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the frogs

#the frogs #radiohead #swampfur #tadpole dreams #mud #sparkling pond in an aluminum can #lilly pad despair #plastic frog #freshwater shallows

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100 gex

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super mario 3d world crab

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atodh hyyttas paayb o779st vHhe uptrpod

#shitpost #potato #The neural networks crave potatos #AI overlords request potatos #help potato crime #Steve Jobs

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trans girls have the innate ability to backwards long jump

current scientific understanding still isn't sure how we develop the ability, but it is currently theorized we get it as soon as we take our first dose of estradiol. this theory, however, has received push-back from the public, with general public opinion noting that this belief could be dangerously transmedicalist.

a more recent theory that is gaining traction in the public eye, is that the ability is developed at the first instance of a trans girl obtaining burger.

whatever the cause, there is little dispute over the existence of such an ability.

TURN TO PAGE 217 OF YOUR TEXTBOOK TO VIEW A DIAGRAM OF A TRANS GIRL BACKWARDS LONG JUMP

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My friend made pork chashu today, I don't know what it is but the chaos of my image editor coalesced into this image half by accident.. Glory to Shrimpkind!

#Shrimp #Crunkly #Nier #Transformers #Trans rights to painfully morph into robot cars #Optimus Primal for Tumblr Sex man #pork #Linus tech tips #Shrek

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the bones

#the bones #radiohead #coldplay #straight music #bisexual #alfredo sauce #calcium #carbon #my computer screams for the release of death #bad at song names #wendigo ddos

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2D hiding in the bushes

This right here is an accurate depiction of my brain. This is exactly what my brain sounds like.

#mecore

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#2B Auto WIRE-CUTTER III

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Cephalopod game

*Swallows Spironolactone* “Wanna play Splatoon?”

#Splatoon #splatoon 3 #Saphhic

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I heard people here are getting into Gundam from the new anime so I wanna make it clear I know what a Gundam is with an incomprehensible image I made in like 10mins because I haven’t slept well for weeks on end..Please enjoy it

#SHitpost #a cry for help #Gundam #Chainsaw man #AI art #I wanna buy more gunpla #Elan has a cool Gundam and I want the HG

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Come on down to Cave Denny’s! It’s a Denny’s in a cave! The seats are wet with cave dew that oozes when you sit AND WE HAVE BATS!!!

#Denny's #resturant #cave #Cave Denny's #shitpost #Did I mention the bats? #Cave dew

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Splatoon 3 hit a bit different we got a gamer fishhhh

#Splatoon 3 #Gundam Unicorn #Shitpost #Gundam #Splatoon #gay #gayart #Unicorn Gundam #Time for fish

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I now ship Matpat and Alex Jones, Thank you.

MatPat as InfoWars host: ‘But that’s just a theory. A CONSPIRACY THEORY’

MatPats god awful film analysis videos are not conspiracy videos but they are legitimately an excellent example of how easy it is to build pseudo-analytical narratives when you've picked a conclusion beforehand.

He's not just bad at media analysis. He clearly assembles theories based on what will get clicks. It is structurally similar to Infowars in the sense that a NERF gun is structurally similar to an actual air rifle. One is a harmless pastime for bored children, the other is genuinely dangerous, but the underlying mechanisms are the same.

#a mistake?

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I WILL DO IT AGAIN

Blame @ranch-possum

#Regret associating with me please

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Blame @ranch-possum

#I want to die #forgive me #inflation #shitpost