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Hi!! Do you take matchup requests for stranger things?

unfortunately not hun I'm sorry 💔

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Hi, hope you're doing well. are you still doing matchups? are oc matchups allowed?

yes matchuos are open! I'm not completely sure what oc matchups entail but I'll try!

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Hi! Can I get a homestuck matchup pls if they’re open? As many or as little as u see fit lol. I like playing video games, art, horror movies, funky cartoons and stickerbombing anything I own. Im more on the alternative/punk side fashion wise but I listen to all kinds of music (except most country songs). I got “skunk hair” piercings and tattoos and I look a bit scary but I’m a big teddy bear I promise. “Big” being metaphorical because I’m fkin sHORT (5’2 short king/queen). I go by she/they. I put my friends above myself and try to make them smile whenever I can. Im a little reckless but nothing I can’t handle. Im definitely the one in the friend group to convince all of us to get spontaneous tattoos or piercings we’ve dreamed about cuz “treat ya self”. But at the same time I can be a bit motherly when someone needs it, whether it’s a shoulder to cry on or some advice and hugs. I’d put myself at risk just so they wouldnt have to. Hmmm what else… I like plushies? I’m weak for any tiny cute and colorful figurine as well lol. I think that’s all I’ve got but thank you for your time!

Sure thing!

you didn't specify sexuality or anything so I hope a girl character is alright!

I think Terezi Pyrope would be a great match for you!

you both like plushies is the first thing I thought of lol. she loves your piercings and tattoos! she loves to run her hands along the jewelry and trace your tattoos (as much as she can, anyway) she would love to draw with you, especially while your gaming, she likes to just be around you!

#homestuck matchups #homestuck x reader #homestuck #hs terezi #terezi pyrope

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Hii ~ <3 i would like a matchup for homestuck please!

I am a 5'6 transmasculine individual who uses he/him pronouns. I am mostly attracted to men but remain unlabeled. I am an Aries who is true to his sign! My classpect is heir of time and i'm really into vulture culture. I am autistic with occasional nonverbal episodes. I really like to cuddle and my love languages are touch, words of affirmation and gift giving. I exhibit animal-like traits and stim verbally and visibly a lot. I like to respond with witty comebacks and jokes. I am awfully jumpy and get scared easily, in terms of surprises. When it comes to brutal content i'm good 😅 i dress in more alternative styles and like older post punk music. I'm either very hyper or halfway dead. There is no in-between. I am very protective and passionate towards the people i care about. I feel comforted by comforting other people and like to see them happy ^^

ty <3

AAAAAHHHH we have so much in common! Insane actually

Okay so

I match you with....

Equius Zahhak!!

Okay so first off? Bro is a natural engineer, and loves to build stuff as we know. But I HC that it also ties in with collecting things, little bits and screws and pieces of old toys that he thinks he could use on future projects. When the vulture culture comes into play, he would gladly offer up and old screws or shiny bits he has laying around that he decided would be better off in your collection that sitting in a box lmao

Animal traits! You kind of remind him of a dude version of nepeta. And he loves nepeta. But he also loves you more. Would sit and try and gush over horses with you.

He's intimidating! Which sucks, and he feels bad anytime he accidentally scares you, but no worries! He starts to put little metal tabs on his shoes so they click on the ground, so you can hear him approach! He does try and be gentle, despite his stature.

Believe it or not I think he'd really appreciate alt fashion, because a lot of it has chains and metal puns incorporated into it and he likes the mechanical look of it!

He tries to initiate more physical touch, but as we see in the comic he's not the biggest fan of it...but with work and lots of patience he works up to it!

However he LOVES complimenting you and making little things like robotic birds and steel statues! He loves making you homemade gifts and will always be there to give words of support, even if he's scared of physical support.

Also I love the true Sagittarius/true Aries dynamic, so silly

Him when you:

Thanks for the ask! I hope you liked it :p

#homestuck matchups #homestuck x reader #homestuck #homestuck headcanons #hs equius #equius x reader #homestuck equius #equius zahhak

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Just listened to the song you recommended...

Apparently we have an abusive relationship? XD

LMAO I OBVIOUSLY DIDNT MEAN THAT 😭 I JUST LOVE TFB AND THAT SONG ☝️

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I am a 5'6" biological female, I use she/her/they pronouns(god that sounds cringey), have medium length dark brown hair, and turquoise/greenish eyes(i don't really know what color they are), and I wear black glasses with clear rims. I have what most would describe as the 'pear' body shape with larger hips and B cup breasts. I tend to wear baggy, comfort-first sort of clothes with the occasional dress and one piece.

My zodiac signs(If you care) are Virgo(sun), Libra(moon), and Virgo(ascendant). I also have the INTP personality type.

Facts about me:

I have been told than I have a high maturity level for someone my age(but I laugh at dumb jokes so idk if I believe them)

I enjoy cracking jokes about anyone and anything, NO ONE IS SHIELDED FROM MY COMEDIC WRATH

I am kind, polite, relaxed, have a dark sense of humor and generally low self-esteem

I try to be open-minded, and am always looking to improve my talents and relationships with those I care about

Critical and suspicious of literally EVERYTHING (especially myself)

I can be insensitive, petty, and sometimes even knowingly dismissive of my faults, and try to blame others instead

I lie a lot more than I'd like to admit, but try to make up for it and improve

I come from an primarily Christian family, my favorite season is winter, and I would like to create other forms of art other than writing at some point

I used to have what could be considered a phobia of insects/bugs, but it has become a lot mild over the years

I mostly enjoy physical affection more so than verbal, but if worded in certain ways that can touch my heart, I will prefer the latter, and you will have acquired a loyal ally (I respect the power of words, I am a writer after all)

I am what is described as a HSP (hyper sensitive person, look it up if you're curious)

I have a condition called Exotropia (aka drifting eye) in my left eye that has been corrected through 3 surgeries (but I still have to wear glasses in order to maintain it).

A firm believer that nothing is truly impossible, and that people hate most in others what they hate in themselves

Confused by everything 24/7… EVERYTHING

Likely on the autism spectrum

Likes: Being helpful, alternative, rock, and techno music, order and peacefulness, making people laugh, Sci-Fi media, writing/creating, tarot cards, D&D, anything to do with the diversity of personalities, psychology⁰

Dislikes: Being a burden, country music, drama and chaos, low effort creative endeavors, hypocrites(ironically), closed minded people, bad grammar, things not going my way, extremely religious people, weird internet trends and phrases (ex: pogchamp, dummy thicc, boomer, etc.), most of tumblr, Twitter

And that should be most of the important stuff (just so I don't get carried away)! I am very interested to see who you match me with!

Thanks so much! That's a lot of useful information! Now with that being said:

I match you with:

Sollux Captor!

Now hear me out

I feel like you two both compliment and contrast well

I definitely hc him as the type of person that a lot of people misread because of his initial aloofness

Also Short King™

I also hc that he doesn't verbalize as much as others because of his speech impediment, so I think your lean towards physical affection would initially pull him in

Also? HUGE grade A nerd. Would indulge in literally anything you would like and would have in common

I feel like he's definitely been a Dungeon Master a couple times and would want to set up a D&D match with you

I think Sol struggles with sarcasm and getting people to take him seriously so it would be refreshing to have someone there for him that could just listen yk.

1000000% offers to clean your glasses for you

Dark humor? That's what he got his master's in, babe.

Bro can and will sit and joke back and forth for hours.

Sollux is definitely on the internet most of his life, so I feel like anything you'd be confused about he would have at least 5 different answers for it, bros a walking encyclopedia.

Bonus: your song!

I imagine he'd listen to stuff like Midwestern emo rock, so have Peach by The Front Bottoms!

I hope you enjoyed! Thanks for the ask!

#homestuck matchups #homestuck x reader #homestuck #tumblr sexymen #sollux captor #hs sollux

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Could I get a Homestuck matchup?

Ofc! Just send me some info in the askbox :p

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Hey, do you still do matchups?

I do! For a variety of fandoms, just ask :p

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Romanticizing my life

♡

waking up before the sun but staying in bed; basking in the warmth of the blankets for just five more minutes, staying up at night staring at the ceiling to replay the day in your mind, walking circles in you room because it helps you think, eating omelettes for dinner and leftover takeout for breakfast, collecting crystals, keeping a journal to write every thought in even if it's the most mundane thing you've ever had the displeasure of thinking, laying in the warm grass and letting the sun cleanse you, being able to tell the difference when the sun is warm and when it's not, the smell of the earth after a week of rain, napping in class, being the only friend in your group who knows how to half ass roll a joint, being bluntly honest and letting that get you in trouble, saying every thought that comes across your mine even when you don't mean to say it aloud, letting your impulsiveness win because 'you deserve a treat', being painfully aware of the assignment that's due in the morning but you just can't finish it, falling asleep halfway into a movie you've seen thousands of times, longing for the warmth of a loved one, being homesick for a place you've never been to, calling your mom to come to your apartment to eat chips and watch a new movie, having too many shelves and not enough wall space, not knowing how to keep a plant alive but still trying after all these years, watching the sky change and the clouds shift and still being proud of how deeply you've rooted yourself into the universe.

♡

Image creds to Pinterest (can't find og creds <\3)

#aesthetics #aesthetic #aesthetic poetry #romantic #romanticizing my own life #chaotic good aesthetic #aesthetic posts #pinterest #comfy aesthetic

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IM GOING TO START WRITING AGAIN!!!! SEND IN ASKS AMD MATCHUPS FOR THE FOLLOWING FANDOMS:

Homestuck

Hannibal

Gotham

Marvel

DC

Bayverse!Transformers

Slashers

just ask a fandom, might do it depending on my knowledge of it :)

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Things I will write:

Headcanons, fluff, slight angst, and semi-nsfw

What I won't write:

Major character death, hard smut (including: no cnc, abo, r*pe, incest, step-scest, hard BDSM, vore, ect.) Domestic abuse, ect.

#homestuck matchups #bnha matchups #homestuck x reader #homestuck #bnha x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu matchups

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I'm having an existential crisis at 11 pm amd I didn't need this

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

#good post #but at least the books were good #and by good i mean heart wrenchingly original #i loved them

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YOU TELL EM, GRANDMA

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