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"Don't you fucking dare!"

I say to the random foodallergies i'm developing in my 30s, while putting suspiciously spicy oranges into my fruitsalad...

#random new allergies have taken kiwi and avocado from me #which fine i didnt eat them a lot anyway #but fresh oranges? over my cold dead body. i'm drawing the line. #tactaxtalks #food #allergies #food allergies

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#why does this looks o cool #give this to someone in an solid cup #secred joker vat juice

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Voice training so I can sound more like a text to speech program.

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Daud's taking the Assassination well :)

@stealingpotatoes this is your screencap again

#he's FIIIIIIINE #dishonored

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I am obligated to post the results of said activity in some capacity.

#more coasters for the coaster eating spirits in our flat

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

#uuuuh #hm! #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #apparently #god i guess i really gotta watch this gdi

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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purge of 2002? of 2012? what ARE those?

Oh, how quickly the past is forgotten. 

They are part of the reason A03 is a thing now. Not the whole reason, but part of it. 

The Great Purges of 2002 and 2012 are when ff.net got a wild hair up their ass about THINK OF THE CHILDREN and nuked any fic posted on there that was explicit. Thousands upon thousands of nc-17 smutfics were lost.

It’s what led to the creation of alternate hosting sites for smutty fic…AdultFanfiction was the one I went to…but thousands of fics would never be recovered. 

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

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W AIT A MINUTE. the end scene of mwii. I’m having a moment.

When soap passes makarov’s picture to ghost and ghost slowly (hotly) looks up and over at soap. Do you think he’s specifically remembering 3 years ago in verdansk when makarov threatened soap.

Like. The guy next to him was never anything more to him than another sas man but now. Suddenly he’s everything. And he only just got him. Now there’s this enemy reappearing, one who personally has it out for his Johnny, and he’s just sitting here remembering “I’ll be seeing you again, MacTavish. I promise.”

His inner monologue here is just kill bill sirens

#yk what #yeah #cod #mwii

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WIPs from a silly little animation I’m working onnn mainly sharing these so I can have some actual incentive to finish it <333

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Streaming comic art again.

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Maintaining 47 year old software from 24 billion kilometers away is like the ultimate tech support challenge.

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Wing warmups

#mmmmmh i see glowy orange wings and immediately think of davesprite #sorry op #theyre so pretty #very floofy

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I want less of "the Drakes were terrible people and parents and Bruce rescues poor sad Timmy" (not knocking the trope it just got old for me)

And more of Bruce suffering a hell of his own creation as he tries to figure out how to parent Timothy "latchkey kid" Drake, who doesn't respect the concept of having parental supervision in general and more specifically Bruce's authority as his new guardian at all, because Tim was basically his caretaker for the entire beginning of his tenure as Robin

Any kind of Parental Action would have Bruce choking in his own hypocrisy. Like... imagine trying to get your teenage son to go to bed when he's been putting your ass down for naps for like, years, by that point. Imagine telling him to eat healthier when at 13 years old he was helping your butler with designing your meal plan 'cause you were too depressed to eat

Bruce gently tries to get him to stop working on a case to take a break, and Tim raises a single withering eyebrow (he learned this from Alfred) and Bruce immediately shuts up. Tim only listens to Bruce when he wants to and being legally adopted by the man hasn't changed that

(And I want fics of the rest of the batfam reacting to this dynamic soooooooo bad)

#im here for it #dc comics #tim drake #bruce wayne #dc meta