shut-in-demon

[shut-in-demon]

Guda, jokingly: Hey, Astolfo, could you go to the moon and bring my lost potential back?

Astolfo, confused: But master, you can't lose something that has yet to be fully reached.

Guda, choking back tears: Oh, okay then.

#Astolfo might not have all their sanity #but it's bcs of that they can throw some profound stuff at random #I mean being out of it doesn't mean you're full stupid #also pretty sure after what Astolfo went through #they've reached nirvana lvls of smart #in conclusion full sanity Astolfo is universe big brain #fgo #fgo astolfo #fgo guda #fate grand order #astolfo #ritsuka fujimaru #fate apocrypha #@all who read you can do it don't give up

[shut-in-demon]

I know no Shaw, only Lynx

MLQC: Here is Gavin's brother, his name is Shaw.

Me *scrunching nose*: No, it's not.

MLQC: ???

Me: He's Lynx.

MLQC: Wha- that was a mistranslation.

Me: He's Lynx.

MLQC: Bu-

Me: His. name. is. Lynx.

#mlqc #Lynx fits him better #I don't care #I'll call him Lynx #mlqc shaw #mlqc gavin #mr love queen's choice #love and producer

[shut-in-demon]

Know your myths

Gavin: I am your Jupiter.

MC, familiar with the Greek God counterparts of the planets: How 'bout you be my Pluto instead.

#mlqc #yes I know Hades kidnapped Persephone first #and stalked her too #but at least he's fateful and loves her very much #also he treats her as equal and listens to what she wants #not like Zeus who sticks his stick into everything that moves #so yeah I'll take Hades over Zeus any time #but seriously #Gavin took my heart and soul with that line #he's so so sweet #mlqc gavin #mlqc headcanon #mr love queen's choice #love and producer

[shut-in-demon]

MC back again with the shenanigans

*MC returning late at night*

The Boys: Hello, MC. Where have you been?

MC: Nowhere.

Gavin: Getting into more trouble?

MC: No, Gavin.

Kiro: Looking for secret information?

MC: No, Kiro.

Lucien: Are you lying?

MC: No, Lucien.

Victor: Then show us what you have behind your back.

MC, averting eyes and hiding a pile of documents labeled 'CLASSIFIED': ...he he he

#mlqc #this is how it would be if all of them worked together #they have a common goal don't they? #that is protecting MC's dumb ass #but no #also MC stop getting in trouble #instead ASK FOR HELP #mlqc headcanon #mlqc gavin #mlqc kiro #mlqc lucien #mlqc victor #mr love queen's choice #love and producer