soulspodvalley

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What will happen if I stick my dick in a can of joja cola

#GGHGHAH #HELP

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ladies and gentlemen, mr. qi-

#//its what he deserves #jove.txt

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hi. first of all thank you SO much for the 100+ followers! you're all so great and i adore all of you! im still trying to figure out what i can do in celebration but in the meantime id like to let yall know im open for commissions

and i probably wont respond to dms here bc my notifications are weird

this is my main twitter acc

and this is my art twitter acc

#jove.txt #stardew valley #drawing commisions #taking commisions #commisions open

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28 Stardew Valley Inspired OC Questions

What if your OC played Stardew or was a Stardew Valley-style NPC? 

What are their loved gifts? 

What are their hated gifts? 

Would they be any good at fishing? 

What professions would they choose at levels five and ten for each skill

What artisan good would they have the recipe for? 

What cooking item would they have the recipe for? 

What crafting recipe would they have? 

What weirdly specific place around town do they like to hang out at (looking at you, half of Stardew Valley)? 

Are they have a secret relationship that’s not actually that big a deal, but hiding it and if so why (cough cough Mayor Lewis and Marnie)?

What kind of secret cutscene room would be in their house (hi Haley, Caroline)? 

What hours would they have for their home or business? 

What kind of items would you be able to sell back to them (screams in having to visit the adventure’s guild to sell that extra sword)? 

Where are they stuck in the maze at Spirit’s Eve? 

Which NPC would they end up marrying? 

Where, if anywhere, would they get a job in town? 

How long would it take them to get to floor 100 in skull caverns? 

How long would it take them to unlock the island? 

Would they collect slimes? 

Do they use the name-number-trick for animals to get rare items? 

Are they a completionist or do they go through life more casually? 

Would they ever play a group farm or only solo? 

What kind of animals would they have the most of? 

What would their favorite crop be? 

Would they buy the community improvement items from Robin? 

Are they a community center or Jojamart kind of person? 

What would their favorite movie and snack at the movies be? 

What’s their tragic 8-heart or 10-heart backstory event? 

Would they be any good at Jumino Kart or Journey of the Prarie King?

#i would like to do this again pease

[soulspodvalley]

28 Stardew Valley Inspired OC Questions

What if your OC played Stardew or was a Stardew Valley-style NPC? 

What are their loved gifts? 

What are their hated gifts? 

Would they be any good at fishing? 

What professions would they choose at levels five and ten for each skill

What artisan good would they have the recipe for? 

What cooking item would they have the recipe for? 

What crafting recipe would they have? 

What weirdly specific place around town do they like to hang out at (looking at you, half of Stardew Valley)? 

Are they have a secret relationship that’s not actually that big a deal, but hiding it and if so why (cough cough Mayor Lewis and Marnie)?

What kind of secret cutscene room would be in their house (hi Haley, Caroline)? 

What hours would they have for their home or business? 

What kind of items would you be able to sell back to them (screams in having to visit the adventure’s guild to sell that extra sword)? 

Where are they stuck in the maze at Spirit’s Eve? 

Which NPC would they end up marrying? 

Where, if anywhere, would they get a job in town? 

How long would it take them to get to floor 100 in skull caverns? 

How long would it take them to unlock the island? 

Would they collect slimes? 

Do they use the name-number-trick for animals to get rare items? 

Are they a completionist or do they go through life more casually? 

Would they ever play a group farm or only solo? 

What kind of animals would they have the most of? 

What would their favorite crop be? 

Would they buy the community improvement items from Robin? 

Are they a community center or Jojamart kind of person? 

What would their favorite movie and snack at the movies be? 

What’s their tragic 8-heart or 10-heart backstory event? 

Would they be any good at Jumino Kart or Journey of the Prarie King?

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HEY WAIT WHEN DID WE GET 122 FOLLOWERS WHEN I WAS GONE

#jove.txt

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If you're cold, they're cold

*picks up Junimo*

Put them in

The Microwave

DO NOT PUT JUNIMOS IN THE MICROWAVE!! THIS IS BOTH

uncool

and

FUCKED UP

And its the middle of summer...?? put them in a nice pool..........

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #stardew farmer #indi.txt

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for the past six months ive told everyone my favorite color is yellow and pam gave me some banana pudding today.

im allergic to banana.

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #stardew farmer #indi.txt

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i have plenty more. @thetraversingreader​

good morning to everyone except elliott who says bagel like "bah-gul"

godspeed you seaweed freak

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew farmer #indi.txt

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i know farmer tricks you couldn't even imagine

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #indi.txt

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i boil every can of joja cola i find in the waters when i fish and then i take the boiled cola and i dump it around the joja mart and its just my quirky little way of sending bad vibes <3

If any of you rats is going to microwave and/or boil Joja Cola anytime soon, I swear to yoba I'll be committing arson

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv farmer #indi.txt

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#nods sagely

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if you put eggs on your pizza just know that im looking to sue you for emotional distress <3

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #indi.txt

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thanks for the epic cola. i pour it over myself to repel the serpents in the mines and it works like a charm!

Greetings Dear Customer!

This is the Joja Co. Representative #12442.

It's not supposed to do that

You're not supposed to do that

Hope this answers your question!

Join us. Thrive,

Joja Co. Representative #12442

#amazing. i will do this more <3

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good morning to everyone except elliott who says bagel like "bah-gul"

godspeed you seaweed freak

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #indi.txt

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what do you mean you won't give this strange bun a try with some garlic sauce?

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #indi.txt

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i have a license in fruit grading. i will grade any fruit trust me :]

#sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley #indi.txt