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panthers sweep?

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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

#hell yeah brother

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don't read the tags if you have an eating disorder

#this is fucking stupiddddd #so i went off a med last year and with no other life changes i've gained seventy pounds #so my doctor put me back on the med snd then also gave me meds to help me lose the weight #and it's supposed to work by making ur stomach fill up faster/emoty slower i guess? #but i can't eat! #legit i ate theee french fries and half a burger and i'm full

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Happy 40th Birthday, Patrick Stump!

#patrick stump #music

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AMERIE WADIA and ANT VAUGHN Heartbreak High: S1E2 Renaissance Titties

#heartbreak high #amerie wadia #ant vaughn #anthony vaughn #ayesha madon #brodie townsend #heartbreakhighedit #heartbreak high s1 #heartbreak high season 1 #heartbreak high 2022 #netflix #gifs #benja.gif

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do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes

#weekend plans

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MISSY BECKETT and SPIDER WHITE Heartbreak High: S2E5 The Demon King

#making up for not posting for a few days by posting a zillion sets at once #heartbreak high #heartbreakhighedit #missy beckett #spider white #spencer white #bryn chapman parish #sherry lee watson #heartbreak high s2 #heartbreak high season 2 #heartbreak high 2022 #netflix #gifs #benja.gif

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Amerie & Malakai First and Last Interactions

#im gonna end it all #hearthbreak high #shows

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Food Fight! Heartbreak High: S2E7 The Grapes of Voss

#heartbreak high #heartbreak high 2022 #heartbreak high s2 #heartbreak high season 2 #heartbreakhighedit #spider white #spencer white #missy beckett #malakai mitchell #darren rivers #sasha so #quinn gallagher jones #quinni gallagher jones #amerie wadia #roman callaghan #bryn chapman parish #sherry lee watson #thomas weatherall #gemma chua tran #james majoos #chloe hayden #ayesha madon #sam retchner #netflix #gifs #benja.gif

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QUINNI GALLAGHER-JONES and SPIDER WHITE Heartbreak High: S1E1 Map Bitch

#get his ass quinni #i love an autistic lesbian <3 #heartbreak high #heartbreak high 2022 #heartbreak high season 1 #heartbreak high s1 #heartbreakhighedit #quinni gallagher jones #quinn gallagher jones #spider white #spencer white #chloe hayden #bryn chapman parish #netflix #gifs #benja.gif

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You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

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i know ive been slacking on my gifmaking duties this week, but i promise s1 is coming, if anyone has any requests from s1 or s2 lmk <3

#heartbreak high

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oh my fucking god guys

#starring role in yellowstone when #philipp grubauer #hockey

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JENNA ORTEGA as Cairo Sweet MILLER'S GIRL (2024)

#ilse #tribe vibes #i love her i love her i love her #woman of all time

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235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 56. isak valtersen and even bech naesheim - skam

#stan & max #<- first gif is so them it's driving me insane #tribe vibes

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AND YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS ARE...

THE FLORIDA PANTHERS!

we have 170 participants in this year's bracket challenge and i have some data for you! a million bajillion thank yous to @tblueger who painstakingly went through and collected the data from everyone's brackets while i slept like a little baby unaware of all his hard work! let's get into the numbers!

33 of 170 participants chose florida to win the cup, with mtkachuk and his merry band of rats and sasha barkov earning 19.4% of the total votes! following that, vancouver got 25 votes and dallas just got by with 24. edmonton (19), carolina (18), colorado (15), and toronto (10) rounded out the most popular picks. at the bottom of the group, three people picked nashville, two people picked winnipeg and washington, one person each picked vegas and los angeles, and nobody at all had the islanders or the lightning taking it. last year only two people correctly guessed vegas, so anyone's guess is as good as ours.

now for some first round matchups!

in the battle of florida, 137 went for the panthers and 33 went for the bolts. apologies to mr. stamkos & crew, but you cannot beat the appeal of the mouthguard destroyer.

for caps vs rags, 49 people have washington utilizing maximum dr pepper power to take the series, while 121 took new york climbing to the second round. legally i cannot speak on this matchup without alerting the authorities to my presence but i personally am rooting for the old werewolf.

for the battle of the sebastian ahos, 148 people took jake guentzel & pals in carolina's victory, and 22 took new york instead. (fun fact! 14 people total have bet on round 2 being a battle of new york with the islanders vs the rangers. this is what many are referring to as "the bad place")

and rounding out the east, we have boston vs toronto! this is the most even split of any of the first round matchups in the entire league, with the leafs taking it for 75 people and the bruins taking it for the remaining 95. this matchup is being touted as the one most likely to get someone's father arrested for screaming at a television in a bar.

moving onto the west, we have 143 people letting connor mcdavid get a liiiiittle bit closer to tasting the sweet relief of happiness and having the oilers advance, while 27 are saying anze kopitar will use his raccoony wiles to outsmart him and have the kings move on. this matchup looks like halloween :)

for colorado vs winnipeg, nate mackinnon's iron will is moving the avalanche forward for 116 brackets, while the jets are showing their fiery resolve in the face of icy winds and pushing onward for 54. sometimes all i think about is you, heat waves in the middle of june.

for nashville vs vancouver, quinn hughes is being weekend at bernies'd into round 2 by the canucks in 139 brackets, while roman josi and jason zucker are the sexiest men in round 2 for the predators in 31. if the majority wins out here, i think there might be a statue of qhughes on every street corner in vancouver.

and last but not least, for dallas vs vegas, we had 137 people taking robo and the stars to round two, with 33 thanking the dr's for mark stone's miraculous recovery just in time for the golden knights to win the first round instead. this is the exact same split between tampa and florida! i don't know what that means, but probably something!

in total, we have 80 brackets going with a cup winner from the east and 90 saying the west will take it! last year i got into some data on the runner ups, but this year i forgot, and i'm not making theo do all of that again. this year's bracket seems much less chaos-focused than last year's, which is funny, because last year there was so much chaos in the actual results that hardly anyone got any points anyway. that means, unless a few people were very lucky choosing a few upsets all in the right order, this one's going to be a very close game right up until the end!

i'll be posting the leaderboard after the end of every round! good luck to all of us and godspeed to (checks my notes again) the florida panthers. may you beat the second annual rocky's league curse!

#to be honest i think that's a bandwagon i could jump on #sure let's go rats! #hockey

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if you weren’t there for thanks pete i don’t know if i can really describe the way that it changed western society. it changed things in ways that you wouldn’t even fucking imagine. this was back when patrick was still on social media and he couldn’t post ANYTHING without that being spammed in his comments. he was tormented with it during m&gs. he was haunted by those two words. haunted by every shitty ms paint comic sans meme that you could ever conjure in your wildest most miserable dreams. not only that, but this CEMENTED patrick’s meant-to-be-eternal role as a bottom within p2 standom. he was pete’s whiny little frustrated needy sub on the edge of constantly getting mpregged and this is how it was MEANT TO BE. and pete is aware of this as not only an rpf withstander but an advocate, because he loved this meme. he loved being reminded every day about how he was strong enough to manhandle patrick and lift him up to the microphone and put his hands on him on live tv so soon after the hiatus ended. in 2015 he said that it’s his favorite moment whereas it’s patrick’s least favorite. it contains multitudes and the real and true believers know this. i will defend the faith fujoing out

#fall out boy #music