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can this man be my sugar daddy already

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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

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happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

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Venom: -holds up tea- Bitch, me too! The fuck!

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Venom, running through a crowd: SKIIIIIIIITTLESSSSSSS

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crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

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“Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.”

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i relate to venom because i, too, am constantly hungry, gay, fuelled by rage, and the biggest loser on the planet

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i wish people liked me but how can i ask people to like me when i dont even like myself??????

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sometimes you just gotta give yourself permission to accept that you deserve good things in life. you deserve to feel good about how you look. you deserve the attention your partner gives you. you deserve the praise for that thing you’ve worked really hard on. you deserve the people checking in on you and caring for you. you deserve all of it.

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Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.

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🎃 Spoopy Makeup 🎃

Don't you just love Halloween?

It's just the perfect time to do spooky makeup and

uGh its the bEsT

#halloween #halloween makeup #makeup #cosplay #costume #cosmetics #cosplayer #spooky #spoopy #help me im a dork

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a guide on men's bathrooms

lemme tell you, when you start passing and trying out this scary ass world you gotta prepare- so here’s a list of stuff to watch out for

• don’t look at the urinal with profound bewilderment (trust me, it’s an URGE) • when a man nods at you while takin a thicc piss, nod back. idk why, it’s secret cis code • man says ‘how’s it goin?’ don’t hesitate, put on your best Straight Male™ voice and say ‘it’s goin.’ • usually this will be garnered with a gruff laugh, don’t smile or they will smell your humanity!! wash your hands and go bud. • don’t act like you ain’t meant to be there, you’re prolly more of a man than any of those fuckers so stand tall and stand proud • if someone glances at you weird, rather than thinking ‘shit im not passing’ realize that it’s probably just that you were so handsome that you just gave a guy his awakening!! congrats!!! • don’t back down. you both reaching to get that piece of paper towel first? be fast. be bold. crush your enemies. • a group of swanky men come in laughing? avoid. • business men? avoid. • friendly men? approach with caution. • nervous boy™? congrats you’ve found your kin!!! bless!!! • above all, don’t be too scared. it is horrifying at first but i promise you you are looking super manly today!! strut into that bathroom!! those losers that say dumb shit?? break their faces with a mirror!! • you got this!! you are valid my lovely masc-identifying humans!!

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two bros  chillin in a hot tub

no feet apart cuz they are gay

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Fern!!!

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i feel like theyd have a lot to talk about

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*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*