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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

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Secret Recipes To Try At Home

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every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

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i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:

“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”

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"Anarchist" but gets triggered when people voluntarily don't wear bicycle helmets.

Me when I know what anarchy is

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

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trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

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Harry Potter x Slytherin! Reader

This story is on the darker side of things I’ve wrote. This story mentions bullying, torture, trauma and abandonment. I needed a hurt/comfort story and this is an old comfort character who deserves more stories since the series is named after him.

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             Another day under the regime of Snape and the death eaters was tiring for someone with a soul. Torturing those who do not listen as punishment is brutal and not needed , they don’t listen to reason, they never do. All I did was refuse to use the imperius curse on a second year. Now I stand tied and wandless in a near empty abandoned classroom.

            There were a few other students standing bound and helpless beside of me as we waited for the others to be rounded up. In the darkness of the room lurked the Carrows and Fenrir, drinking in the fear and panic drenching the room. Someone finally brought the last two troublemakers and Fenrir locked and sealed the door behind them. Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom were drug into the center of the room, disarmed and bound tightly. Today we three were the oldest, yesterday it was Cormac, Seamus and I.  The others today consisted of two 5th years, a boy named Robin and a girl named Alice and a 6th year named Jack. 

            The 5th years refused to practice transfiguration on 3rd year Hufflepuffs. The 6th year refused to practice Sectumsempra and its counter on his class partner. Us 7th years were practicing our Unforgivables today, we said enough is enough. This is going to be a rough night , we get what we refused to do to others. At the end of the night, they patch you up enough to get to your dorm and we repeat because I’m one that doesn’t know how to listen to authority figures. I’m not ready for the screams tonight.

             I was barely able to make it to my bed in the dungeons, I made several stops because I almost toppled over from the pain. The other Slytherin’s laughed at my pain or sneered at how pathetic I was. The following morning was even worse than the night before, I barely made it to the great hall for a quick breakfast. Everyone was on edge, someone had breached Hogsmeade, they thought it was Harry. Maybe we’ll be saved from this once safe haven.

            After eating I wandered to my favorite dusty alcove in the back of the library, I always hide here on Sundays. I headed there to get comfy and lick my wounds but someone was already sitting there. Was it my friend whom I met for the first time in this very alcove? I saw a mop of chestnut brown hair and I sneak closer. It was him, it was Harry! I pushed my sore body to run over to him and squeeze him in a hug. He freaked but realized who I was and relaxed until he hugged back and I groaned in pain.

             “What did they do to you?” Harry pulled away and saw some of the more glaring bruises and scars. He started to panic a bit so I hugged him again and squeezed a bit.

              “I had punishment last night with a few other students. I refused to do my ‘class work’ so I became ‘class work’.It’s okay though, they do heal us enough to keep going afterwards. Because you know, you have to remember the punishment and why you got it.” I sighed and looked away for a moment and continued,  “It’s just been hard without my only friend, even though I know Ron and Hermione think differently. I’ve even missed them, I’m not wanted anywhere anymore. My association to you cut me from my housemates and I’m hated for being a Slytherin by the other houses. It’s okay though you’re back.” I smiled at him sadly, and finally had to look away. He was processing everything I told him and he said, “ Who did this to you?” 

              It was simple enough question but I know Harry and his thought process right now. He wanted someone to pay for hurting his friends, starting with me. I didn’t want to tell him, knowing he came back to school for a better reason than just his friends, Harry came to end this.

          “Harry you are here to save us from him, not defend me.....”

            “Don’t tell me what I’m here to do! I wasn’t here to stop it, I wasn’t here to help, I am now. ” Harry snapped, I knew he would. 

             “Then Harry finish what he started and kill him. Harry if you do that the ones who hurt us fall too. The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, save the school you save your friends Harry. Do that for me?” I finally snapped back. He means the world to me, but he’s a bit bullheaded. Harry just stared at me and said, “What happened to you? You never would have agreed with ‘the greater good’ mentality?”

              I just started crying, this whole year so far has been nothing but pain and misery. From my own house mates abandoning me and the other houses not caring. From Harry not coming this year to the death eaters controlling everything. It’s too much and I can’t handle it anymore. Harry knows I’m overwhelmed so he just hugs me, and I sob even harder.

             “Then I’ll do it for you and all of our friends.”

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#harry potter imagine #harry potter x reader #hurt/comfort #slytherin!reader

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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

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Incorrect Avengers quote

Loki: ‘runs past Thor carrying something shiny’

Thor: Loki! What do you have little brother?! ‘runs after Loki’

Loki: ‘runs faster cackling, then trips over his cape’

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So I’m not dead I just have no inspiration.

(And this popped into my head so now I need to binge the movies)

#incorrect quotes #avengers #Loki #Thor

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Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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rain kisses

(bonus: jonathan & argyle)

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“but it’s set in the 80s people weren’t gay yet”

my brother in christ may i offer you the ancient greeks