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i kindly need dan to not choose this time to come back to tumblr because bro what if he sees us freaking out about him getting noticed by amazingphil?

#op you are the funniest person alive #dnp #phan

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just saw someone on twitter saying phil is older than their dad i want to launch myself to the fucking moon wtf

sorry. fucking what.

#ok wait is that even possible #are small children allowed to have twitter

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soft launching the hard launch on youtube community posts need that man to be so real for 3 minutes maybe

soft launching the hard launch really is the best way of putting it

#what a world we live in… #dnp #phan

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shoutout to @yonpote and @dnphobe for inspiration to read about dan and phil—here's what i've got. ry, i asked approximately the same questions as you, but my cards were not cooperating so there's a lot more of them here.

what are dan and phil up to? for that i used the guided hand tarot deck, the top 2 rows of cards.

strength is a tone card—the overall vibe is that of the figure who is strong not because they've overpowered the beast in the card but because they're in harmony with it. very dnp with the phandom at this point in time. the emperor also insisted on being here. i do not know what they have to say yet but they're here. security in the foundation that's been built, maybe? this is not a toxic emperor.

the first card i actually pulled that's answering this question is also the fool, like ry's reading. something completely new, something beyond what we could possibly know at this point in time.

the 2 and 3 of wands, as well as the 6 of wands? those came out when i asked this deck about "what comes straight after" this moment, what announcement there might be coming. in general the deck refused to answer, instead confirming things to me? the 2 and 3 are a phrase: it's already begun. we're the first few steps in to an announcement already. the 6 is interesting though—6 is a victory, a hard won triumph, but is also potentially about the 6th month of the year (june).

all of these being wands when we all Know about the knight of wands? also significant. this is the path of action.

when i pushed for an answer about what they're announcing using the cosmic slumber tarot i got justice and the hierophant, which is this deck telling me it's not answering that question if i'm going to post about it. i have run into refusals like this in readings before. the information is there! it's just not for the public. there's no forcing my way around that.

i asked my rider waite smith deck if they're hard launching and i got. the ace of pentacles (a material new beginning). temperence (the angel that officiates the union of the lovers). the empress (the garden). and the lovers. do i need to elaborate on the lovers or the fact that the other two cards are emphasizing the union and location the lovers exist in?

anyways. thanks for coming to my tarot reading. all signs point to gay.

#ok so the cards are literally saying they’re getting married in june #ok #ooh I should do a reading too #(I’ll only post it if it’s noteworthy tho) #dnp #phan

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ok i dont have my tarot cards on me so i redownloaded this tarot app i used to use that ive generally had good results from

i asked basically "what the hell are dnp up to"

and...

OH. OKAY.

#I need to jump into the ocean and become a crab #being human and dealing with this shit is too much #dnp #phan

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dan and phil spent years sitting and listening to the final fantasy sound tracks together and now they've made their own sound track for us to vibe to and idk who else speaks Nerd Love Language, but what they're saying is that;

they love us . <3

#oh I didn’t even think about that #heartbreaking #dnp #phan

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it really isnt about "we been knew" like ofc WE AS PHANNIES have known!!! this is abt them posting it on twitter. and instagram. and YOUTUBE where most normies are STILL commenting on their videos about them being Friendship Goals xD or saying like "hey dont say it publicly we're giving them privacy" they are doing the Most on their Most Public platforms and obv the videos are just gayer and gayer but the plausible deniability is. well its becoming A REEEEEAL STRETCH to say theyre nothing further than friends

#so true!! #it’s about what they choose to share!!! #and it’s about what they let us know!!! #dnp #phan

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rewatching the connections video and had the realization that even their old usernames have a sort of connection. danisnotonFIRE and SNOWdude. like natural elements or weather or whatever

#they’re fucking fated to be together I’m telling you #dnp #phan

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#!!! #(also wow what a great gif of phil dancing) #dnp #phan

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okay either theyre getting ready to do a hard launch or theyve realized that they enjoy fucking with us and either way im scared

#my dude why not both #dnp #phan

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you're?? telling me the two gay men who have been living together for over a decade ,,,, likE like each other? well hot damn!

#hot damn indeed #I’ve never heard anything wilder #dnp #phan

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why is phan real i'm scared i though they were just two gay men who have lived together for 14 years

#very easy mistake to make #we’re all feeling very confused and conflicted rn #dnp #phan

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and then... they ah.. then phil... ah posted about um wad... then.. uhh.. dan replied with.. an.... orange. heart e m o ji 🧡

#so real #dnp #phan

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it always comes back to we know you know

#oh god #I’d almost forgotten #dnp #phan

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hard launching on the youtube community channel is crazy wtf is wrong with you

#there is so much wrong with that man #<3 #daniel howell #dnp #phan

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what is this experience like for new phannies who didn't live through the "we aren't even friends we're just flatmates because it's convenient to live with another youtuber fyi i like vagina" era? is it hitting as hard for you?

#oh someone’s gotta check on the post-hiatus phannies #how are they faring #dnp #phan #phandom

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genuinely wedding hill so hard. within the year.

my thing is they can't get married without that being public record, not that we'd know immediately but the info would be out there for us to find eventually and that would be a very boring way of doing it so IF they're getting married it would make so much sense for them to have fun with it first and also actually tell us about it. if we're gonna know anyway they might as well be annoying about it

and like i still don't think dnp are necessarily dying to get married but i 100% believe they would do it for their families' sake, especially phil's parents. and now is kind of the perfect time.

#sure this is so normal and chill #okay #okay. #dnp #phan