silverirony

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a journey of pain, growth and persistence

#art

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there HAS to be a reason for this

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Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden

#koń jaki jest każdy widzi #it was the moment poland peaked. its been downhill ever since the horse definition

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so I saw @orderforbrian 's post and yeah... it's them (my Martin not as impressive as the base :'D)

#the magnus archives

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its so funny to me when allos dismiss alterous attraction an queerplatonic relationships as something pointless and made up by Big Aspec to sell more aromanticism and asexuality just because its not something theyve ever felt or wanted cause like. if you experience things that I don't experience then why cant the opposite also be true? do you just think youre that special or something

#im sorry allos you do not have monopoly on big indescribable feelings of fondness love and attraction #just cause i do it differently doesnt mean you get to tell me what i do and dont experience #nor does that mean you get to mock aspec terms just bc they're not useful to you #aromantic #asexual #ew.txt

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stupid

#i called him jeff one time and now i cant stop. im so sorry jeff #the penumbra podcast #ew.txt

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#this actually made me burst out laughing #why IS he busting it open

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

#the aromantic urge to tag so many ships. but alas. i shan't. i dont want to be brutally killed by the masses..

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podcast character body pillow

#ok yeah ill reblog that

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vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

#^im literally always saying this #not to mention that carbon dating is a destructive method and requires a sample of the organic material #meaning youd need to cut off a piece of flesh/bone from your vampire spouse #which i guess depending on the lore wouldnt be that much of a problem bc the vampire could maybe heal very quickly #but still something to consider #id love to see a strontium isotope analysis of the vampires teeth tho #also since the vampire can talk and confirm stuff they could verify a lot of theories archaeologists have #and help with discovering the non material culture which cant really be preserved in a way we can excavate #archaeoposting #<- deserved tag

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*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

#me when i try to convince myself I'm actually doing my coursework (im not. im just downloading pdfs) #academia is a struggle

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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

#does Bogurodzica count #its a medieval religious song and it was the first national anthem of poland #the tile translates to 'the one who gave birth to god' #i dont know any of the lyrics bc they're in old polish i can barely undestand #but ive developed an emotional attachment to a specific rendition of this song i found on yt once #bc it soulds like it's being performed in an abandoned cathedral by monks who get tortured for fun and profit #i used to listen to it late at night when i was too restless to sleep and i find it sort of calming #so now i listen to it when im going through A Lot

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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i fucking hate that i can’t escape romance anywhere it’s always the ultimate human experience for so many people which fictional character do you want outside your door holding a bouquet of roses these initials are meant to be together find out the birthday of your soulmate books with the best romance take the test to find out when you will have your first kiss girls what do boys do that is secretely attractive stop shut up stop it just shut the hell up

#real #also it's like. impossible to even look for things without romance in it bc nobody puts warnings for it #like everything you watch/read you can expect it to have some romance or romantic undertone and there's no way to know #aromantic

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green hair and opinions on amatonormativity

#aromantic

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#this is the best thing ive ever seen #video

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I want more stories that explore the angst potential of unrequited platonic love.

Like:

‘You’ve always been like a brother to me but I’ve realised you only come to me when you want something’

‘My surrogate parental figure just sees me as another student/employee/lackey’

‘I raised you like my own child but you don’t even remember who I am’

And of course, the classic ‘You’re my best (and only) friend but I know I’m only one of yours’.

#real