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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

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Out of Touch

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#I’ve been saying it meyet #rhymes with nyet which is ‘no’ in Russian

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This man told me he doesn’t have time for a relationship but he’s hanging out with another girl and I can feel myself starting to go crazy about it

#personal

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, & Steve Rogers Avengers: Age of Ultron

#why does Tony’s tie match Steve’s shirt #why did they do that #tony stark #steve rogers #stony

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I can confirm: Bridgerton season 3 is for all awkward bitches who didn't date in high school regardless of body type (feel the need to clarify this isn't hate; just sharing how relatable this feels)

You’re right, all awkward bitches of every shape and size deserve Bridgerton season 3

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men join bands in order to access socially acceptable situations to be homoerotic in

#one direction

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Touchscreens do not belong in cars

#I HATE touchscreens on cars #that just seems so fucking dangerous #as soon as cell phones became widely available there were PSAs going out about ‘don’t use your phone while driving’ #and ‘don’t drive distracted’ #then less than ten years later THEY STARTED PUTTING EVEN BIGGER SCREENS RIGHT IN THE DASHBOARD #completely agree with lithominium #it’s so fucking STUPID that your phone should have any control over anything besides your phone

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fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining

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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN