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NO GOOD TV - Vol. 6

English Subtitles for NO GOOD TV - Vol. 6 | RYO NISHIKIDO & JIN AKANISHI & SHUN OGURI & TAKAYUKI YAMADA

Translated this a few months ago for fun because the boys are hilarious and there seemed to be some demand for translations~ but I dropped this since:

setting accurate time stamps on Youtube’s platform took more time than the actual translation and

NO GOOD TV doesn’t seem to accept subtitle contributions… even though they commented that they would work on translations for overseas folks XD

I added manually added the names of the speaker for those not following along with the video :)

Highlights (These lines are separate highlights from the video, so the lines are very sporadic XD)

0:00:00.000,0:00:01.300 Takayuki: I’M TAKAYUKI YAMADA!!!!!

0:00:01.300,0:00:03.100 Takayuki: I’m, I’m trying to picture it.

0:00:03.100,0:00:04.800 Ryo: Really, anything’s fine!

0:00:04.800,0:00:05.600 Jin: This is kinda like a girls’ night out.

0:00:05.600,0:00:06.300 Takayuki: (Drunk Noise)

0:00:06.300,0:00:07.000 Jin: Don’t drink it.

0:00:07.000,0:00:08.200 Takayuki: So that’s true for Shun-kun then!

0:00:09.000,0:00:10.535 Shun: You’ll probably get beat up.

0:00:12.300,0:00:14.045 Shun: Ahahaha, nice!

0:00:14.165,0:00:15.485 Jin: …talking…

0:00:17.015,0:00:18.575 Jin: …getting together…

0:00:18.600,0:00:20.000 Shun: Takayuki……

Closing Comments of Last Video

0:00:27.060,0:00:28.500 Shun: Well then, see you guys in 2 days.

0:00:28.880,0:00:30.700 Shun: I’m serious! I’ll see you in 2 days, okay?

0:00:30.720,0:00:32.800 Jin: Yeah, let’s do it. Let’s meet again in 2 days.

0:00:32.800,0:00:35.040 Jin: Sorry to trouble you, Shun-kun. Thanks so much. Really, thank you.

0:00:35.045,0:00:36.200 Shun: No, the pleasure’s all mine.

0:00:36.200,0:00:36.700 Takayuki: It was fun.

0:00:36.700,0:00:38.465 Jin: Really, thank you. It was fun.

0:00:38.465,0:00:40.155 Ryo: Nooo, don’t leave us.

0:00:40.300,0:00:41.200 Ryo: Don’t leave us.

2 Days Later

0:00:47.535,0:00:48.700 Shun: Good morning.

0:00:48.700,0:00:49.200 Ryo: Morning.

0:00:50.885,0:00:51.800 Takayuki: Alrighty!

0:00:55.585,0:00:57.400 Jin: Oh, how was it? When you watched the clip.

0:00:57.400,0:00:59.480 Takayuki: Ryo-chan was truly drunk.

0:01:00.000,0:01:00.800 Ryo: I’m sorry!

0:01:01.825,0:01:02.825 Takayuki: No, it’s completely fine. Ryo: I’m sorry!

0:01:02.865,0:01:04.200 Takayuki: But it was funny.

0:01:04.200,0:01:06.200 Ryo: Um, did I say anything unnecessary?

0:01:07.400,0:01:08.400 Takayuki: Hm, I wonder.

0:01:08.600,0:01:09.600 Ryo: That means I did, didn’t I!?

0:01:10.620,0:01:12.200 Takayuki: No, you were fine.

0:01:12.500,0:01:13.500 Ryo: After that,

0:01:13.500,0:01:16.720 Ryo: I slept on the sofa for 2 hours like I had fainted.

0:01:16.720,0:01:19.355 Ryo: And I thought, “Oh crap, I don’t remember anything.”

0:01:19.355,0:01:21.100 Ryo: I was so depressed yesterday.

0:01:21.100,0:01:22.500 Ryo: Like, “What the heck did I say?”

0:01:23.340,0:01:25.600 Shun: Same. I completely felt the same way. Ryo: Oh really?

0:01:25.600,0:01:26.360 Ryo: You don’t remember?

0:01:26.680,0:01:29.180 Shun: I don’t remember some things towards the end.

0:01:31.200,0:01:32.575 Takayuki: But, Shun-kun,

0:01:32.575,0:01:34.505 Takayuki: when you get really drunk, you always…

0:01:39.100,0:01:40.000 Takayuki: …become like this.

0:01:40.800,0:01:42.700 Takayuki: You didn’t reach that point. Jin: So it wasn’t that bad.

0:01:42.700,0:01:46.400 Shun: Partway through, the only thing I remember was that I was having fun.

0:01:46.400,0:01:51.000 Shun: And the more time passed, I thought, “Crap, maybe this is a bit bad.”

0:01:51.000,0:01:53.000 Shun: I sent Jin a text immediately.

0:01:54.635,0:01:56.400 Jin: When I asked, “Shun-kun, are you okay?”

0:01:56.400,0:01:58.200 Jin: He responded, “I’m doing great!”

0:01:59.705,0:02:01.645 Jin: The next… the next day,

0:02:01.835,0:02:04.085 Jin: I got a text asking “Um, can I check the footage just in case?”

Opening Comments

0:02:08.760,0:02:13.800 Jin: Today, we’re holding an online drinking party with the four of us again.

0:02:14.120,0:02:16.320 Takayuki: Today I took a taxi here instead of driving.

0:02:16.600,0:02:17.535 Ryo: Oh, seriously?

0:02:17.535,0:02:19.200 Jin: Oh! So that means you can drink? Takayuki: So I can drink!

0:02:19.200,0:02:21.000 Jin: Yes~ Takayuki: But this morning,

0:02:21.720,0:02:25.200 Takayuki: I ate a ton of ginger and garlic

0:02:25.200,0:02:26.800 Takayuki: hoping to strengthen my immunity.

0:02:26.800,0:02:28.800 Jin: Uh huh. Takayuki: That’s why I have a TON of energy right now.

0:02:31.100,0:02:34.215 Takayuki: Right now, I might have even more energy than last time when I drank that health drink.

0:02:35.360,0:02:36.200 Takayuki: What should I do?

0:02:36.220,0:02:37.420 Takayuki: Should I have more of that health drink?

0:02:37.600,0:02:38.100 Takayuki: Or…

0:02:38.800,0:02:40.800 Jin: Don’t drink it. Don’t. Takayuki: Should I go with whisky?

0:02:41.200,0:02:43.700 Jin: Don’t drink it. Go with whisky instead. Takayuki: I’d be like “YEAHHHHH!” the entire time.

0:02:44.600,0:02:45.540 Jin: Crazy, just crazy.

0:02:45.560,0:02:47.060 Takayuki: We kind of just started but is that okay?

0:02:47.060,0:02:49.940 Takayuki: Oh, they’re prepared. They wrote it here for you.

0:02:49.945,0:02:52.200 Takayuki: For now, let’s have Akanishi

0:02:52.200,0:02:54.900 Takayuki: read these two lines with lots of energy.

0:02:58.600,0:02:59.500 Takayuki: Then let’s start.

0:03:00.000,0:03:01.500 Takayuki: Ready set…

0:03:01.500,0:03:02.620 Takayuki: go!

0:03:03.820,0:03:05.700 Jin: Well then, everyone. Thank you for watching today as well.

0:03:05.795,0:03:09.285 Jin: We’d like to continue this series as a follow up to the online drinking party we held recently.

0:03:09.455,0:03:11.400 Jin: Ummm….. and!

0:03:11.400,0:03:15.425 Jin: Today, we have Takayuki-kun and Shun-kun joining us again for NO GOOD TV!

0:03:15.800,0:03:17.000 Takayuki: Yayyyyy!

0:03:17.000,0:03:19.700 Shun: Yayyy! Thanks for watching. Takayuki: Clap clap clap clap clap clap!

0:03:19.755,0:03:20.600 Takayuki: (Drunk Sound) Jin: With that said,

0:03:20.600,0:03:24.000 Jin: you might not recognize all of us here today,

0:03:24.000,0:03:25.100 Jin: so let’s start with introductions.

0:03:25.700,0:03:26.600 Jin: I’m Jin Akanishi.

0:03:26.800,0:03:28.000 Ryo: I’m Ryo Nishikido.

0:03:28.200,0:03:29.420 Takayuki: I’M TAKAYUKI YAMADA!!!!!

0:03:29.680,0:03:31.680 Ryo: There’s a crazy person here. A crazy person.

0:03:32.880,0:03:35.200 Shun: I’m Shun Oguri. I’m an actor.

0:03:36.420,0:03:37.500 Ryo: Ahh…

0:03:37.840,0:03:40.600 Jin: Crazy, just crazy. We need to get Shun-kun a bit more drunk.

0:03:41.320,0:03:43.780 Jin: Um….. so now,

0:03:44.360,0:03:46.380 Jin: Why don’t we say “Cheers”? To start things off. Ryo: Ok.

0:03:46.380,0:03:47.580 Takayuki: Wait a minute.

0:03:49.660,0:03:52.620 Ryo: Wow, he’s really lively, isn’t he?

0:03:52.620,0:03:54.135 Shun: Yeah, he’s pretty lively.

0:03:54.140,0:03:55.820 Shun: Seriously, it’s amazing

0:03:55.820,0:03:58.140 Shun: how he can switch over like that.

0:03:58.680,0:03:59.180 Takayuki: (Drunk Noise)

0:03:59.900,0:04:02.560 Shun: I’m happy to meet with everyone again this day.

0:04:02.560,0:04:04.500 Shun: Thank you for having me today as well.

0:04:04.500,0:04:06.360 Takayuki: Thanks for having us! Shun: Cheers!

0:04:06.380,0:04:07.240 All: Cheers!

0:04:11.900,0:04:12.600 Jin: He’s drinking it straight.

0:04:18.180,0:04:19.180 Takayuki: Ahhh.

Psychological Test #1

0:04:23.040,0:04:26.000 Ryo: As our first activity of the day, should we start off with a psychological test?

0:04:26.040,0:04:29.180 Takayuki: Ah, I guess it can help liven things up. Jin: Now?

0:04:29.380,0:04:30.440 Ryo: Right?

0:04:30.440,0:04:31.200 Takayuki: It might be a good warm up.

0:04:31.200,0:04:32.480 Ryo: Do you have a psychological test?

0:04:32.480,0:04:34.900 Jin: This is kinda like a girls’ night out. A girls’ night.

0:04:34.900,0:04:36.940 Ryo: But psychological tests are fun, aren’t they?

0:04:37.200,0:04:38.000 Takayuki: Here we go.

0:04:38.880,0:04:42.140 Jin: “There’s a transfer student at your school.

0:04:42.500,0:04:44.360 Jin: That girl is very beautiful

0:04:44.360,0:04:46.000 Jin: and her grades are top-notch.

0:04:46.020,0:04:49.120 Jin: However, that girl has a secret.

0:04:49.120,0:04:50.060 Jin: What is her secret?”

0:04:50.080,0:04:51.580 Takayuki: Beautiful with excellent grades…

0:04:51.580,0:04:52.520 Takayuki: A secret…

0:04:53.900,0:04:54.780 Shun: Hmm.

0:04:54.780,0:04:57.900 Ryo: Um, I’d say… that her family is really poor.

0:04:57.900,0:04:59.660 Takayuki: A transfer student…

0:04:59.660,0:05:00.985 Jin: I’d say the opposite.

0:05:00.985,0:05:03.400 Jin: She’s the heiress to a large corporation.

0:05:03.420,0:05:04.760 Ryo: Like the daughter of a distinguished family.

0:05:04.760,0:05:05.860 Jin: Yes, yes. Takayuki: You’re the opposite. The complete opposite.

0:05:05.860,0:05:08.840 Takayuki: A transfer student that is beautiful and has excellent grades comes to my school…

0:05:08.880,0:05:11.520 Shun: A very beautiful transfer student with excellent grades comes to my school….

0:05:11.760,0:05:14.000 Takayuki: With a secret. Shun: She has a secret.

0:05:14.720,0:05:17.820 Ryo: You guys sure are thinking a lot for just a psychological test.

0:05:18.860,0:05:20.300 Takayuki: I’m, I’m trying, I’m trying to picture it.

0:05:21.060,0:05:24.920 Shun: I’m also trying to imagine the moment she comes. Takayuki: A beautiful and smart transfer student comes

0:05:25.180,0:05:27.700 Takayuki: and stands in the front of the classroom next to the teacher.

0:05:28.480,0:05:29.740 Ryo: Like “We have a new friend with us today!”

0:05:29.995,0:05:33.025 Takayuki: What secret does that girl have?

0:05:33.025,0:05:35.015 Jin: Is this what happens with people that have been acting for some time?

0:05:35.435,0:05:36.400 Ryo: No, wait, wait.

0:05:36.400,0:05:40.900 Ryo: For psychological tests, I think the answer should come to you much more quickly and easily.

0:05:40.900,0:05:42.775 Shun: She has curled toenails.

0:05:43.145,0:05:45.200 Jin: Ahhh.

0:05:45.200,0:05:46.000 Takayuki: I wonder why.

0:05:46.000,0:05:48.300 Takayuki: I’ve never had someone transfer to my class before.

0:05:48.300,0:05:50.000 Ryo: Really, anything’s fine!

0:05:51.100,0:05:52.200 Jin: Hurry up.

0:05:52.200,0:05:54.200 Takayuki: What do you mean anything’s fine? This has to do with my psychology, you know.

0:05:56.360,0:05:57.300 Takayuki: I know!

0:05:57.300,0:05:58.000 Ryo: Yes?

0:05:58.000,0:06:00.000 Takayuki: I know why her grades are top-notch.

0:06:00.000,0:06:02.500 Takayuki: It’s because she’s two years older than everyone.

0:06:02.500,0:06:04.000 Ryo: For some unknown reason.

0:06:04.000,0:06:05.100 Shun: So she had to repeat a few years?

0:06:05.100,0:06:05.900 Takayuki: That’s right.

0:06:05.900,0:06:07.400 Jin: So that’s the answer you come up with after thinking that hard?

0:06:08.020,0:06:09.400 Takayuki: It just suddenly came to me.

0:06:09.400,0:06:10.860 Takayuki: That’s why her grades are top-notch.

0:06:14.580,0:06:16.740 Takayuki: “Something you don’t want others to know about you.”

0:06:18.580,0:06:19.820 Takayuki: So that’s true for Shun-kun then!

0:06:20.680,0:06:23.800 Takayuki: You don’t want anyone to know about your curved toenails!

0:06:23.800,0:06:24.800 Jin: Yeah, that’s right.

0:06:26.440,0:06:28.280 Takayuki: Ryo-chan, your family is really poor.

0:06:28.780,0:06:30.380 Takayuki: Jin… Jin is wealthy.

0:06:31.620,0:06:33.100 Ryo: You ARE wealthy.

0:06:33.640,0:06:34.140 Shun: Takayuki,

0:06:34.140,0:06:36.020 Shun: that means you’re a year older than me then.

0:06:36.100,0:06:36.600 Takayuki: That’s right.

0:06:36.640,0:06:37.360 Takayuki: Watch your manners.

0:06:37.360,0:06:38.640 Takayuki: It’s fine, now that my age is revealed.

0:06:40.220,0:06:42.880 Shun: Suspicions of age falsification after coming on the show!

Psychological Test #2

0:06:46.160,0:06:48.560 Ryo: Okay, one more. Let’s do one more.

0:06:48.900,0:06:52.200 Ryo: “Water splashed onto you. Which part of your body did it land on?”

0:06:54.225,0:06:55.225 Takayuki: Ehehe!

0:06:56.480,0:06:56.980 Ryo: Huh?

0:06:57.360,0:06:58.600 Takayuki: My ****!

0:06:59.360,0:07:01.500 Jin: Your ****?

0:07:02.340,0:07:04.420 Ryo: Why, why are you naked?

0:07:05.340,0:07:06.360 Takayuki: Ah, I’m not naked.

0:07:06.380,0:07:08.240 Takayuki: I’m clothed. It suddenly splashes on me while I’m clothed,

0:07:08.240,0:07:09.220 Takayuki: and I’m like “Oh no!”

0:07:09.220,0:07:09.820 Ryo: Ahh, okay, okay, okay.

0:07:09.820,0:07:11.000 Takayuki: “Argh!”

0:07:11.320,0:07:13.160 Shun: So on your crotch. Jin: For me, legs. My leg.

0:07:13.200,0:07:14.720 Shun: Leg? Takayuki: Which part? Which part of your leg?

0:07:14.860,0:07:15.600 Jin: My ankle.

0:07:16.080,0:07:16.960 Takayuki: Your ankle…

0:07:18.720,0:07:20.140 Shun: For me, around this area. (Answer: The part you have the most confidence in)

0:07:20.140,0:07:20.840 Jin: Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:07:20.840,0:07:21.340 Takayuki: Wait, don’t look!

0:07:21.340,0:07:22.280 Takayuki: Ryo-chan, did you see it?

0:07:22.280,0:07:24.240 Ryo: I did see it, but I’ll answer honestly.

0:07:24.400,0:07:24.900 Takayuki: Sure.

0:07:25.440,0:07:26.820 Ryo: I was going to say my face.

0:07:28.280,0:07:29.280 Shun: Nice!

0:07:30.180,0:07:32.260 Takayuki: Shun-kun, do you have confidence in your shoulders?

0:07:32.840,0:07:33.800 Jin: You have confidence in your shoulders?

0:07:33.920,0:07:34.680 Shun: My left shoulder.

0:07:35.260,0:07:36.720 Takayuki: You have confidence in your left shoulder.

0:07:36.760,0:07:37.800 Jin: Your left shoulder?!

0:07:38.880,0:07:40.420 Takayuki: Jin… I can see Jin’s.

0:07:40.420,0:07:42.180 Takayuki: You always have one pant leg rolled up

0:07:42.180,0:07:43.360 Takayuki: With your ankle showing. Ryo: Ah, you’re right! It’s true!

0:07:43.360,0:07:44.700 Ryo: It’s true. Jin: Ah! So that might be true!

0:07:45.020,0:07:46.380 Takayuki: Right? Jin: That might be true!

0:07:46.380,0:07:47.940 Ryo: So, your crotch…

0:07:47.940,0:07:48.440 Takayuki: Well!

0:07:48.440,0:07:49.760 Takayuki: Now that things have gotten exciting…

0:07:49.760,0:07:50.280 Ryo: Wait, wait, wait.

0:07:50.280,0:07:51.040 Ryo: Why did you act like nothing happened? Takayuki: I’d like to go ahead

0:07:51.040,0:07:53.700 Takayuki: and start this week’s NO GOOD TV!

Psychological Test #3

0:07:55.540,0:07:56.560 Takayuki: Well, you know,

0:07:56.560,0:07:58.340 Takayuki: We really shouldn’t think too hard when answering psychological tests.

0:07:58.660,0:08:01.560 Jin: So do you all try to answer based on what you think the actual prompt is?

0:08:01.560,0:08:02.760 Ryo: I don’t think about it.

0:08:02.760,0:08:06.180 Takayuki: Just now, I went with my gut instinct, but nothing really came to mind for the first one so I had to think about it.

0:08:06.860,0:08:08.100 Jin: I see, I see.

0:08:08.100,0:08:12.080 Ryo: Then do you want to try doing a psychological test while guessing what the prompt is first?

0:08:12.280,0:08:13.660 Takayuki: Guess the prompt? Ryo: Let’s say

0:08:13.660,0:08:16.820 Ryo: what we think the test is trying to say about us.

0:08:18.160,0:08:20.860 Ryo: “You called the wrong number and hung up without thinking.

0:08:20.860,0:08:25.040 Ryo: Then your phone starts to ring, and it’s from the number you accidentally dialed.

0:08:25.040,0:08:26.720 Ryo: What do you say to the caller?”

0:08:27.360,0:08:27.980 Takayuki: Alright.

0:08:28.140,0:08:29.640 Takayuki: I think I got it!

0:08:29.660,0:08:32.240 Takayuki: For the most part, it seems that the staff

0:08:32.980,0:08:34.740 Takayuki: want to steer us towards sexual innuendo.

0:08:35.000,0:08:36.240 Jin: That’s right. Ryo: Yes.

0:08:36.260,0:08:38.400 Jin: I feel the same way. Takayuki: Rather than think about the creator of the test,

0:08:38.400,0:08:41.280 Takayuki: We need to start by understanding the people that chose the test.

0:08:44.060,0:08:45.660 Shun: I wonder what it is. This is difficult. Takayuki: “Um, my apologies, but…

0:08:45.680,0:08:48.840 Takayuki: I’ll call you back so that you aren’t charged for the call.”

0:08:49.540,0:08:50.600 Ryo: Oh! What a gentleman.

0:08:50.600,0:08:52.440 Shun: Ah, very gentleman-like.

0:08:52.440,0:08:55.440 Shun: I guess I’ll say, “I’m sorry, I called this number by accident.”

0:08:55.920,0:08:57.080 Takayuki: By accident…

0:08:57.080,0:08:59.120 Ryo: “I’m happy to hear your voice again.”

0:09:00.460,0:09:01.820 Takayuki: Kind of like a psychopath.

0:09:03.780,0:09:05.795 Jin: It might be “What do you say after you cheat on someone?”

0:09:05.795,0:09:08.565 Takayuki: It’s probably something like that. Cheating, etc. Ryo & Shun: Ahhh.

0:09:09.255,0:09:11.535 Shun: If you say, “Sorry, I made a mistake!”

0:09:11.540,0:09:13.540 Takayuki: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shun: That’d be pretty bad, right?

0:09:14.580,0:09:16.560 Takayuki: Should we think of a single response together?

0:09:16.560,0:09:17.960 Takayuki: Something that makes us think “This one!”

0:09:18.480,0:09:20.340 Shun: Then how about Ryo-chan’s?

0:09:20.345,0:09:21.305 Jin: Sounds good.

0:09:21.305,0:09:22.480 Takayuki: What was it again?

0:09:22.500,0:09:24.420 Ryo: “I’m happy to hear your voice again.”

0:09:26.000,0:09:29.640 Jin: Let’s just go with “I’m happy to hear your voice again” as our answer.

0:09:29.900,0:09:30.580 Ryo: Yeah.

0:09:30.580,0:09:32.160 Ryo: As our one answer, right?

0:09:32.160,0:09:33.480 Jin: Yeah, yeah.

0:09:33.480,0:09:35.120 (Answer: Your excuse when you’re caught cheating)

0:09:35.440,0:09:37.420 Shun: Ahh, Takayuki, you’re amazing!

0:09:37.440,0:09:38.640 Jin: Just as I thought. Ryo: You were right!

0:09:38.640,0:09:40.340 Takayuki: Ahh, Jin was right.

0:09:40.480,0:09:42.400 Jin: So how would that work with “I’m happy to hear your voice again”?

0:09:45.000,0:09:46.760 Shun: You’ll probably get beat up

0:09:47.500,0:09:49.160 Shun: If you said that all of a sudden.

Closing Comments

0:09:57.440,0:09:59.060 Takayuki: For next time,

0:09:59.060,0:10:00.900 Takayuki: Well, even if it’s just a proposal,

0:10:01.040,0:10:03.920 Takayuki: Let’s think of someone that we’d like to collaborate with or that we’d like to talk with.

0:10:03.920,0:10:05.340 Jin: I was thinking a celebrity

0:10:05.440,0:10:06.380 Jin: or a girl.

0:10:06.380,0:10:07.680 Takayuki: Yeah, I feel the same.

0:10:07.680,0:10:09.740 Takayuki: It’d be interesting with a girl.

0:10:10.005,0:10:11.775 Jin: In the end…

0:10:11.780,0:10:14.900 Jin: Well, it’s fine if we’re just looking to increase our friends,

0:10:15.060,0:10:17.760 Jin: but we can go beyond just this channel

0:10:17.760,0:10:19.760 Ryo: Ah, I see. Jin: and do something separate as well.

0:10:20.220,0:10:21.260 Ryo: Yes. Jin: Right?

0:10:23.040,0:10:24.960 Ryo: Well, it’s April 20th now, isn’t it?

0:10:25.180,0:10:25.980 Ryo: Huh? Was it the 20th?

0:10:26.800,0:10:28.380 Ryo: I’m not sure. Shun: April…

0:10:28.380,0:10:29.540 Shun: Is it the 19th today?

0:10:29.540,0:10:31.120 Ryo: Ah, I see. It’s the 19th.

0:10:32.695,0:10:34.125 Jin: And then,

0:10:34.660,0:10:36.580 Jin: Similar to what we’re doing now,

0:10:37.060,0:10:38.620 Jin: while gathering,

0:10:38.920,0:10:39.420 Takayuki: Yeah.

Drunk Takayuki Clips

0:10:55.180,0:10:57.960 Shun: …got postponed, and from May,

0:10:58.080,0:10:59.800 Shun: Wow, that’s some face you’re making there, Takayuki.

0:11:00.600,0:11:01.500 Takayuki: Ehehe.

0:11:03.240,0:11:04.940 Shun: Takayuki!!

0:11:09.100,0:11:11.460 Shun: TA~KA~YU~KI~!

0:11:12.240,0:11:15.460 Shun: Seriously, I’m trying to speak here.

0:11:16.840,0:11:19.460 Ryo: Did you give up? Why, why did you give up so quickly?

0:11:23.695,0:11:24.695 Ryo: Wait a sec.

0:11:26.380,0:11:27.400 Ryo: Alright!

0:11:27.400,0:11:28.320 Ryo: Huh?!

0:11:28.320,0:11:29.360 Ryo: Where did Takayuki-kun go?

0:11:29.840,0:11:30.800 Shun: He disappeared.

0:11:31.260,0:11:32.900 Ryo: Oh, he’s here. Takayuki: I’m hereeeee!

0:11:41.605,0:11:42.715 Shun: Oh, he’s back.

0:11:56.945,0:11:58.555 Shun: His sound is muted.

0:12:01.525,0:12:03.885 Ryo: Ah, I kinda heard the slap.

Closing Comments

0:12:10.360,0:12:12.500 Ryo: Oh no, your vein’s gonna pop. Your vein’s gonna pop.

0:12:13.540,0:12:14.540 Jin: Great.

0:12:15.040,0:12:15.980 Shun: The garlic…

0:12:15.980,0:12:18.420 Jin: Garlic… Shun: The garlic is too effective.

0:12:18.620,0:12:21.100 Jin: Garlic is amazing. Shun: The effect of the garlic lasted even after all this time.

0:12:21.100,0:12:21.765 Shun: So fun.

0:12:21.765,0:12:23.380 Shun: This was really really fun.

0:12:23.380,0:12:26.780 Shun: Simply put, it’s been very fun both times that I’ve been on the show.

0:12:29.460,0:12:31.180 Shun: I’m happy to be able to meet you guys like this.

0:12:32.500,0:12:34.600 Shun: I don’t think that’ll ever change.

0:12:34.740,0:12:35.720 Takayuki: I feel the same.

0:12:37.600,0:12:38.480 Jin: I do too.

0:12:40.120,0:12:41.320 Ryo: Me too.

0:12:42.360,0:12:43.280 Shun: You’re speaking too quietly!

0:12:43.280,0:12:44.220 Takayuki: What’s up with you? Shun: You’re speaking too quietly!

0:12:44.220,0:12:45.700 Shun: You’re speaking too quietly!

0:12:45.700,0:12:47.400 Ryo: I was just embarrassed.

0:12:47.400,0:12:48.700 Ryo: It was embarrassing.

#nishikido ryo #jin akanishi #shun oguri #nogoodtv #yamada takayuki

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IN THE SUMMER ♪

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『Hey! Say! JUMP LIVE 2019 in Taipei ~TRAVELING!!~』

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#Arashi #TokyoTower

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So apparently, Tegoshi participated in a charity project that provides single mothers with bento. From what I got, the sum of donation resulted in a certain number of bentos with the person’s name and message of encouragement. I might be a cynical bitch as all I can read is “I’m a celebrity who fucked up and now doing charity to create positive image”. 

#newsjpop

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Wait whaaaat?! /claps

http://www.weareoneglobalfestival.com/events/special-music-moment-arashi-2020

#arashi #jpop #we are one global film festival #hope in the drakness

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new arashi single *_* 

arigatou Junpon

ARASHI NEW SONG!!!! (Postponed)

ARASHI NEW DIGITAL SINGEL!

「Party Starters」

Realease 2020.06.12, 12AM (JST) on streaming site!

#arashi #junmatsumoto #matsumotojun #ninomiyakazunari #kazuanarininomiya #aibamasaki #masakiaiba #ohnosatoshi #satoshiohno #shosakurai #sakuraisho #sakuraiba #ohmiya #juntoshi #junba #aimoto #ninoai #aimiya #sakumoto #sakumiya #yamapair

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Nice hostage video. I don’t know how he manages to look both smug and terrified at the same time.

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Smile Up ! Project 〜オリジナル絵本「ふしぎなきのみ」読み聞かせ〜 加藤シゲアキ

So today it was Kato-sensei’s turn to contribute to the Smile Up! Project and unsurprisingly, he read a book. However, I did not expect he’d be reading his early work. And by early I mean written at 5. A compelling and powerful work, as expected. Such plot twists, such engaging storytelling, such strong message. And that “N?” is to die for! He also changed the title from “Fruit-bearing Tree” to “Mysterious fruits”. Sasuga, sensei.

Honestly, I don’t know what compelled him to do a remake of this particular book. I mean, it’s not even a children’s project. But I love how he tried to keep a straight face and almost succeeding. Saying “pig’s butt” and “poop” is not easy for the best of us, let’s be real. Btw, he mentioned the book several years ago on Bibitto, you can see some original pages here.

Also, next it should be Tegoshi. Will he be kicking a ball? I mean, balls is his forte ;) Or showing off his dogge? Spring make-up tutorial? We’ll see. Singing would be out as Masuda already did it. Good job, Massu!

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#SubaruShibutani Instagram stories (20.02.15) #渋谷 すばる https://www.instagram.com/p/B8lc_HKA51B/?igshid=rjktchmjv6hg

#subarushibutani #渋谷

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#Repost from @24hourtv42 by @swiftsave_app ••• . 日本各地にお邪魔して、皆さんの家族や友達、恩師などへの様々な「新たな時代の目標」など、今年のテーマ「人と人」を突撃インタビュー！ 二宮和也は滋賀県長浜市へ。 畑のおっさんが会いたいのは芸能人！でも二宮に気付かない…その理由は！？ . ⏰この後夕方4時15分ごろから！ #24時間テレビ42 #ninomiyakazunari #二宮和也 https://www.instagram.com/p/B1oM1gKIz45/?igshid=cwijfrdlgh2m

#repost #24時間テレビ42 #ninomiyakazunari #二宮和也

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#Repost from @24hourtv42 by @swiftsave_app ••• . 脳梗塞で体の右半分が麻痺した濱本彩菜ちゃん。 ママを喜ばせたい-そんな思いでこの夏、ピアノを猛特訓！ . 櫻井翔が隣に座ってサポートし、国技館で「千と千尋の神隠し」より「あの夏へ」を左手で見事演奏🎹✨ 2人で息を合わせ、美しい旋律を奏でました🎶 #24時間テレビ42 #shosakurai #櫻井翔 https://www.instagram.com/p/B1oMl7yoD6J/?igshid=jdxa92r5e0f5

#repost #24時間テレビ42 #shosakurai #櫻井翔

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#aibamasaki #takizawahideaki #arashinishiyagare #相葉雅紀 #滝沢秀明 #arashi #嵐 https://www.instagram.com/p/Brc-zrrFqa4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bgue4v1wjh2u

#aibamasaki #takizawahideaki #arashinishiyagare #相葉雅紀 #滝沢秀明 #arashi #嵐

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Jweb 181108

A letter from Ohkura Tadayoshi to people who didn’t follow the rules

He said he wrote this after weighing the pros and cons of the matter. He’s aware that their work is to be in the media, public figures that are under scrutiny all the time. And he’s very aware of this thing so called, “The price of fame”

Their work makes their schedule very visible to all fans especially in matters of participating in a tv program (fanclub sends letter asking if you want to join to be audience) and each time there’s plenty of ppl waiting for them at tv stations & airports.

However, some of the fans are so obsessive that they cause public nuisance to other people, shove things into eito members bags and grab their arms. Kura confessed that the self centered behaviour is starting to cause him emotional stress. He’s not sure if he could continue putting up with it.

Once he was eating out with a friend and at the table next to him, he saw a familiar face that always follow him at the station and at airport. He’s asking if it’s okay for a woman to stalk a man and do man really have to put up with it and had it been a man who do that, it’d be considered as a crime.

He’d like his feelings to be understood. Right now, he says the only ones who knows how he feels are his members. He know this is a price as a celebrity and he think he should just ignore it but he finds himself unable to stay quiet about it anymore and so he’s writing this down in order to find some relief. He feels that this stress had been killing him and it had been told to him that illnesses with unknown causes are majorly caused by stress.

Each time he has to go for Janiben filming in Osaka, he’d always get extremely depressed the day before he has to fly in Osaka. He could only think of the stalking and he honestly didn’t want to go because he’s getting scared.

But he thinks of the staffs who are waiting for him and making sure that he’d enjoy a filming that is comfortable and safe. He thinks of the fans who follows the rule and waiting for them and he has nothing but thankfulness for those fans. That is why he’s frustrated because he feel bad for the fans who come to see him while following the rule if he didn’t go. He didn’t want to let them down.

He gave up on creation of a law and is thinking if being “a normal person” might help him get away from the stalkers, then he’s thinking it might be easier to just be a normal person already.

He confessed that he’s at the end of his rope already.

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Bakaman we love you. But Yassu you must remember that Yoko is ONLY of Hina.

#kanjani8 #yokoyama you #shibutani subaru #maruyama ryuhei #murakami shingo #yasuda shota #nishikido ryo #okura tadayoshi #kanjani eight #kanjani∞ #関ジャニ∞ #元気が出る #渋谷すばる #村上信五 #丸山隆平 #安田章大 #錦戸亮 #大倉忠義 #横山裕

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Popolo 2012.05

Highlights: Nakamaru and Ueda talked about the times they shared a room.

– Nakamaru Yuichi – Please tell us a member’s sleeping form that you know! Ueda sleeps in total darkness!! When the room is not in complete darkness, Ueda seems unable to fall sleep. At that time, I really dislike the darkness and I couldn’t agree (laughs). It’s scary~, the darkness. And Junno looks refreshed when he wakes up☆ If you’re sharing a room with a member during concert? We would set rules for each other There have been many times I shared a room with Ueda, and he would switch his phone to silent mode for me. In return, the rule he set for me is “not to beatbox” (laughs). – Ueda Tatsuya – Please tell us a member’s sleeping form that you know! Beatboxing was noisy!? I’ve never thought about it before but I think all the members sleep quietly. Ah, when I slept in the same room as Nakamaru, he was very noisy with his beatboxing (laughs). I felt that he was always practising regardless of the time and place then. If you’re sharing a room with a member during concert? We spent our time freely respectively Before our debut, we shared rooms but the combination would be decided by guupaa [1]. We spent our time freely by talking on the phone, watching tv etc respectively. I think I roomed with Nakamaru most often. [1] Guupaa is a hand game. Guu literally means stone while paa means paper. Participants throw out a stone or paper during a turn together. Participants who threw out the same move get grouped together. I don’t know the English term for this game (>.<)

© snowaltz | LJ

#maruda #robamaru #kat tun #kattun #johnny's #nakamaru yuichi #ueda tatsuya

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Happy 35th Birthday Yucchi!!

#nakamaru yuichi #kattun #happy birthday #johnny's entertainment #johnny's