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f/os who are sososososo obsessed with you ₊˚⊹♡໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

maybe they're texting you 24/7, gushing about all the details of their day between asking you all about yours.

orrrrr they're visiting you at work, stopping in during your lunch hour just to spend one more minute with you, one more second; talking about your work day while sharing a meal.

and the touch starved f/os who have to be connected to you in some way at every minute of the day, or else a dramatic pout dons their pretty face as they whine for you to sit a bit closer. i'm sure they giggle as you roll your eyes and comply, giving them a little kiss as you fold again for them.

f/os who love sitting in silence with you as you both coexist, loving the peace between you as there's no pressure for conversation, stimulation, or anything. there's nothing better than sitting in perfect content with the one you love. especially when you don't notice the little glances they steal to admire you ♡

pro/comship dni

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what do you mean he's fictional, we sleep in the same bed every night

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Sotha is so tall that the local birds have mistaken him for a tree!

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shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is the most unpopular character in their source.

shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is a tumblr sexyman/tumblr sexyman archetype.

shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is seen as only a “meme” or “cringe.”

shout out to the self-shippers who give their f/o a textbook’s worth of lore because canon failed them.

shout out to the self-shippers who wish the fandom took their f/o more seriously.

shout out to the self-shippers with f/os so obscure, they don’t even have a fandom.

y’all are the self-shipping community’s strongest soldiers. keep loving! 💗

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your f/o would not care abt any 'abnormal' speech mannerisms you've got btw.

stutter? that's ok, they're more than happy to wait to let you get the words out, it just gives them an extra few seconds to appreciate your voice. Even if you get caught up on the same word a few times or the whole sentence struggles a little, they're not gonna make fun of you. It's you talking, what could ever be 'wrong' with that?

mix up your words? that's totally ok! whether you'd rather try again and say what you actually meant to say or just wanna repeat a few bits so they get the gist, they're not gonna make fun of you. even if you don't notice that you swapped around some words, they've gotten pretty good at deciphering your meaning, time together letting them hone their skills.

forget what you were saying halfway through it? that's totally fine too! whether they give you a few minutes to try and remember or just move past it till something jogs your memory again, they're fine to offer up some ideas on what it might've been about or a new topic to get your mind off of it.

use a lot of 'fluff' in your speech (ie. 'umm,' 'like,' 'uhh,' etc.)? they're not gonna rush the words out of you or interrupt your speech. They're more than happy to give you all the time in the world to talk, no matter how rambly and long-winded it might seem. They like hearing what you have to say and your thoughts are priceless to them.

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hey btw there’s nothing wrong with shipping your ocs with canon characters. or shipping yourself with a canon character. even if you have a crush on the character. you are hurting literally no one. you can do whatever you want. cringe culture is dead

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Shout out to @bunny-lovers today. I barely interact with you but I thought you'd appreciate me wishing you a good lesbian visibility day.

#self shipping #f/o community #self shipper #selfship blog #self ship

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that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

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wishing all lesbian selfshippers a very happy Lesbian Visibility Week this week!!! ^-^

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the hatred ppl have for x reader is so funny

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your f/os are spinning YOU around in their head btw

pro.ship dni

#self ship #fictional other #f/o #selfship

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fucking FORGOT i could post this …. heres my piece for @newvegasguidezine :-) !

#YOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S MY GUY #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout ulysses

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Imagine your strict/controlling f/o seeing you in a state of high-apathy and helping you through it. Not letting you lie in bed. Getting you up in the morning, making you healthy foods and snacks. Making sure you get (minimum) a few minutes of sunlight. Making sure you know, and repeat after them that you have worth and are good and that the world is thankful for you living in it.

#villain f/o imagines #f/o imagines #caregiver f/o imagines #strict f/o imagines #honestly with my mentally ill ass I need them to do this

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After learning about me being cyberstalked by an ex-friend I may or may not spend the next few days constantly imagining my f/os comforting me. I'm not okay right about now. At least they never found this blog otherwise I'll look pathetic right about now.

#tw stalking

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I love how everyone who genuinely likes Benny just took this pathetic man and swatted Bethesda away like a horsefly like no. He Is Not White. He Is Not Straight. He Is A Bisexual Whore And Just A Little Guy And It's His Birthday. For shame, Bethesda. We're making him into a communal oc/fucktoy

#self shipping #self ship #selfship blog #self shipper #fallout new vegas

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Picnic Date (Mukuro Ikusaba x G/N!Reader)

Mukuro has never been one for doing anything relaxing, but with Y/N, she doesn't mind it as long as she is with them.

Now as she is sitting down on the comfy blanket that is laid out for the picnic, she couldn't help but smile a little.

"Y/N, you know you didn't have to do this." She said as Y/N took out some bento boxes that they made during some freetime.

"Yeah, but I wanted to. You don't seem to do relaxing stuff, especially since you usually train, so I figured we could do something together that isn't about training for at least a day." They replied handing Mukuro one of the boxes.

Opening it up, Mukuro saw that the bento consisted of some rice, tamagoyaki, some umeboshi, and some green salad. (seasonal vegetables and fruits)

"Thanks." Mukuro said as a smile spread across her lips as she started eating the food, which was really good.

She knew it to be good since Y/N is the ultimate cook in their class.

"Your welcome. I'm really happy that i get to spend time with you" They said before they began to eat their food, not noticing Mukuro, who was now blushing, looking at her with a smile and looked at them with an endearing look.

With how horrible her life was before Hope's Peak, she was so thankful to have them in her life.

They were like her guardian angel, and she was going to protect them no matter what.

#danganronpa x reader #self shipper #mukuro ikusaba