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static-sulker · 3 days
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Man what if Jon like became a human again and OOPSIE he’s blind. What type of irony would that be.
Be able to see everything in your mind forever that amount of time and then suddenly…nothing.
The way you had been reading statements is practically gone. Seeing people and seeing knowledge is just…Gone.
How terrifyingly funny would that be huh
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static-sulker · 11 days
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Seeing this in the middle of work is a fucking fever dream
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 
ft John:
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static-sulker · 15 days
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Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Engineer/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Pyro (Team Fortress 2) Characters: Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), RED Team (Team Fortress 2) Additional Tags: Fluff, Secret Crush, Questioning Sexuality, science party (team fortress two), minor descriptions of violence or gore, Science Partners, CoWorkers to Friends to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, canon complient, unless I choose to not do that and put in headcanons, Red team tf2, Love Confessions, conflicted feelings, Firsts, First Meetings, Pyro any pronouns, light Violence, unconscious confessions, mentions of syringes and minor medical help
New chapter of my gay old man fic.... is now out woooo!!!
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static-sulker · 18 days
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you ever see somebody you've been following for ages change their profile picture. Nice haircut man, love the new fit
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static-sulker · 1 month
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One of my favorite things to do when drawing is decide if I want to draw a characters other arm or just not deal with it. I love drawing eyes, hands the whole lot BUT ARMS? like not the hands but the ARMS???? This causes many of my oc's to be brutally mauled or dismembered.
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Whoops sorry girl
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YOWCH! Sorry fun spirit of the woods, you got stuck in a salt trap!
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static-sulker · 1 month
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Alternatives to Squishmallow
So as many of you have probably already heard, Jazwares, the company that produces Squishmallows, is donating to charities that support Israeli soldiers and the IDF. They’re also supporting Canary Mission, which has been doxxing people who speak out against Israel. BDS hasn’t called for a boycott against them, but I can’t in good faith spend my money on their products, and I would strongly encourage everyone who enjoys plushies to really think long and hard about if you want to give your money to a company that’s helping support genocide!
But the holidays are coming up, and lots of us enjoy plushies and were fans of Squishmallow, and were planning to give Squishmallows to friends and family this year.
Fortunately, there are a number of great plushie companies out there, and I want to promote some of my favorites in the hopes that folks will get their plushie fix from a source that doesn’t side with Israel. So without further ado:
Fluffnest
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Fluffnest got their start on Kickstarter a few years ago, and I adore the round shapes of their PuffPal plushies! My favorite is Pete the Possum, which is probably the best possum plush I’ve ever seen. I’ve also got a beautiful moth from their Kickstarter and I’ve been wanting their bats for ages. They also recently had a Kickstarter for an Animal Crossing-esque video game featuring their plushie characters and it looks fantastic.
Squishables
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I can’t get over the plague doctor plushies. They’re so perfect and cute, and they’ve released other variations of them called Alter Egos, like a ghostly version, an alien, or a really sweet cottagecore one! They’ve got a ton of variety, but what I like the most are the fantasy plushies. There’s a lich! There are dragons and demons! Cryptids! Biblically accurate angels! A lot of really fun stuff!
Also they do a lot of great charity work! Right now they’re doing an auction for the Food Bank of New York City.
AfternoonFika
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AfternoonFika is a very small business of only three people, but their plushies are extremely cute. They tend to sell out fast, so I recommend following them on social media to stay on top of any restocks! They recently released a line of dinosaurs that are precious, and of course I love their iconic cactus cat and cinnamon bun bunny.
Jellycat
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Jellycat has been around since 1999, so they’re the oldest of these companies. They’ve got great designs, a ton of variety, and a lot of their plushies are made to be cuddled on and not just displayed. All three of my tiny nephews sleep with a different stuffed dog from Jellycat. My mom has a sun and several succulents that she uses as decorations. There’s a little something for everyone who enjoys plushies!
If you have any other favorite companies I haven’t mentioned, feel free to add on! I’ve enjoyed Squishmallows for a while now and I’m sad to see their leadership coming out on the side that’s committing war crimes on a daily basis, but this is a good time to discover new favorite plushie companies! And remember, money speaks loudly. Even if BDS hasn’t called for a boycott of Jazwares, it sends a message when sales start dropping for companies that support genocide. It’s a small thing, but the little things we do can add up!
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static-sulker · 1 month
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Some people can't handle the condensed office drama that the protocol is right now, but im gonna save this up now because I feel it beggining to crumble. The horrors are later, right now im getting that sweet slice of life goodness
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static-sulker · 1 month
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think I drew the girl ever
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static-sulker · 1 month
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birthdays coming up you know what that means
Buying a tape recorder and recording every statement, collecting and marking them like a crazy man
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static-sulker · 1 month
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I thought Basira and Martin were the same person for a LONG time. Guess which one I am.
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static-sulker · 1 month
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So Gwen is a Bouchard. uh.....Like...Thats just true.
If we see normal non-possesed Elias Bouchard in this series having a normal life I will literally explode
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static-sulker · 1 month
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So I’ve been thinking about the hole we see in the end of the episode… I don’t remember if this hole moved or was anywhere specific, BUT. My guess is that the whole has been transferred over, because the fears have been changed. And it all was transferred over FROM the panopticon. I think the institute is going to have WAYYY more horrors like spilling out of it like a fucking spawn point
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static-sulker · 1 month
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ALSO...JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE..... OH MY GOD I WAS SO RIGHT...
So I’m thinking and I don’t know if this is common knowledge, but we watching from the any digital source throughout protocol so far. In the archives, the tapes and all of the recording we heard from were through the web, our point of view being formed FROM the web.
I think we are watching from Jon’s or maybe the whole computer gang currently. Jon got Sam to go to that address and then we listen from that address! Logistically that sound came from when they are listening! Maybe! Or something!
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static-sulker · 1 month
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So I’m thinking and I don’t know if this is common knowledge, but we watching from the any digital source throughout protocol so far. In the archives, the tapes and all of the recording we heard from were through the web, our point of view being formed FROM the web.
I think we are watching from Jon’s or maybe the whole computer gang currently. Jon got Sam to go to that address and then we listen from that address! Logistically that sound came from when they are listening! Maybe! Or something!
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static-sulker · 2 months
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Apologies for spamliking and reblogging your art it’s just so cool:D
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THANK YOU SM! I love seeing people like my work. Heres my Dnd pc, Karlos, as thanks :D
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static-sulker · 2 months
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Elias THE BASTARD <3
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static-sulker · 2 months
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Finally drew Martin....
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