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As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

#; ooc thingamabobs #aslfdkajsdklf #also I...somehow have this but for ace/ace-spec people #it's the WEIRDEST shit #I'm aro but very NOT ace? AND YET. #but holy goddamn every time it comes up in conversation that New Friend XYZ is ace I'm just like #do I have an Ace Magnet stuck to my back or what /affectionate

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

#; ooc thingamabobs #yeah /honestly/ though #also work couldn't fucking waterboard my tumblr username outta me are you kidding #I /need/ my space to be Really Fucking Unpalatably Weird dammit #EVERYONE needs that kinda space IMO #rather than the goddamn panopticon bullshit we have going on these days

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#; art reblogging #bg3 #cazadorposting #astarionposting #oof

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Fourth, thou shalt know that thou art mine

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#; ooc thingamabobs #well I have trich so what do you think lmao

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I find this Antonov An-74 plane hilarious. Not just because of the weird engine placement, everyone finds that hilarious. This (and the related AN-72) are nicknamed "Cheburashka", after this cartoon character:

But no, the even funnier thing, to me, is how they've labeled this plane. Lemme zoom in:

THEY PUT THE PLANE'S FAX NUMBER ON IT

who sees a fucking plane and goes "hey, maybe I should send that plane a fax"?

#; ooc thingamabobs #planes #if I remember correctly they do this on ALL their planes which tickles me fuckin pink

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#; ooc thingamabobs #video #bird frands #AWWW

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You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

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#; mun ranting #gif #yeah prev got it in one #willing to bet that he doesn't believe in FMEAs either for roughly the same reason #because even a very very half-assed one would've caught this crap from the start #-SCREAMS IN MFG ENGINEER- #long post

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boop

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I think detaching disgust from morality is one of the keys to Chilling Out. You can find inner peace by being able to go "hm! Gross" and recognize if it's an actual problem or not. Cause if it's not an actual problem... it's not your problem 🙏 god bless

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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#; mun ranting #EVERY DAY HONESTLY

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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

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YOOOOOO

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I found the Picto trainer!

#lienarto da caprio?? #<- HELP LMAO #; ooc thingamabobs #ffxiv