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#bojack horseman actually? #but otherwise the lake

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ok now im kinda curious

#livejournal to tumblr pipeline represent

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what if anime was german or something so like anime fans and weebs would have german/kawaii/pastel blogs and they’d use broken german and say things like niedlich in a really high voice instead of kawaii

#aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #animexx was the place where i grew into fandom and discovered what slash shipping and fanfic is #this place shaped me man

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I dont make the normal person cut im afraid

#sehr großes uff

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except narusasu because its insane popularity might render the poll useless as happened on my sapphic poll with korrasami and that's no fun

#weird how theres no kakairu given how much it dominated 00s nart fandom (at least where i used to hang out) #or hashimada cause i see it legit everywhere lol #i'm a gaalee gal tho #naruto

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Why did it have to be the country of autos and Bürokratie. Why couldn't it be the country of niedrige Lebensmittelpreise und psychische Gesundheit

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

#lmaooooo

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i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

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#'man hat darüber nicht geredet' passt nicht so wirklich #als ich klein war hat meine mom (vater gibts nicht) sehr auf das wahlgeheimnis und dessen wichtigkeit gepocht #inzwischen jetzt wo ich erwachsen bin macht sie kein geheimnis mehr draus und wir gehen meistens zusammen wählen

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The 4 approaches to “orphaned etymology” problems in fiction

1. Obviously we can’t call it French toast if there’s no France so we’re just gonna replace it with something else.

2. The word abattoir sounds too French so it wouldn’t make sense for it to be here without a France. Even though we use English without there being an England.

3. This is called a Ming vase because when you tap it it makes a “Ming!” sound.

4. I am JRR Tolkien and every single word I write has a fictional etymology attached to it that I am translating into English for your convenience.

#dann gibts noch world of warcraft wo einfach ein käse stromgarde münster genannt wurde lol

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“my favourite athlete would never do this” these are millionaire men with power who think they can get away with anything. you don’t know them and they’re all capable of it.

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you are offered a choice:

You get to open a video-game style character creation screen and customise your body at will, to anything within range of human variation (no cat ears, sorry). This includes letting you set a new biological age, get rid of any physical health issues, and so on. Your new appearance seems unremarkable to anyone who knows you, all government databases with your picture are adjusted, etc.

You get 150 000 USD every year for the rest of your life without having to do anything for it. You don't pay taxes on this money, it adjusts with inflation automatically, it appears entirely legitimate to any authorities, etc.

what do you choose, and also, are you trans or cis (if you're tempted to answer 'it's complicated', round off to trans)?

#i'm mostly cis i think i mean it is complicated but not enough to say its complicated listen i just gave up by now #ANYWAY #even tho i really hate my body and i would love to change it in order to maybe get 1 self confidence #most of my mental problems are related to work #and i think if i didnt have to work (or at least 'have to work OR ELSE...' i could do it entirely on my own terms) #would 100% improve my life more than altering my body ever could #also you could do so many good things with this money for other people

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#it's been years. i hate you

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the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

#world of warcraft #did you mean 30 hours straight?

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#vanilla + chocolate OR milk cream + chocolate #i guess if i had to choose it was caramel + chocolate #absolute no @ the other options

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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it's soo good and everything's fine actually

#döner #der nudelsalat von meiner mom #und bestimmte arten von pizza