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stop giving jeremy swayman puppies!! the world is not equipped to handle the fallout!!! the damage is immeasurable!!

#i’ll see you in court asshole #jeremy swayman #bruins

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jeremy swayman brainrot: i'm about to bark on main edition

#thought that last gif was him going ‘rawr :3’ i need to be euthanized #jeremy swayman #bruins

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I am LIVING for the narrative Carlo and Freddy have supplied today that suggests half the Bruins bench had no idea what happened to Sway on that D*mi hit until after the game. They said they didn't see the hit but saw Maroon yelling and watched the footage after the game.

Because the whole Bruins bench responded to that immediately in that game. So, that suggests that they - collectively, as a team - just said, "Okay. Well. I'm mad as a fucking hornet right now, and I have no idea why, but I'm sure someone will fill me in on it later."

I love this for them.

#love the idea that they’re psychically connected to their goalie #goalies team omegas not accepting criticism on this btw #bruins

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#patrice : ( #<- HELP????????????????

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“Nobody wants to leave Brando”

#i will never recover #bruins

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#why does he always look like he’s in extreme distress #like nothings even happening to him and he’s shaking like a neurotic chihuahua #gonna start a support group for nhl captains with Malaise #so far we have sid and quinn. feel free to suggest more members #quinn hughes #canucks

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sid looking sweet and tired during locker room cleanout (1/2)

#cow eyed mf #put those eyes and that mouth away #sid #penguins

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tristan!!

#all im saying is that if they trade my precious wife im going to jail #i hope you all will visit me #anyways look at how perfect and gorgeous and beautiful he is. never done a thing wrong in his entire life #my honey baby love of my life precious girlfriend #my beloved omega #angel #kissing him gently on top of his lil head and wrapping him in bubble wrap on the top shelf until people can learn to appreciate and love him #jarry #penguins

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april 15, 2024 | sweet little smile

#it should have been me #sobs into my hands #jarry #penguins

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man spends day off his sport watching another sport

#fuck he’s so shaped #thighs visible from space (upper ring of stadium) #sid #penguins

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― Angela Carter

#JOY YOU’RE INSANE FOR THIS #brandon duhaime #flower #wild

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Marchy very happy his goalie likes the drip

#OH YOU LIKE THAT ? WHA T THE FCUK #HELLO? #brad marchand #linus ullmark #bruins

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SIDGENO GOAL!!!! - 2/4/24

#geno and his tiny angy wife #nature is healing #geno #sid #penguins

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#hottest man in the entire world not accepting criticism about it #linus ullmark #bruins

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ned is hot in such an artistic way, paintable man. beautiful eyes

#rip da vinci u would have loved ned

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probably my favorite brad and patrice hug because you can see them slowly inching toward each other while they wait for cassidy to stop talking

#thinking about marchy fitting perfectly under his arm ok! yeah! #what if in another life we were two sides of the same coin. a two pieces puzzle. dark and light. sun and moon. and we were both boys. #brad marchand #patrice bergeron #bruins

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2/11/16: Marchy and Bergy, after the game.

#anyone else remember when marchy said he’d move into bergy’s house and care for his kids full time if bergy wanted him to #am i the only one insane about that #bc that’s an insane thing to say while ALSO having mega-watt heart eyes #honestly if bergy wasn’t equally down bad it would be embarrassing like lmao girl get up #patrice bergeron #brad marchand #bruins