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I normally refrain from rebloging posts unrelated to MoM!Sora and The Master Report AU in order to create a small corner of Tumblr for the fandom to escape from reality. However, seeing as I am yet AGAIN under national lockdown due to people stupid enough to prance about spreading the resident super plague yet not considerate enough to drop dead, consider this my one and only irl public announcement.

The next person foolish enough to approach my immediate vicinity without a mask will be repeatedly hit with a sharpened two meter measuring stick.

I'll take this post down if the situation has improved by 2022, so it's probably here to stay.

#coronavirus #fuck off #darwin awards #done with people #fuck you all #lockdown #a fucking gain #Not a Disney Appropriate Post #human stupidity

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Some jokes just have to be made, even if its XIII years late.

Also Lea and Kairi learn a bit about the nature of timetravel which helps provide some context towards.. basically everything happening?

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Kairi and Lea going on their first field mission together, not much else to say really.

For the longest time I forgot this was actually a Disney movie. As for the reason its set in Todayland instead of the past? I just think that if this was added to the Kingdom Hearts Universe then you can bet Sora would be using flowmotion all over the place, because bubbles. Imagine the minigames.

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I needed to do this because i’m finally playing the remake and you can’t stop me.

MoM!Sora at one time had a pet chocobo of his own, he raised it from a chick and when it eventually died of old age it left MoM!Sora too distraught to get another one. He doesn't let that deter him from introducing his kids to them though.

The Chocobo image above I credit to ffxiv-chocobo-colours that I got permission to use here seriously go have a look at the colour guide. Its very meticulously well done.

In a tribute to TeamFourStar for keeping me laughing my head off while in Lockdown: The events of Final Fantasy 7 Machinabridged (FF7MA) was the result of a zany D&D Session that happened one slow night in Traverse Town (before Sora arrived) with the foul mouthed Cid as the Dungeon Master. The events of Final Fantasy 7 original did happen in the Realm of Light when it was whole but everything got reshuffled when it broke.

The Radiant Garden crew blame Cid for the reoccurring dreams of the session they had even if the dialogue is a lot more serious for some reason... Of course they do eventually get a explanation of their previous incarnations eventually in the Master of Masters posts...

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Have the foretellers ever physiclly met anyone from the master's past?

Sort of? There was a timeloop thing going on at the time so MoM!Sora may have introduced Auron to his kids a few times. He just can't quite remember if he introduced them during the last loop or not. He kinda had bigger things to worry about, literally.

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Spoiler: Tidus, Wakka and Selphie do not get Gummiphones. Also Spoiler: Tidus, Wakka and Selphie have a working theory that the real reason Sora and Riku went missing that one year is because they ran away together, Sora got kidnapped by a witch who erased everyone’s memories of him to keep Sora for herself and Riku had to play the knight in shining armor and rescue him. Surprisingly close to the truth, Kairi heard this theory and crawled off to a corner to laugh herself sick. Kairi then convinced the trio to keep the rumor from Sora and Riku as well as adding leading comments and questions to see how much fun she can have with it.

The Destiny Island rumor mill is a wild thing.

The Master of Masters taking a day off to treat himself while waiting for the latest shipment of Synthesis materials to arrive in port.

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MoM!Sora exploring a distant region of the Realm of Light.

Come up with a worthy punishment for the Keyblade Wielding con artist and I might include it in a later post.

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Previously I said that I was going to just post the master reports here, I have once again changed my mind and I am now generating a large fanfiction that will be finished and posted when its finished with snippets that can stand alone going up here. My conscience won't allow me to post it as I go because I'm literally assembling it like a puzzle from Asks adding and editing as I go, In short I have no clue where the Master Reports AU is going apart from adhering to canon known facts as much as possible.

Anytime someone asks for the fic they will be greeted with a wordcount png attached to the next post with zero context whatsoever.

Where can we find the Master Reports fic?

The Master of Masters blinked at the clear desk then went to find Chirithy. The Master of Master poked his head around the door spotting the Dream Eater in question “Uh? Chirithy? Where did the papers on my desk go?” Chirithy didn't turn as it continued energetically dusting the bookshelves and spoke in a non-committal tone “You said to take all the loose papers out to the trash” The Master of Masters felt a chill of alarm shoot up his spine from his toes and took a calming breath speaking as calmly as possible “Chirithy, I was rebinding my journal, it was not trash, I can say with great certainty that it was the very opposite of trash” Chirithy paused and looked up from its dusting to his master who wore a remarkably fixed expression on his face “...Oh...” “Where did you put it?” asked the Master of Masters calmly. The Chirithy squirmed in place and didn't answer as the Master of Masters expression became more and more wooden “You've been cutting corners again haven't you?” “M-maybe” the Chirithy coughed unconvincingly frantically wondering what the weather was like on the other end of the universe at this time of year. The Master of Masters took a deep steadying breath and asked again. “Chirithy, what did you do to my master report?” It was peaceful and quiet outside the Daybreak Town Clocktower beneath the calm waves of Scala ad Caelum, right up until it wasn't. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DUMPED IT ALL IN THE LANES BETWEEN?!”

Well Done Chirithy for initiating a tedious fetch quest and inadvertently proving Sora wrong by mistakenly scattering The Master Reports to the farther corners of the universe.

So I was originally going to post the master reports all in one place on ff.net or archiveofourown but realized that I'm really bad at writing long fanfictions and it wouldn't really be practical seeing as every Ask here actually contributes to the story and Melody of Memory has yet to be released which might (probably) disprove a lot of the stuff here. My original plan was to create Ansem Report style observations written by the Master of Masters, a Kingstagram entry and a small blurb of plot per chapter but instead, I've decided to keep it all in one place, right here. I might reblog some old posts with new stories and Master Reports attached.

I’m going to say that most of the non-conflicting Square Enix and Disney media exist in this Kingdom Hearts universe right here and now, so if someone asks about a character from any of those franchise’s they’ll probably appear at some point if I get a good enough screenshot or pose-able models and can think of a good enough excuse to include them. (Spoiler: I have plans for Final Fantasy X and Atlantis the Lost Empire in the works)

Don't be afraid to ask anything (Seriously anything, did you see the sandwich ask? It’s awesome) about other characters, MoM!Sora may be the star of this show but everyone else has plenty to say.

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You ever been to the World of Pokemon?

Daybreak Town Library

"So what's going on here?" asked the Master of Masters genuinely curious. "The librarians seem to think you’re all plotting world domination" The group of teens laughed turned with smiles and eagerly gestured at the always approachable Master of Masters to join their table. “It's a new game a group of traders brought from one of the countries to the east a few days ago they've become really popular lately, here have a go.” The Master of Masters was startled to have an electronic device similar to his gummiphone, though obviously much more delicate shoved into his hands and was soon enraptured in gameplay with the teens. He quickly learned that the advice of ‘don’t forget type advantages’ helped a lot more when uttered before you were locked into an unwinnable battle. Before long the Master of Masters found himself a student of many self-proclaimed ‘Champions’ attempting to teach him to play the many dual screen device games they had purchased. "This seems a lot like slavery" the Master of Masters concluded teeth grit tongue comically visible off to one side as the yellow rodent, Pikachu refused to get in the pokeball. The Master of Masters was then introduced to one of the games many sequels and was left blinking in confusion at Ghetis's monologue "I'm completely at a loss at how he thought that plot would ever work." There was a lot of sympathetic laughter at his confusion. “So what do you think, Master Sora?” Asked one of the teenagers hiding his anxiety poorly. It was well known that the Master of Masters took the safety of his disciples seriously to the extent of banning damaging influences from entering Daybreak Town, if he didn't like the game system they wouldn't be able to keep it. “Well” The Master of Masters drew the word out for dramatic tension “Do you think the trader has any of these left in stock?” The teenagers cheered loudly... and got kicked out of the library by the irritated librarian.

Later the Master of Masters turned the dual screen device or DS for short over in his hands thoughtfully, a few ideas regarding elemental rock, paper, scissors scenarios running through his head to add to the Book of Prophesies data worlds...

Sorry, only worlds owned by Disney or Square Enix will be showing in this AU though there might be some cameos as seen here.

MoM!Sora looks after an entire town of superpowered children you can bet he actively monitors the influences they are exposed to, Keyblade Wielders gone mad tend to cause a lot of damage. MoM!Sora’s favorite pokemon game is Pokemon FireRed.

In other news I got a new computer screen and can finally post again!

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Does the name Tetsuya Nomura mean anything to you?

“Master Uta! Master Uta!” The aforementioned Master Uta halted in his stride as Keyblade Apprentice Odin careered around the corner in an effort to catch up to the Keyblade Master, halting in front of the bemused master as he gathered his breath Odin unceremoniously presented Master Uta with a familiar book. “You left it behind in the lecture hall” Master Uta calmly accepted the book with a raised brow, Odin blushed, realizing how rudely he’s interrupted the quiet sanctity of Scala ad Caelum’s hallways by sprinting and shouting. “I couldn't help but notice you signed it differently?” Odin asked in a desperate attempt to change the subject, Master Uta didn't seem to mind luckily being one of the more laid back Keyblade Masters in the order and instead laughed abashedly absently scratching his neat beard “I sometimes write under a pseudonym to avoid the attention” “But why” Odin nearly whined, his own writing efforts nowhere near publishable and somewhat personally aghast at the idea of someone not getting credited with their own achievement. Master Uta grinned slyly “I would hardly be taken seriously as a Keyblade Master if it was known I dabbled in literary fiction” “But it looked really well written!” Odin burst out before slapping his hand over his mouth, mortified at inadvertently revealing he’d been snooping in a Keyblade Masters private documents. Master Uta contrary to being angry as expected instead burst out laughing wiping a tear from his eye “Thank you for the compliment, Apprentice Odin, Though if you liked that then you’d probably appreciate something a little more finished” Master Uta fished another book from his inventory and presented it to Odin with a wink “Consider it a reward for returning my manuscript and a bribe to keep my writing hobby secret” Odin marveled over the crisp hardback book with it’s elaborately detailed cover and had a thought, presenting it to Master Uta embarrassedly “...I don't suppose you’d sign it?” Master Uta smiled bemusedly, wordlessly pulling a pen from his inventory. Tetsuya Nomura, The signature was scarcely dry before Odin was cradling the book like it was the most precious thing in the universe, vibrating so hard in place that Master Uta briefly wondered if he should be worried the apprentice would accidentally phase himself out of reality. The evening bell rang and as Odin sprinted away to his next class with a hurried farewell Master Uta sighed contentedly, It felt nice to write, even under multiple aliases, solely to make someone happy rather than being forced to record all the misery his Gazing Eye seemed to love to show him.

My computer crashed without saving after I typed this the first time so I had to rewrite it again. Yes, I referenced Melody of Memory by making one of MoM!Sora’s aliases ‘Master Uta(song)’ that doesn't mean I’m going to play it. Master Uta is my dodgy attempt at making an anagram of Tetsuya Nomura, my other option was Master Tuoyuan or Master Yuantou so I settled for leaving a few words out.

Keyblade Apprentice Odin would forevermore declare Master Uta the best master ever and when he became a Keyblade Master, Odin would stylize himself after Master Uta with a long beard and leaving only one eye visible. MoM!Sora grows a beard every few centuries whenever he feels like it, being stuck in a relatively youngish body it takes years to grow in properly a fact that never ceases to make him grumpy when brought up.

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Have you ever considered that your going back in time was part of some larger entity's plan for the universe?

Master Report – Knowing Tags

Upon closer examination of my journal it appears this strange temporal event has erased some of my memories notably those who have already passed from this life to the next. Upon explaining this to Kupek, a Moogle who like myself was sensitive to temporal magic and also sensed something was wrong, I was enlightened to a disturbing but necessary trend, that of the Knowing Tag, With this strange memory geas cast upon the entire population of the Realm of Light these Tags have become literally only way to identify the dead. This temporal abnormality has erased my memories of people I myself knew who died, interfering in memories I have held sacred and built much of my sense of self upon. If I did not have photos of them in my gummiphone I would not know their faces furthermore this effect dis-allows the feelings of grief. Already there are groups in various settlements working together to reverse the memory effect though without knowing the source I suspect such efforts are an exercise in futility. Kupek tried to sell a Knowing Tag to me and though I know that there is little need for myself to wear it as every time the temporal loop restarts I wake up back at the beginning of the loop, I bought one solely to ease Kupek’s concerns. It seems even money motivated Moggles dislike the concept of forgetting the dead with the same intensity as anyone else, or maybe they don’t want to be forgotten either.

Nope, MoM!Sora brought this entirely on himself. As you can see here he has become subject to the Agito Timeloop but retains his memories in their entirety through each loop. So he personally has had a lot longer than just 200 years to become the legendary Master of Masters(and accumulate more trauma).

MoM!Sora was a wild card that the resident gods and goddesses of the Realm of Light occasionally prodded into situations for their own amusement, The future breaking of the entire Realm of Light was known solely to MoM!Sora who very smartly kept his mouth shut otherwise Bhunivelze and the rest of the pantheon would have banded together to stop him before it was too late for them.

To clarify the Final Fantasy characters that appear in Kingdom Hearts are pseudo-reincarnations sent into the future and reborn in Radiant Garden by thankful patron gods and powerful friends on the day the Realm of Light shattered, none of them remember their first life any similarities are coincidental or stubborn heart memories.

Just to confirm some stuff for the future of this AU, Final Fantasy: Spirits Within, Type-0, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 15 are canonical and mostly happened in the Age of Fairytales. There might be a bit of paradox and handwaving involved here and there because I'm still reading and watching the lore for these games, so please point it out if it bothers you, I’ll also happily accept suggestions and revisions.

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My one question is, did you make any posts after your former friends found out that you are the Master of Masters?

Yup.

Sorry it took so long to update but I’ve been reading and researching Disney and Final Fantasy lore to add into TheMasterReportAU to fix some continuity issues. Its grown a bit.. wild.

    *Very Ominous Cackle*

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“Makes sense you'd go easy on her, she is technically your daughter” Luxu huffed teasingly. The Master of Masters abruptly paused and rubbed his chin thoughtfully examining Luxu... “What?!” Asked Luxu annoyed and vaguely unnerved by the close scrutiny.

The Master of Masters picked his words carefully inwardly wishing he had a set of glasses or a monocle to push up for dramatic effect and ominous lens glare. "You do realize that by that logic Xion is also my daughter and Roxas is technically my son... but with Ventus?" There was a long pause and Luxu groaned face-palming and praying to some unknown deity for strength to get that line of though out of his head with all the associated mental imagery that inevitably came with it. "That's going to bother me until I know for sure isn't it?" Luxu grumbled with a scowl. The Master of Masters merely chuckled before pausing thoughtfully enough to make Luxu wary, Luxu was proven right at the next sentence. “What does that make Vanitas?” The Master of Masters exchanged startled glances with Luxu who turned around and walked away before the Master of Masters could open his mouth again, cutting him off with dual finger guns pointed at the Master of Masters face so to silence him and give a cheerfully homicidal enunciation that was part-denial part-command "Nope" The Master of Masters watched Luxu flee and snorted shaking his head in fond amusement. “Wuss”

Yeah... The Foretellers returned earlier so that’s why Ava is here, Let me repeat you can now ask MoM!Sora, The Guardians of Light, Xigbar and the Foretellers anything you want! The Foretellers and Luxu nerf each other in close proximity (have done since they were children) but only when they’re all together with MoM!Sora to mediate/spectate/laugh. Ira is not the eldest he’s just always been the most mature of the lot and is used to being the leader, he knows Luxu is too busy to teach and hates kids so he thinks he’s the natural choice at which point Aced speaks up and a sibling spat begins, again. At this point in time after a very rocky reunion MoM!Sora has managed to explain himself and really all these crazy kids wanted when they kicked off the First Keyblade War was their dad back anyway, not all is forgiven as Luxu points out that MoM!Sora is still scheming something... But MoM!Sora is sincere in the things he does say (And they can tell because they can sense his heart) which is enough for the Foretellers who are honestly exhausted enough to take it at face value.

did you ever find out about what happened at castle oblivion?

This needed a bit of context so the second Kingstagram post answers the question.

Scrooge McDuck, in cooperation with the Moogles and Disney Castle R&D is manufacturing Gummiphones for the discerning (i.e. rich) world travelers. The Guardians of Light and allies get them free or massively discounted.

MoM!Sora saw these in the Moggles shop and bought six for his kids, mailing one to Luxu with his number in it, he intends to distribute these when the others show up. MoM!Sora’s response in this post reeks of irony, sheer mental exhaustion, exasperation and tears, He does not relish explaining the convoluted mess that is his mere existence to anyone.

This Gummiphone model in the above post was created by the talented Tifa C. Moles on sketchfab and suggested by a friend, It is used here with permission from the artist, so go give the artist a look.

Just going to say beforehand that these posts are private between Luxu and the Master of Masters so no one else can see them unless they add more people to their group. Luxu goes by Xigbar here because he doesn't want to fall out of the habit of answering to the name Xigbar which could get him killed considering what company Xigbar keeps.

Luxu got this picture by bugging the rooms in Castle Oblivion as spying is his job according to both Xehanort and MoM!Sora, so he’s got a lot of strange photos from improbable locations and a lot to vent about and he isn’t going to be polite about it either.

MoM!Sora has had hundreds of years to get his head on straight and dig up those buried memories himself, Luxu’s documentary movie that he showed him later was actually a relief as it confirmed to MoM!Sora that he got all his memories back.

The Master of Masters took it upon himself to have the gummiphones jail-broken before he handed them out so they can’t be tracked by anyone, don't have those Classic Kingdom Games/bloatware that were forced on his gummiphone and most importantly (in Luxu’s opinion) these modified versions have no profanity filter.

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Have any of the Foretellers or Luxu ever called MoM 'dad' or anything close to it? You've referred to them as your kids in the past, so is their relationship with him a father-children one (adopted/father figure/etc) or a mentor one that sometimes blurs into being a parent figure?

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Master Report – Adopting Ava It seems my mother was right in her sentiment of my ability to take in strays or rather my inability to not take in strays. Since arriving in this world, I have spent the time researching for a way to return to my own timeline, reading multiple libraries worth of content as well as anything the Moggles can be convinced to lend me. Indeed I’ve formed quite a fine working relationship with the Moggles though that may be my decision to share advanced potion recipes from the future. Anyway back to my ability to take in strays which only Riku with his infinite patience and cold hard logic could ever dissuade, It was not a particularly conscious decision on my part, I had just celebrated another birthday by using the kitchen of the local bakery to make a rather nice cake. I headed to the bridge overlooking the river to eat it in peace. I did not react as fast as I could have to what happened next mainly because I had never been a victim of such an audacious daylight robbery before. I gave chase and soon cornered the ambitious thief only to be surprised by the culprit, Clad in scruffy clothes and more than a little undernourished, the thief in question was a small child. She was a tiny little thing and I could tell not proud of her theft despite the fact that she had clearly not been eating right and consistently in a long time, she clearly begrudged the act though not the necessity. Coaxing her out to the nearest park bench we began to talk. The child, emboldened by the cake or more likely the sugar in it told me about her life. Of her life as an orphan and the near squalid conditions of Daybreak Towns orphanage and the uncaring matron to her eventually wandering on the streets. Now had Riku been here he would have likely tried to stop me from my next course of action, had Kairi been here she.. would likely be cheering me on the entire time. Nevertheless, I maintain walking up to that orphanages doors and walking out with the adoption papers for my little Ava was the most righteous act I have performed in my entire life. I expected the actual process to be much harder but I am known in this town as a respected figure in good standing with the Moggles Guild and a skilled warrior both so that very likely sped up the process.

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Master Report – Adopting Ira, Gula and Invi In my own time, they talk about The Age of Fairytales like the entire era was a utopian ideal, it was not, I cannot stress that fact enough. Thankfully neither Ira, Gula or Invi remember their families and perhaps that is for the best, at most they know that their traveling convoy was ambushed by monsters on the roads between settlements, not an uncommon tale, unfortunately. That is enough, I see no need to put them through more senseless trauma in explaining the whys and hows. For the first time in a while, I used my Keyblade to travel between the settlements looking for any living relations who could take them in, I was unsuccessful. I already knew the deplorable state of Daybreak Town’s orphanage, my daughter Ava still wakes with nightmares, and knew they would not get the care and support they desperately needed there, at least this way I don't have to bother with the paperwork though and Ava will be pleased to have some playmates.

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Master Report – Adopting Aced and Luxu I get the feeling that at this point even Kairi would be agreeing with Riku on the issue of picking up strays. Two boys both recent arrivals in Daybreak Town, were left behind when one of the trading caravans left without them, thinking it an accident I used the Keyblade to catch up with the group and left them more than a little infuriated by what I found. The boys had been left behind intentionally, Luxu’s parents who had been members of the caravan had perished recently leaving him as an extra mouth to feed with no one who cared for him. They called him an extra expense, I call them scum. Now, while leaving Luxu behind in an established settlement safe from monsters is preferable to abandoning him in the wilderness their next action with Aced was reprehensible. Aced was left behind because he was loud. He is a six-year-old child. Rambunctious and happy as can be child and they left him behind because they wanted to save money on monster repellent. ‘They’ being his father, grandparents and older sisters. I don't even have the words for how furious I was then I heard that. I told them to leave Daybreak Town and never return, else I would deal with them. As far as Aced and Luxu know the entire caravan left them behind by mistake and was set upon by monsters leaving no survivors. They are mine now.

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The Master of Masters sighed exaggeratedly placing his hands on his hips “I seem to have lost something” He announced loudly, quiet giggling alerted him to the location of one hider. “Oh Ava, Invi, Ira, Aced, Gula, Luxu” The Master of Masters called “Where have you all gone?” More giggling “Sshh, quiet Gula! Papa’s gonna find us!” The Master of Masters grinned and dramatically swooned in place with faux woe “Its so sad, without my children I fear allll those warm chocolate cookies I baked might just go to waste” The Master of Masters paused for dramatic effect “I suppose I’ll just eat them all myself then” Aced barrelled into his legs from behind with a warcry of protest to the dismay of the other hiders, The Master of Master reached around as he stumbled and fell and grabbed the squealing child mercilessly tickling him into gales of laughter. “Oh Lookie Lookie I found a ticklish little bear cub, Looks like I’m not going to be eating the cookies alone after all” The Master of Masters stood up putting the pouting Aced under one arm like a bag and noogieing him gently “Let us go cub, for chocolate awaits!” The Master of Masters paused and looked closely at the couch cushions reaching a hand in to pull out “Ohhh look cub, a snake hatchling, how adorable!” The Masters cooed Invi blushed as she was also picked up. The Master of Masters yelped as Gula sprinted out of cover from under a table and leapt onto his back scaling his way up until he sat on the Master of Masters shoulders gripping his hair like reigns to keep his balance “I gotcha papa!” Gula announced triumphantly “Yes, you did little my little sky leopard” Gula pouted The Master of Master paused then had a idea “I'm so very short, can you see any unicorns or foxes running about from up there, Little Sky leopard?” Indignant cries of “Papa!” and “That's Cheating!” rang around the room and two missiles collided with both his legs Ava staring up from his left with a pout and Ira looking up reproachfully from the right the Master of Masters laughed “Oh dear, I must have forgotten the rules, there's only one thing for it” The children looked confused before their expressions brightened to glee as the Master of Masters announced seriously “Cookies and milk for all and a bedtime story!” the children cheered loudly “Wait? Where's Luxu” asked Ava confused The Master of Master paused thoughtfully then gasped as though stunned “It seems Luxu won at hide and seek that means he gets to choose the bedtime story this time” The five children groaned as the Master of Masters chuckled and lowered the children carefully to the ground “Now if I go get the cookies and milk ready will you find Luxu and tell him to pick a story?” Five sets of eyes shone happily “Yes Papa!” Chorused the group before they scattered around the room looking for Luxu, The Master of Masters chuckled warmly and went to the kitchen wondering what story Luxu would pick this time.

This was way before MoM!Sora started to get visions of the future, at this point in time the Foretellers and Luxu are teeny tiny tots and toddlers (I am leaving the ages ambiguous) This is my headcanon territory in this AU and Nomura can rip it from my cold dead fingers. As far as MoM!Sora is concerned they're his babies and he’ll happily murder anyone who suggests otherwise which make what's about to happen in the future all the more heartbreaking.

Suffice to say I was in a big mood when I wrote this.

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did you ever find out about what happened at castle oblivion?

This needed a bit of context so the second Kingstagram post answers the question.

Scrooge McDuck, in cooperation with the Moogles and Disney Castle R&D is manufacturing Gummiphones for the discerning (i.e. rich) world travelers. The Guardians of Light and allies get them free or massively discounted.

MoM!Sora saw these in the Moggles shop and bought six for his kids, mailing one to Luxu with his number in it, he intends to distribute these when the others show up. MoM!Sora’s response in this post reeks of irony, sheer mental exhaustion, exasperation and tears, He does not relish explaining the convoluted mess that is his mere existence to anyone.

This Gummiphone model in the above post was created by the talented Tifa C. Moles on sketchfab and suggested by a friend, It is used here with permission from the artist, so go give the artist a look.

Just going to say beforehand that these posts are private between Luxu and the Master of Masters so no one else can see them unless they add more people to their group. Luxu goes by Xigbar here because he doesn't want to fall out of the habit of answering to the name Xigbar which could get him killed considering what company Xigbar keeps.

Luxu got this picture by bugging the rooms in Castle Oblivion as spying is his job according to both Xehanort and MoM!Sora, so he’s got a lot of strange photos from improbable locations and a lot to vent about and he isn’t going to be polite about it either.

MoM!Sora has had hundreds of years to get his head on straight and dig up those buried memories himself, Luxu’s documentary movie that he showed him later was actually a relief as it confirmed to MoM!Sora that he got all his memories back.

The Master of Masters took it upon himself to have the gummiphones jail-broken before he handed them out so they can’t be tracked by anyone, don't have those Classic Kingdom Games/bloatware that were forced on his gummiphone and most importantly (in Luxu’s opinion) these modified versions have no profanity filter.

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[sorathemasterofmasters]

The last post is completely blurry?

I think that might be a problem on your end it looks fine on my end. It happens.

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[sorathemasterofmasters]

What did you do to Yen Sid?

“Hello Yen Sid” The Sorcerer tensed at the voice of his uninvited guest who had silently appeared behind him and threw himself out of his chair spinning around with a Meteor spell readied. The cloaked intruder rushed inside his guard, Yen Sid’s readied spell dissolved into embers as the intruder brutally knocked the air out of his lungs with a single powerful punch. Yen Sid folded over himself quietly with a stuttering gasp. “Yeah... we’re not doing this.” Spoke the intruder supporting the downed Sorcerer upright and binding his arms behind his back with a spell. “So you have come, Sora” The intruder snorted letting his hood fall down, revealing familiar brown though much longer hair and a single blue slit eye “As if you didn't see this coming” drawled the Master of Masters pulling the captive Sorcerer over to the chest on the other side of the room and activating the hidden way to the old well beneath the tower. “Anyway, you and I are going to have a long-overdue chat” Holding his captive so he wouldn't trip down the stairs The Master of Masters and his captive descended arriving at the bottom of the tower swiftly. “You gave yourself away letting me read that book you know, most of it was completely useless and misleading to boot... but the interlude? Whoa!” The Master of Masters exclaimed with an exaggerated barking laugh prodding the bound Sorceror forward “How did it go again?” The Master of Masters rubbed his chin thoughtfully clearing his throat and reciting something from memory.

“A long dream. A sad farewell, hanging in the air in that ‘world between’. What is reality? What is illusion? The path chosen by the young boy leads to his memories. When caught in the stream of the days and nights going past, gaze anew at your steps… for there all confusion will end.”

The Master of Masters tone shifted from monotone recitation to serious “You were testing me and I think you found what you were looking for” Yen Sid looked away disturbed by the intensity of Sora, The Master of Masters gaze. “You knew who I was going to become from the very beginning and you did nothing to stop it.” There was a strained silence filled only with the sound of nearby rippling water. “Are you going to kill me?” asked Yen Sid unruffled and so clearly unrepentant. It made the Master of Masters want to deck the old sorcerer again, but with an iron will of restraint born of being the most manipulative living being currently in existence the Master of Masters settled for rolling his eye “Oh I'm tempted, really tempted, probably wouldn't even leave a stain on my light either, unfortunately, if you're dead you can't be called out. So you’re just going to suffer instead” At a finger snap light swirled into being behind Yen Sid who breathed a startled exclamation as he realized exactly what the Master of Masters had wrought, The Master of Masters grinned “I’m not the only one you have wronged, so I’m going to leave you with a simple truth it seems you've forgotten” The Master of Masters pulled Yen Sid closely so he could hear what he was going to say. “Heap your scorn upon an innocent child, tell yourself that it means nothing, but beware, eventually that scorn comes due forcing even the righteous of causes to lose meaning.” The Master of Masters abruptly undid the binding spell without warning and pushed Yen Sid backwards into the swirling portal, The Master of Masters grinned ominously a single eye sparkling in delight as the sorcerer vanished into the light. “Say hello to Oswald for me“

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Master Report – Strange Artefacts Recently I made a strange purchase, a most peculiar mirror full of strange magical energy. I was most shocked to discover the mirror played host to a portal leading straight into the basement of Yen Sid’s tower. It was there I encountered something that I am unafraid to admit left me shaken and at the same time enraged with the old sorcerer. An artificial world full of former Nobodies, His notes claimed it a sanctuary for the forgotten but the land within is a wasteland. A wasteland he himself has been content to leave forgotten. An unforgivable act when you realize that the people trapped within have long regained their hearts but are left trapped here in a broken world, any attempt I make to fix the place is undone by the world itself in moments. I don’t know how to fix this but there is someone I do know who might be able to, the same person who created this prison, Yen Sid. To say the residents eagerly want to have a few harsh words with their self-appointed warden is a vast understatement.

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So the events and general plot and lore of Epic Mickey are a lot different here, The divergent point? Mickey was so spooked he sold the Mirror after the first time he went through it, The events of Epic Mickey are happening now decades later than they should have. Yen Sid honestly forgot about the wasteland and now they hold him prisoner with Mickey, Riku, Kairi, Sora and Axel on a rescue mission. No one knows Mickey was the one who ruined the world by accident in the first place. Also, toon lifespans are weird but let's just ignore that for now.

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