“im a creep im a weirdo” umm, ok? i send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread
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does anyone else get that horrible feeling when ur watching a show that you like, but you can feel the heterosexual romance building up, u know the signs, and it’s like ur in a horror movie except instead of a monster it’s the protagonists annoying boyfriend to be
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Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone
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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
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The dissonance between Jews who are now in the holiest time of the year and American Christians who are just spamming social media with Halloween content is staggering.
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Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.
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when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day
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יעקב שטיינהרט, יהודים הולכים לתפילת סליחות, 1921, שמן על בד, 90.3x79 ס''מ, ירושלים: מוזיאון ישראל.
Jakob Steinhardt, Jews Going to Selichot Prayers, 1921, oil on canvas, 79x90.3 cm, the Israel Museum, Jerusalem.
https://www.imj.org.il/he/collections/400306
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Crazy rich asians
Mommy?
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Shanah tovah! please look at my rosh hashanah apple tart it took. so long
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Hi hello I need some help
How do you say 'i love you' in Irish?
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זה לא זה לא זה לא!
בגלל הקטע הפדרלי זה משתנה בין מדינה למדינה אבל זה בסביבות ה$7-$8(לפני הירידה הגדולה עכשיו זה בערך כמו שלנו) ויש להם תנועה ללהעלות ל15$ (כמו שלנו יש את התנועה של להעלות ל40₪)
You are not paying your workers to do their job with a smile. You are paying your workers not to jump over the counter and strangle the most insufferable people alive. Do you understand
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The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.
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maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay
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