and know everything there is to know about Cabernet Sauvignon creatures. I have never pasturised its milk and therefore no-one else should either because everyone works exactly the same.

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

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Me when my sub sub is eating a sub in the sub

English is great because I can say a single three letter word and people will assume I mean:

a temporary teacher

someone who likes to be dominated

a sandwich

an underwater vessel

or any combination of the things above

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Hey travelling salesman here

Did you know that greenland is melting, revealing lots of precious metals and monetising climate change

Thatl be 40 bucks