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Ash’s Book Chapter Ideas.
Chapter One:
- The introduction chapter, introduce characters, Ash Hibz the main protagonist and other celebrity guests on the voyage. Important to introduce Theresa Halbach, the young photographer employed by the white star line to document the journey for hype and publicity. Create tension between Theresa and other guest’s to try and create motives for later chapters. In the end of the chapter it is revealed in the morning that Theresa has gone missing, suspected foul play and possible murder, This is where Ash with meet with Shangela and the police will arrest Steven Avery and Brendan Dassey.
Chapter Two: Steven and Brendan.
- In this chapter we will see Steven and Brendan under go interrogation and learn why police believe they are guilty. (Steven and Brendan were last seen with the photographer after they asked her to come to their room to take pictures of the luxury interior of their room.) Ash and Shangela don’t believe that it can be as cut and dry as its being made out to be. They discover secrets between the photographer and other guests that may point to other possible suspects.
Chapter Three: Beatrice and Mochi.
- Ash overhears a suspicious conversation between young couple Beatrice and Mochi who are staying next to Ash’s room. The young slime ranchers are having their honeymoon on the titanic after they met on the far far range and fell in love. Trouble in paradise or just a misunderstanding? Shangela and Ash decide to investigate further and while doing so discover something about the Titanic’s sever robot RaY.
Chapter Four: RaY.
- RaY seems to have some kind of fault in her code, although robots are unable to harm humans as part of their basic coding it would appear that RaY is displaying hostile behaviour toward rude guest who mistreat her and other robotic helpers onboard. Could it be that Theresa had somehow offended the usually joyful robot and broken cause a brake in her code leading to her disappearance/Death.
Chapter Five: RuPaul.
- Shangela while committing to rehearsals for the final nights performance with her fellow queens discovers that Mother Ru, has some choice words to say about Theresa. It would appear the two knew each other before the tour and things were not civil between the two. Theresa had once snapped a picture of Ru during make-up without her wig and was blackmailing the queen into not releasing the horrendous photo to the press. Despite her loyalty to mother Ru, Shangela shares this information with Ash although she insists that it could possibly be how it looks. Ash is unsure, and wonders if Shangela’s judgment could be compromised by bias.
Chapter Six: Bobby.
- It’s the final day of the cruise, everyone with a possible motive that they can think of have been spoken to, the police are still not interested in looking at any other suspects. Possible motives and suspects point in every direction, but something still doesn’t feel right, like theres a piece of the puzzle missing... There was one guest, Bobby Dassey, Brother and nephew of Brendan and Steven. He has been hanging around the holding cells and talking to police a lot. Ash and Shangela had assumed that it was simply for concern for his brother and uncle but perhaps their was more too it. In the end they decide to follow him, and weirdly he leads them to the very bowels of the massive boat. There they find him and Theresa, who is not only alive but very much well, the two discuss their plan to send steven and Brendan down, take the Avery auto shop and sell it. They would take the money, use it to start a life of luxury far away as different people.
Chapter Seven: Not today satan.
- Bobby and Theresa’s plan has been foiled, the other Dassey, Avery family members are released from police custody, rejoining the rest of the guests for the final nights performance staring RuPaul, Shangela, Willam and others. During the performance their is an almighty bang that shakes the whole boat. Shangela and Ash share a concerned glance and run off together to investigate. The rest of the crew and guests are told to remain calm and not to worry, there was no real issue or threat. The new amature crime fighting duo know better however and discover the boat just like it’s two predecessors has hit a giant ice berg (global warming had been a real bitch over the last 100 years) and the boat was going down.
Chapter Eight: Won’t go down with this ship.
- Ash and Shangela seek out the help of everyone they had encountered during their investigation, each person with their own skill that they can pull together and save the day. Mochi and Beatrice start by firing slimes into the giant hole in the side of the boat in quick succession, blocking the hole and stopping the input of water. Ash uses his pokemon to help, BudgeTrio uses screech to shatter the ice berg and stop it form causing anymore damage, Jessicat uses zoomies to pick up debrisand gather it neatly beside the blocked hole. Sprocket the rocket dog uses lap to slurp up all the water that has poured into the boats hull. RuPaul gathers his queens and say’s that the show must go on, they will keep the guests distracted and cover the sound of the construction that is about to begin. Steven and Brendan use their skills learnt from working on the salvage yard to sift through the neat pile of debris and begin to rebuild the hull of the boat, and RaY follows instruction well, helping to lift larger peices and weld them in place with her laser arm setting. This time to ship is saved!
The End.
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Ash’s Birthday story idea.
Pokemon trainer and legend, Ash Hibz has been invited on the maiden voyage of the Titanic mark three. Her voyage will sail the river nile past the Egyptian pyramids along the Nile, other guests include famous Drag Queens from RuPauls Drag race, including RuPaul herself and protégé Shangela. Young couple Beatrix LeBoux and Mochi Miles from the slime rancher planet. Steven Avery, Brendan Dassey, Bobby Dassey, Theresa Halbach and other Avery/Dassey family members. RaY the robot will be your personal server for the evening. Ash’s Pokemon will be Jessicat the tuxedo cat with the power of zoomies. Sprocket the rocket dog, a lovable golden dog, with the power of loyalty and The BudgeTrio, Ari, Callie and Buddy, three budgies with the power of screech.
On the first night of the voyage Theresa Halbach and young, budding photographer who was hired to document the journey, is murdered. Although police authority on the boat immediately turn their attention to Steven Avery and Brendan Dassey, pokemon trainer Ash Hibz and Drag sensation Shangela can smell something fishy (And it’s not Courtney Act) The two pair up as an unlikely comedic amateur sleuth duo to try and solve the crime and clear Steven and Brendans name.
Main suspects will be; Steven Avery, Brendan Dassey, Beatrix LeBoux, Mochi Miles, RuPaul, Willam and RaY the robot.
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Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
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This Woman.. <3
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Do your nuts itch like buggery?
Hugh Grant. (via idobelievetheworstisbehindus)
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do you ever think jensen gets hungry and is like
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OKAY GUYS SO DAVID TENNANT KISSED JOHN BISHOP BLINDFOLDED AND PUSHED HIM TO THE FLOOR OK I CAN'T BREATHE WHAT IS AIR
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Stick a fork in my I'm done.
Fuck all life goals. I can die happy. Comic relief keeps thanking us for our donations well on behalf of everyone on the internet I Thank YOU. The level of excitement I have right now, Is a little overwhelming.
David Tenant
Miranda snogging Davina
Dawn snogging Jenifer
Simon Cowell on Simon Cowell action
Olly in a dress
We've seen The Doctor, we've had the comedy genius that Is Miranda, We've had Equality street. I think there is only one thing that could make this life better... Wheres Benadict Cumberbatch?
#Comic Relief#David Tennant#Simon Cowel#Dawn French#Olly Murrs#Davina#Miranda#Sherlock#Benadict Cumberbatch
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