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so tragic that we probably wont ever get to see tf and vayne meet because i just really need a story where hes fucking malding and passive aggressive and just an overall bitch the entire time because hes jealous and she (lesbian) turns to graves (gay) and goes like “what the fuck is his problem” and he comedically has to skirt around saying “abandonment issues” the whole time

#malcolm graves #twisted fate #shauna vayne #league of legends #tfgraves

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One of my pieces for the TGAA Pin Up Zine

#THE COLOOOOOORS #ace attorney #art rb #insp

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#so old but this still makes me laugh #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #susato mikotoba #ryunosuke naruhodo #kazuma asougi #herlock sholmes #by me. btw. #03

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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

#good god

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#HEEEELP MEEEEE #zero escape

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無事でよかった (Glad you’re safe)

#WAAAAAAHHHHHH #mp100 #art rb #insp #fave

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modern au stuffs…more info under cut

full “bios”:

yasuo:

yasuo grew up in a small mountain village alongside his brother, yone. parentless and illegitiamate, he was treated poorly by other children, and was consequently never able to connect with others very well. he grew up quite lonely despite being very gifted, and his feelings weren’t helped by yone, who continuously pushed him to do better at academics and athletics where he attended school about an hour from their home; this made him feel extremely pressured and lonely throughout his childhood, causing him to act out.

he oftentimes did physical labor around the house; among other things, he took care of their house’s piping system. when he was seventeen he failed to notice a gas leak due to being out of the house after a fight with yone, which caused an explosion that destroyed most of their small home and killed their foster grandfather souma. plagued by guilt and shame, yasuo away from home and didn’t speak to yone for several years.

he’s struggling with having yone around again and is uncomfortable with having him in his home, but he feels too guilty to push him away. alongside being much more mild-mannered in recent times, he has period periods of intense, deep depression that debilitate his ability to function; these were alleviated, however, once he met ahri, who he loves deeply but doesn’t feel adequate for.

ahri:

ahri’s fun, flirty personality masks deep feelings of insecurity and loneliness; an abandoned child who was ostracized for being both asian and a vastaya, she struggled with substance abuse and an eating disorder later on in life. she’s only had one real boyfriend, who died in a car accident that she feels responsible for, as she was driving him home from work late at night intoxicated, unbeknownst to him. all of this means she has found it nigh on impossible to form bonds with others, either.

yasuo was one of the first real friends she’d ever made; he genuinely makes her feel loved, which is why she feels so sad when she sees her own destructive tendencies reflected in him. she’s immensely grateful for the happiness and community—in the form of their mutual friends sarah, illaoi, braum, and pyke—he’s brought into her life.

in her spare time, she’s attempting to track down her birth parents in order to receive some closure on her family status.

yone:

yone was seven when yasuo was born and their mother passed away. though their foster grandfather souma had loved them deeply, he was too old to do much for their small family; thus, yone started working at an early age to provide for himself and yasuo, after having taken care of the house for several years prior to then. the circumstances he’s faced and sacrifices he’s had to make—as well as his general feelings of inadequacy stemming from never having finished school and, in that regard, feeling inferior to yasuo—led him to develop high expectations for his brother, who was their only hope for getting a secondary education and out of poverty. yone adored yasuo and only wanted to push him to do his best, but had a difficult time expressing that well; as a result, he failed to notice the pressure he put and borderline abuse he inflicted on yasuo, and was always confused as to why he was so irritable and lashed out so often. yasuo acting up only led yone to be harder on him, which made their relationship worse. yone was heartbroken when yasuo left, as he saw himself a failure given that he believed that the accident had been intentional on yasuo’s part. he’d never laid a hand on yasuo until earlier that day, when an argument about yasuo’s behavior had turned physical. if he had done things differently, he believes the situation could have been avoided.

yone was able to move away from the village when he no longer had two others to care for, and eventually got an associate’s degree from a community college. however, a massive stroke of bad luck—in which he got fired in downsizing and his apartment burned down—meant he was forced to move in with yasuo and ahri as he didn’t have anywhere else to go. the situation is quite awkward, and yone isn’t quite sure how to start repairing the damage that’s been done.

taliyah:

taliyah is yasuo and ahri’s upstairs neighbor, though she only met ahri after the two of them moved in together. like the two of them, she feels a deep disconnect from her peers and doesn’t quite feel understood by anyone, especially due to the fact that she’s a trans girl. she feels very well taken care of by yasuo, though, who she sees as an older brother. she’s quite anxious about going off to college and has an irrational fear of yasuo not caring about her anymore when she leaves, given that she relies on him quite a bit, and especially due to the fact that he’s mentioned he’s considering proposing to ahri.

general stuff:

i imagine this whole au as a comic or a cartoon

everyone is about six or seven years younger (besides ahri) than i think they are in canon since i wanted taliyah to be a teenager. thus, their ages are those of when taliyah was still yasuo’s apprentice; in canon i think that she is about 23, he is about 30, and so on.

i’m not really sure where this takes place? i wanna say wherever bilgewater is based on given that that was where the rk gang all met, so maybe honolulu/hawai’i’s big island due to the polynesian influences present in the buhru people’s culture. as for time, this is probably the mid-late 00s/early 2010s. yone found yasuo through social media.

yone is fully japanese, while yasuo is mixed japanese and pakistani. ahri is korean. taliyah is egyptian and sunni muslim, but not hijabi.

like in canon, yasuo got the scar on his nose from the final fight he had with yone. it’s also permanently crooked from breaking his nose in that same altercation. yone’s two are from then as well.

though vastaya have some spiritual power and live slightly longer than humans (about 100-130 years), their lifespan and abilities are not nearly as vast as they are in runeterra. like in canon, though, ahri is proportionately about the same age as yasuo.

yasuo and ahri met while yasuo was working at a grocery store.

yone and ahri got off on bad terms when he, subconsciously retaining prejudice from his traditional upbringing, mistakenly believed she was yasuo’s housemaid due to her being a vastaya. she was incredibly offended, almost kicked him out, and refused to speak to him for several weeks. eventually they make up and get along alright, but that’s only really because she made an effort for yasuo’s sake. otherwise, she probably wouldn’t have talked to him ever again.

i think i’ll put riven in this at some point, but she’s still tied to the accident that kills souma. souma kept some small cultural artifacts in his home, which riven was tasked with stealing by the small criminal group she grew up in: she snuck in through the basement, but was caught stealing by souma and forced to leave without her prize; in her haste, she damaged a pipe near where she’d come in and left. she didn’t find out about the incident until much layer and feels horrifically guilty about it, especially because yasuo’s reputation was ruined after it happened (even if he was never convicted of anything).

a lot of other characters are connected to these four. besides the ruined king group, who are friends with yasuo and ahri, a lot are interconnected. some examples are:

sarah knows t.f. (tobias felix) and graves from work. graves is friends with vayne, who tobias is jealous of, and tobias dances on the weekends with evelynn, who graves is jealous of. it’s a whole thing. they live together and work together, but aren’t dating. yet. graves also knows the sentinels of light. vayne and sarah have like. a weird lesbian thing going on. and that is pure self-indulgence

yone’s only friend is lillia, who he also met at work. she’s incredibly skittish and shy, but their friendship is rooted in the fact that neither of them talks very much. i imagine her having deer legs, but not being a centaur like she is on runeterra.

taliyah is friends with ezreal, lux, and ekko, the latter of whom she has a crush on. ekko knows rell, who knows seraphine, who knows ezreal. they’re all one big yet loose friend group. she’s also close with kai’sa, who student teaches for one of her classes.

usan is yasuo’s ex-boyfriend and i could totally imagine them bumping into each other being a running gag. zed obviously knows shen and kayn, who know akali. akali and kayn are 19 in canon, so they would be pretty young. probably like. fuckass 13 yr olds

#OMG SORRY. SO MUCH. ive just had this au in my head for so fucking long i had to get everything down #this all stemmed from me not wabting to draw their canon clothes when i doodled them heeeeelp😭 #ahri #yasuo #taliyah #yone #yasuahri #yasuo x ahri #league of legends #myart #procreate

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Banter

#🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #mp100 #art rb #insp

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Papework

#omg. #ace attorney #art rb #insp

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Langworth is the funniest ace attorney ship ever created bc it implies that while Kristoph and Phoenix are engaged in 7 years of psychosexual warfare, Edgeworth is off in fantasy Hong Kong getting busy with interpol’s highest ranking furry

#EXACTLYYYYYY #ace attorney

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Been playing a bit of Phoenix Wright. The meaty thwack of the attorneys' large hands as they slam the table is fairly sexual. Otherwise it's just okay so far

#ace attorney #oh my god.

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laaa

#i love #art rb #yttd #insp

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(in the tone of voice of someone who takes everything way too seriously) i think that akane and sigma kissed like one time and it was because they were both kind of drunk and laughing while trying to enjoy themselves for once and then because sigma is literally just fucking dumb he leans over and plants one on her and she just kind of sits there like Ummmm okay. and doesn’t really do anything. and then he sees she’s uncomfortable and says im so sorry and he kind of starts crying because he’ll never have his diana back, not her flesh and blood, and she’s numb and she will never see junpei again and no matter how hard either of them try, they will never be good enough for each other. they can never give the other what they want and they will waste away, like diana did, like junpei will. always alone. i really was gonna try and make this post funny i swear but i just can’t like i am sad. they make me sad .

#sigma klim #akane kurashiki #like yeah theyre bffs but it must get lonely being the man on the moon….. #i have so many thoughts about the way that they feel about each other but i just cannot articulate any of them #theyre platonic married theyre divorced theyre each others coping mechanism theyre each others closest friend they #dont understand each other at all they wish who they sacrificed their lives for the world they wish #who they really wanted was around. but you’ll have to do. #GUUUUUUUHHHHHH #zero escape #virtue’s last reward

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his name was,, his name is,, his name,, ??

#i gasped. #yttd #art rb #fave

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trucy kristoph dynamic had sooooo much potential like. pleeease. you were born bad, weren’t you? and i could tell, could see it in your eye. i knew all along, and daddy did too. it was strange to me how at the same time as that your words were so gentle, your hands. you don’t mean any of it. i think we both choose parts to play. masks to wear. you weren’t my dad, not by a long shot, but you bought me my first homecoming dress, drove me to the first day of seventh grade because daddy was too tired from holding the weight of the world on his shoulders. a modern atlas. daddy never liked you being alone with me. i could tell he got scared. when i left with you, he didn’t know what would happen. but you were scared, too, weren’t you? scared of not being good enough, of being exactly what everyone knew you really were. it’s hard, looking at people and seeing their hearts beating outside their chests. yours was rotten, but i think it had been that way for a long time. i didn’t grow up right, and i don’t think you did, either. sometimes it was nice to pretend i had a real family. sometimes it was nice to pretend you loved each other, that the only reason you clung together wasn’t because neither of you had anything else to prove to yourselves you had worth. sometimes it was nice to only look at the surface, to let my eyes gloss over, to see you the way others saw you. sometimes it was nice to pretend you cared about me, like you didn’t use me just like they all did. your hands were always so soft, after all. your cuticles so clean.

#dude whose entire personality is fake vs little girl who sees past everything. girl bye #trucy wright #kristoph gavin #krisnix #sorta.. #ace attorney #myne

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On the chase~

#oh great heaven #ace attorney #art rb #fave

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light and clovers parents chose gay son AND thot daughter

#light field #clover field #zero escape #myne