welcome to the scythehammer store. we sell scythe . we sell hammer /ref
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nicknames phighting characters would give their s/o (part 2)
subspace - my god/goddess/deity, gorgeous, my other half
“gorgeous, care to help me out here?”
katana - dearest, my soulmate, my husband/wife/spouse (he’s not really creative with this stuff)
“my beautiful little soulmate..”
hyperlaser - doesn’t give you nicknames, he thinks your name is nice.
vine staff - lovely, light of my life, my everything
“you’re so adorable, lovely..”
banhammer - cariño, love bug, sugarplum
“you see them?!” *points to you* “they’re my cariño!”
scythe - darlin’ (in a sexy Southern accent), beautiful, buttercup
“stand behind me, darlin’, I got this.” *little wink*
medkit - my beloved, love, darling (in a sexy British accent)
“I’ll come to bed soon, my beloved..”
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jealous phighters! (aka them dealing with creepy people)
subspace - would most likely try to kidnap them and experiment on them, because he’s psychotic.
“maybe you’ll think twice next time before doing that.”
katana - trusts you and is very reasonable, but when they’re not, he just takes you away for a drink. (doesn’t have to be alcoholic)
“shhh, you’re ok now, dearest.”
hyperlaser - would likely make them his next target
“I don’t care if it’s not a part of the job.”
vine staff - emotionally manipulates and “bullies” them into leaving you alone.
“you seriously think you’re worthy of them?”
banhammer - very extra about it, more so than shuriken and boombox are. he’s practically growling angrily at them like he’s about to tear their head off.
“BACK THE FUCK UP, BITCH.”
scythe - very upfront about the fact that she’s your wife, and if they don’t leave you alone, she’ll kill them, it’s as simple as that.
“it’s out of self-defense darlin’, don’t worry about it.”
medkit - is very calm about it, holds your hand to reassure you and let you know you’re safe.
“are they bothering you, my beloved?”
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NANCYS…. ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
AAHHHH
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I'm on the verge of tears every day
spill
art thou alright
No, I doth not survive.
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