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:-O

#these are SO cute #naruto #art #iruka umino #kakashi hatake

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Kkir brainrot

The 3rd one is wip

#naruto #kakairu #iruka umino #kakashi hatake

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the hatake teefs are toofin'

#shut up wait #how have I not seen this #kakairu #umino iruka #kakashi hatake #naruto

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comic commission for @vfclayr, based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes

Calli ty so much for commissioning me to draw THE BLORBOS

#naruto #kakairu #sasunaru

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happy five years to me getting into kakairu and ruining my life !!! here’s a redraw of my first ever pic of them 🙏💛

#thank you for your service #kakairu #naruto #kakashi hatake #iruka umino

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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im so fucking sad

#yuri on ice #yuri katsuki #victor nikiforov #victuuri #yoi

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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you’re willing, it’d be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that’s not cool, I’m perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I’m insane: ……okaaayyy?….

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they’d really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

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It's not the first time that has happened

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i should have fucking picked chemistry

#uh I work in a micro lab and was instructed not to use gloves because it’s wasteful #and I never once in 4 years saw a grad student wash their hands #literally have never seen ethanol or bleach in that room #we work almost exclusively with pseudomonas aeruginosa and other opportunistic pathogens #meanwhile I got a fucking lab coat and goggles in vert morphology #god forbid we get a little turtle viscera in our hair

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