hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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Rehydrated
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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Eid Mubarak everyone 🌙🌷!!!
تَقَبَّلَ اللهُ مِنَّا وَمِنكُم
(May Allah accept good deeds from you and us)
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Painting You, Painting Me
Illustration for my work in progress novel about artists titled 1000 Words Unframed
HD images and painting videos on my Patreon.com/Yuumei
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she has a flower for you!
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im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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Cat selfie at a food court. Comic practice
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i promise i wouldn't blame you
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