SBI Being A Chaotic Bloody Family: A Compilation
Tommy: *hits Techno*
Techno: *hits Tommy*
Tommy: No, thats not fair, you’re stronger than me :(
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Wilbur: Phil do I look cute?
Phil: Yeah, of course. Always, my son
Wilbur: Yay! :D
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Wilbur: *watching Tommy sing The Internet Has Ruined Me* Aww...it really is like watching my little brother
Tommy: *singing* -if you can’t handle my mental baggage... I actually, I actually don’t know what that means...
Wilbur: *spits his water across the room*
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Wilbur: At least we got invited to MCC this week, Techno. I guess we’re just better than you at Minecraft
Phil: Aw, Will, you didn’t have to do that to him...
Phil: I love you, Techno. I apologise on Wilbur’s behalf. I love you.
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BBH: Techno actually looks taller than you, Tommy
Tommy & Techno: *look at each other*
Techno: Yep
Tommy: No
Techno: Definitely
Tommy: You’re on hallucinogenics again
Techno: I’m absolutely a pixel taller than you, Tommy
Tommy: No you’re not! You’re not!!
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Wilbur: I like to eat sand.
Phil: You had a strange childhood, Wilbur
Wilbur: This wasn’t in my childhood, Phil.
Phil: *sighs*
Phil: Will, when I come to visit you later this year we’re gonna have talks, son.
Wilbur: Why?
Phil: Stop eating sand, son
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Phil: *is in first place for MCC*
Wilbur: Philza!! Philza Minecraft!!! Dadza, Dadza, Dadza, look!! I’m so proud of you, Phil! Phil! I’m so proud of you!
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Tommy: Technoblade, do the beatboxing for me
Techno: No, I’ve ‘baah’ed too much
Tommy: No, you gotta ‘baah’! I’m not rapping if you don’t ‘baah’!
Techno: *long suffering sigh*
Techno: *starts beatboxing*
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Tommy: How do I get a wife?
Kristen: I don’t know...I don’t know how kids your age meet people
Phil: *from across the room* Minecraft?
Tommy: No.
Phil: Tiktok?
Kristen: No
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Wilbur: TOMMY SHUT UP
Scott: …what’s happening?
Wilbur: SCOTT, TOMMY’S TELLING SHUBBLE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
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This screenshot is so fucking funny to me, the sheer contrast
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