Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
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Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined.
Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay?
The vampire who bit her:
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anyone wanna do yuri stuff
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i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens
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I wanna see if we really are all trans here
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I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
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go go go fight fight fight
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okay tumblr olds. tell me in the tags what piece(s) of media you've never seen/read/played despite them dominating your dash for months or years
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