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deja-vux · 1 year

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Dad!Ateez: Funny Videos

A/N: Here is a little thank you for 800 followers as I finished some details on chapter 12 of Just As I Am. Ngl these are all based on TikTok's that I saw so if you want to see what they’re based off of just clock the name of the member and it should lead you to the video. As always enjoy and thanks for reading :).

Kim Hongjoong

Hongjoong was in the studio working on some new projects so naturally, the camera was on for vlogging purposes. Soojin had been taking a nap on the couch not too far from his desk. She had been covered by a small tent that had glow-in-the-dark stars. A little over an hour had gone by since he put her down for her nap when he heard her stirring. He paused the current file he was working on when he took a peak. He found her slowly waking up as she rubbed her eyes. “Hey there princess,” he cooed softly. He slowly opened the curtains before working on the blinds. As rays of light slowly peeked into the studio, Soojin began to whine. Hongjoong paused, as did her whines, figuring it was her just waking up, he continued till she became more vocal. “No,” she whined, “No sun! The suuuuuuuun!”

“What’s the matter?” Hongjoong asked, slightly confused.

“The sun,” she complained, covering her face with her hands.

“Oh, the sun,” he nodded understandingly.

The wind outside caused the shade to shift, letting more sunlight in causing her to squeal in panic as Hongjoong stifled a laugh. Hongjoong was quick to close the curtain to give her some relief. “There, princess, the sun’s gone,” he reassured her. He watched as she halted her panic and slowly uncovered her face. Deciding to mess with her, he moves the curtain just a bit without her noticing. “Oh… it’s coming back. It’s coming…,” he says teasingly before being cut off by her scream as she covers her face with her blanket.

“The sun!” she yelled as he laughed, closing the curtain once more before taking her out of her tent.

“Don’t worry daddy’s here to protect you, princess,” he said as he settled back into his chair with her on his lap as he continued his work. Luckily for him, the whole moment was caught on camera, and he couldn’t help but post it as a teaser for his vlog.

Park Seonghwa

Seonghwa had an unusual day off. He decided to do one of his favorite things, which was playing with his son in the backyard. Today, in particular, his son had gotten somewhat hungry while playing, so naturally, Seonghwa prepared a bottle for him. As they continued, Minseok began to doze off here and there. You heard Seonghwa laugh as you were in the kitchen getting dinner ready and you couldn’t help but check on them to see what they were up to. As you approached the pair you couldn’t help but laugh to find Minseok half asleep in his little tike car, his head nodding from side to side, clearly milk drunk as Seonghwa pretended to be a cop pulling him over. You pulled out your phone filming the duo as Seonghwa took the bottle gently from your son’s hand. Seonghwa gently tapped your son’s shoulder in patterns. “Sir, sir I need to see your license. Hello, sir,” he repeated as your son drunkenly opened his eyes replying with a lazy stare. “Sir, you’re very drunk. I think you geonbaed a little too hard,” Seonghwa said, tapping the doors of the car. You couldn’t help but stifle a laugh as you zoomed in on your son’s dazed state. Seonghwa shook the almost empty bottle in front of your son as he spoke again, “Look here’s the evidence you drank it all.

“Sir, I really need your license,” he repeated, trying not to laugh as he gently tapped his chest and moved his arm.

Your son could only lay his head back as his eyes closed again. “Hey, hello, are you alive,” Seonghwa teased whistling before squishing Minseok’s cheeks together a couple of times. You couldn’t help but burst into laughter with Seonghwa as he attempted to wake your son by hitting the squeaky horn repeatedly. That was definitely one for the books.

Jeong Yunho

The moment your daughter stole a rocoto from its bowl at the center of the table and was unwilling to give it up he knew this moment would go one of two ways. Either she would like it and nothing would happen or she’d cry from how spicy it was. Regardless he knew it would be recorded by one of the few cameras that were filming them for the day for a TV special so he’d be able to look back at it. He watched as your daughter calmly ate her food, both of you hoping Hyoyeon would forget about the spicy pepper altogether. Unfortunately for the both of you she didn’t in fact when she saw you eat one she immediately reached for her own taking a decent-sized bite out of it. The two of you looked at her in shock as you watched her process her emotions and thoughts. A few seconds passed before taking a deep breath with her tongue between her teeth. “Mama are you okay?” you asked wondering if she liked it or not. She took a drink from her cup before saying one of her favorite phrases.

“Ta bueno,” Hyo smiled with a thumbs up as you both sighed in relief. (it’s good)

“You’re your mother’s daughter alright,” Yunho chuckled softly before continuing to eat.

Yunho watched as your daughter continued to eat, occasionally blowing onto the pepper before eating it alongside something else on her plate. Yunho couldn’t help but chuckle at her silliness. “Is it too hot Hyo?” he asked.

“No, it’s good. Appa try,” she said, holding it out to him.

Although he wanted to deny her offer he couldn’t reject her pleading eyes. He took a bite as the pair of girls watched him. Although he felt a burning sensation on his tongue he finished his piece before opening his mouth to show her he had finished it. You and Hyo clapped and cheered with him. Your daughter was quick to act grabbing another one and putting it on his plate, “Appa like? Have more,” she smiled. Yunho’s victory smile dropped as he looked at you for help and you couldn’t help but laugh.

Kang Yeosang

Yeosang was taking your daughter to the doctor when he was advised that she needed her vaccines. Knowing that despite you not being able to be there you’d want to be witness to this moment. He pulled out his phone filming as he watched as one nurse held her gently as the other one prepped the area. Eunbyul watched attentively as the nurse set up the needle. Not wanting her to be frightened he called her name in an attempt to catch her attention. At first, she ignored him but after the 3rd time, she turned just as the needle went into her leg. At this point, Yeosang was just waiting for her to cry instead she glared at her father. Taken back, Yeosang couldn’t help but stifle a laugh, “Who are you looking at like that for?” he chuckled before she tilted her head motioning it toward him, her eyes widening.

“Oop,” the nurse let out as she put the bandage on her leg.

This caused your daughter to turn her attention towards her, giving her the same look that she gave your husband not too long ago. She had a mini staring contest with her before she burst into laughter along with Yeosang and the other nurse. “I think you’ve been spending too much time with your momma. You got her sass but watch her say you got it from me,” Yeosang jokes before stopping the camera and sending you the video, which he would later post on his Instagram.

Choi San

You were laying down with Yuri on your lap as you watched some TV. All was calm until San walked into the living leaning against the bottom of the couch as he looked for the perfect angle to film his idea. You watched him curiously as tried to slyly catch your daughter’s attention. Once he did she had already laid all the way back leaning her head against the couch as she attempted to reach for him. Your husband quickly fumbled with his phone before holding it steady and starting to film. You calmly watched as he held his finger out to her as the My Heart Will Go On played in the background. You watched as he got closer till she grabbed his finger. He kept his finger there until Rose from Titanic said her iconic line, “Jack, I’ll never let go.”

You raised your eyebrows as to where he was going with this until the music began to swell up again. Just as you heard Celine Dion sing again you watched as your husband slowly yet dramatically pulled away pretending to sink onto the floor next to the couch as you laughed, your daughter holding her hand opening hoping for him to join her again. After a bit of silence, you watched as San took your pouty daughter from your arms, handing you his phone and showing you the video he had just posted. He had added some slow-motion effect to the moment he pulled away and turned it black and white making your daughter’s expressions all the funnier. “You have nothing better to do, huh?” you teased turning back towards San.

“You just don’t appreciate my artistic talent enough,” he laughed, “Just you wait, I’ll win an Oscar someday.”

Song Mingi

Mingi was with some other idols and their children filming a Father’s Day special when he watched the host bring out a carton of eggs. He watched as they instructed the children including their own to stand handing each of them an egg telling them to hold it and wait for further instruction. Mingi watched as Chewon and Daewon each took their egg, holding it and examining it before holding it out to him. “It’s yours you get to keep it for now,” Mingi explained as the twins could only look at one another in confusion. He watched as the host Kai explained to both the audience and the guest, “There’s a saying that babies are very gentle with eggs so we’re gonna put that to the test today. We’re gonna have all the dads stand on the opposite side of the room and call their children over to them. Rules are simple, the first one to make it to the other side with their egg fully intact wins. The little ones who are still too young to walk will sit this one out as we have another game for them.”

You watched from the side with the other moms knowing the chaos that was about to ensue. Just as the race started the little ones were quick to pace quickly over to their fathers. Some teased their dads running in opposite directions while others rolled the egg or played with it. You looked over at the twins who had yet to move from their spot looking at each other till Daewon took off running which sent Mingi into a panic. Naturally, his sister took off running behind him and you watched as Mingi’s anxiety grew more with each tumble and fall yet no matter how many times they’d fumble they managed to keep the egg from cracking.

At this point, Mingi looked like he was about to faint but then again so did the other dads as the race had turned more chaotic than expected. Both the crew and mothers laughed from the side as they watched the dads attempt to call their children over. Eventually, everyone’s attention turned as one of the MCs became excited as the twins got closer to their dad. Just as they were about to hand him the eggs they fell back onto their backs rolling into fits of laughter before Chaewon sat up bum-crawling to her dad to hand him the egg which was perfectly intact with her brother following close behind. Who knew that the simple game would make the perfect teaser.

Jung Wooyoung

You were at work on break when you were told that your husband was trending on Twitter and TikTok. Thinking about their recent comeback you genuinely didn’t think much about it figuring it was something related to that. That was until you opened Twitter to find your son’s name trending not far below his father’s. Confused, you clicked the topic reading tweets like, “Youngjae is such a mood,” and, “Youngjae is Wooyoung’s mini twin.” Confused, you pressed the video tab and opened the recent video. Based on the outfits and the format of the screen recording it looked like Wooyoung had done a live stream today while babysitting. Sometime during it, your son had gotten hungry but instead of taking his bottle your son wanted your husband’s coffee instead.

You watched as your husband teased your son testing to see if he wanted the coffee or if it was just his imagination. Every time he’d set the cup near him he’d open his mouth to take the straw only for Woo to pull away causing Youngjae to be distraught. With every repetition your son only looked more betrayed and hurt until eventually, he hit a breaking point. During the last one, Woo couldn’t help but laugh at his son’s adorable pout which made your son laugh along only to let out a scream of frustration. Despite not liking to see your son upset you couldn’t help but laugh as well at their antics. You found a longer version of the video which later showed Wooyoung getting a new straw and putting it in his bottle before holding it out to Youngjae who happily took the bottle drinking his milk as his dad wiped the single tear that had fallen onto his face.

Choi Jongho

Jongho had picked up your son from daycare and once in the car, he asked a very important question that was on his mind. “Dad, have you ever seen an elicottero?” Minho asked calmly. Jongho turned to him with a puzzled look as your son repeated his question. Once he realized the confusion he explained, “It’s a new Spanish word my friend taught me.”

“Oh. That’s your mom’s jurisdiction here, why don’t we call her,” Jongho said facetiming you.

“Hi mi vida,” you answered as you answered the call to see your son, “Hey my love.”

“Hey baby, your son has a Spanish question for you,” Jongho explained as began to screen-record, “Go ahead Minho, ask your mom.”

“Mom, have you ever seen an elicottero?” Minho asked.

You somewhat had an idea as to what your son was talking about, but regardless, you asked for further clarification. “How does it go?” you asked. You watched as Minho put his hands together and began to move them up and down as he mimicked the sound of a helicopter. “Is that how it goes?” you asked.

“Yup have you ever seen one, an elicottero?” Minho nodded.

“Yes, I have,” you smiled, “Aver, como se dice helicoptero,” you replied. (Let’s see, how do you say helicoptero)

“Helicotero,” Minho nodded confidently as you and Jongho laughed.

Taglist: @a-soft-hornytiny @little-precious-baby @hyunsuksmygod @seojonneh @perfectlysane24 @nymeriaaa @junglewoos @voidcupidz @anistarr

#dad au #dad!ateez #dad!atz #dad!hongjoong #dad!seonghwa #dad!yunho #dad!yeosang #dad!san #dad!mingi #dad!wooyoung #dad!jongho #kpop imagines #kpop reactions #atz x reader #atz x y/n #ateez x reader #ateez x y/n #Deja-Vux #+xDeja Vux+

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deja-vux · 9 months

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Dad!ATEEZ Introductions

Kim Hongjoong

Age: 36

Marital Status: Married, 10 years

Children(age/gender): Soojin-수진(6/F), Seyoon-세윤(2/M)

Nicknames for his kids: Soojin-Soo, Jinnie, Soojinnie, Soosoo, Princess Seyoon-Yoonie, Yoon, Yoonbear, Little Prince

Park Seonghwa

Age: 36

Marital Status: Married, 12 years

Children(age/gender): Minseok-민석(10/M), Misun-미순(9/F)

Nicknames for his kids: Minseok-Min, Minnie, Mini-Me Misun-Minnie, Sunny, Sunshine

Jeong Yunho

Age: 35

Marital Status: Married, 8 years

Children(age/gender):Hyoyeon-효연(8/F), Hwayoung-화영(5/F)

Nicknames for his kids: Hyoyeon- Hyo, Hyoyeonnie, Little Star Hwayoung-Wawa, Hwa, Nugget

Kang Yeosang

Age: 35

Marital Status: Married, 8 years

Children(age/gender): Eunbyul-은별(5/F), Eunjung-은정(1/F)

Nicknames for his kids: Eunbyul-Eunnie, Byul, Miracle Eunjung-Junnie, Jun, Bubs

Choi San

Age: 35

Marital Status: Engaged~Dating, 8 years

Children(age/gender): Yuri- 유리(9/F), Yoongi-윤기(8/M)

Nicknames for his kids: Yuri-Yuyu, Kitten Yoongi-Yoonie, Monkey

Song Mingi

Age: 35

Marital Status: Married, 8 years

Children(age/gender):Daewon-대원(10/M) & Chaewon-채원(10/F), Daeho-대호(4/M)

Nicknames for his kids: Daewon-Dae, Won, Thing 1 Chaewon-Chae, Wonnie, Thing 2 Daeho-Dae Dae, Thing 3

Jung Wooyoung

Age: 35

Marital Status: Married, 7 years

Children(age/gender): Youngjae-영재(3/M), Yejin-예진(3mo/F) & Yujin-유진(3mo/F)

Nicknames for his kids: Youngjae- Jae, JJ, Lil Boss Yejin-Yeji, Jinnie, Ducky Yujin-Yuji, Yuyu, Chicky

Choi Jongho

Age: 34

Marital Status: Married, 4 years

Children(age/gender): Minho-민호(10/M), Minjoon-민준(3/M)

Nicknames for his kids: Minho-Minnie, Min, Little Moon Minjoon-Min, Joonie, Joon, Ace

#dad!ateez #ateez x reader #ateez x y/n #dad au #park seonghwa imagines #kim hongjoong imagines #jeong yunho imagines #kang yeosang imagines #choi san imagines #song mingi imagines #jung wooyoung imagines #choi jongho imagines #ateez imagine #Deja-Vux #+xdeja vux+

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deja-vux · 1 year

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Forbidden Fruit~The Princess and the Scholar

Word Count: 2.0k+ Warnings: adultery, mentions of death, mentions of suicide, murder, beheading A/N:Gettinng closer and closer to ending this series as there are only to more left. I know I’ve been gone for awhile so hopefully my writing skills aren’t to rusty. Hope you guys enjoy :) Reincarnate Masterlist KPOP Masterlist

79 AD

The princess ran through the palace halls out to the courtyard and towards the garden as the servants attempted to chase after her. As they neared her she ducked under the bridge using a tree as her shield placing a hand over her mouth to keep quiet. She couldn’t help but bite her lip stifling a giggle as she heard their voices grow silent the farther they ran. As soon as they were gone she immediately got back up only to collide with someone's chest. Slightly dazed and confused, she looked up to find one of the scholar's interns in front of her. Her eyes widened as they made eye contact before she pretended to be in pain holding the side of her head accompanied by multiple “ows”. The young man couldn't help but raise an eyebrow as she peeked back up at him to see if he reacted. Afraid he might rat her out she excused herself before turning to leave only to slip on the mud of the river bend. Just as she began to fall she felt a hand wrap around her forearm pulling her back. She looked up at his nonchalant expression, her heart racing as she realized the proximity between them. She cleared her throat, pulled her arm from his grasp, and dusted herself off. “Thank you for saving but I’m afraid I'll have to cut our interaction short,” she said before running off as the servant's voice began to return. The young man made his way back to the path as they approached looking tired and out of breath. The leader of the pack turned to him panting as he asked for the princess’s whereabouts he simply shook his head causing them to groan as they continued their chase. The young man couldn’t help but smirk.

In the following weeks as he continued his studies around the palace he watched the mischievous princess and her antics from freeing a chicken claiming to want to feed it, stealing a bow and arrows from the arsenal to practice shooting, solving the scholars’ punishment riddles for the interns, and stealing a horse to ride into the village for the lunar new year celebration sending everyone into a panic. Curious to see how the last would play out he followed her into the village wondering what had gotten the princess so worked up. He unmounted his horse before walking into the streets that were bursting with life. Having spent his entire life either on the road or inside palace walls he too was amazed by the scenery unfolding before him, that was until he felt someone collide with him. He looked down to find the princess dressed as a commoner, the pair gazing into the eyes of the other until palace guards could be heard nearby causing her to panic. Swiftly he pulled them into a small alleyway covering her with his body and her mouth with his hand using his other hand to hold a finger to his lips. As the voices faded he slowly pulled his hand away looking behind him. As he turned back he realized their current position was pulling away as he felt a sudden bashfulness but didn't show it. The princess on the other hand felt her stomach do flips as she attempted to steady her breathing and calm the rising blush on her cheeks. Just as he was about to walk away he felt her gentle and shy touch against the tip of his fingers. “You’ve saved me from trouble twice now and I don’t even know your name to thank you formally,” she requested.

“It’s Song Mingi, your majesty and there is no need to. Just try not to get caught next time,” he replied, nervous to turn back.

“Well Song Mingi now that you’re my accomplice would you care to join me? I promise not to tell,” she smiled at him cheekily.

Unable to deny her, he agreed, immediately getting pulled towards the center of the celebration where the smell of food and the sound of music was accompanied by people dancing and paper lanterns filled the sky with warmth as night approached. The pair laughed and danced hopping from different merchant tents to enjoy the games and food. Eventually, as it became dark Mingi led the princess outside the village to a nearby hill. The two sat under the cherry blossom as Mingi handed her a wrapped dessert. She thanked him, unwrapping the small cake delicately before taking a bite. Just as she was about to finish the first firework could be heard in the distance. She was startled at first but once she saw the vibrant colors lit up the sky she quickly climbed the tree to get a better view. Mingi couldn’t help but be mesmerized by her free spirit. As she tried to get back down she slipped. As the princess braced for the impact she soon found herself in the arms of the young scholar who could only manage a soft chuckle. “I’m starting to think that saving you isn’t by coincidence anymore,” he joked as he set her down gently. She simply blushed. The two returned to the palace with Mingi helping her sneak back in. Just as she was about to slide her door closed Mingi stopped her. He cupped her face gently moving her bangs to the side with his thumb making her timidly look toward the ground. “I hope to spend more moments like this with you,” he confessed.

“I hope to as well,” she smiled warmly.

Mingi closed the gap between their lips and pressed against one another in a gentle kiss. As he pulled away he smiled warmly gently holding her chin. “Let that be a mark of my word till next time, your majesty,” he smiled warmly before placing a soft peck on her lips then her forehead and heading back to his quarters. The princess slid her door closed before faintly touching her lips. As the days went by she focused on her studies as Mingi had taken the helm of teaching her lessons. The king was ecstatic that his wild daughter’s spirit had been tamed little did he know it was stronger than ever as the scholar and princess fell deeper and deeper for one another as the weeks went on. Years passed and the princess now turned queen gave birth to a beautiful son. Even as the cherry blossoms continued their ever-going cycle so did the queen’s meeting with the right hand of the head scholar. As the New Year festivities commenced the queen snuck off as usual this time unaware of the shadow lurking behind her. Right on schedule, she met Mingi on the bridge of their first encounter with her son before they snuck out to enjoy the celebration like they did every year. As they disappeared in the distance the king turned to his servant. “Follow them and tell me everything. Something leads me to believe my wife is nothing but a wench and that the crowned prince’s blood is tainted with that of a trashy commoner,” he states coldly.

Per usual they enjoyed their time in the village ending with watching the fireworks near the palace on the same hill she and Mingi did years ago. As they finished Soweon gave a small yawn curling up in his father’s arms as his mother gently brushed the hair from his face. “We should head back,” Mingi suggested, “before they suspect anything. That and I must leave early today for Seongju.”

“How long will you be gone this time?” she asks.

“7 Days and I’ll return. I promise,” he brushed the hair from her face kissing her forehead.

“We’ll miss you,” she smiled as his lips pressed against her skin.

“As will I but I promise one day we’ll run away as we planned. There are just some final touches I need to finish,” he explained as she hummed in response.

Mingi left not long after dropping them off, a day later the queen was summoned. As she reached the throne room she was shoved to the ground by one of the guards causing Soweon to run towards his mother only for a blade to be held against him causing him to halt. Despite the panic settling in her heart, the queen kept her composure as she quelled her son’s growing fear. Just as his tears became silent the king walked out followed by his vice premier staring at the queen coldly before striking her across the face. “How dare you deceive me for so long you wench. What would your father say if he saw you now?” The queen remained silent ignoring his antagonizing comments only returning his cold gaze. “Silence won’t save you anymore. Both you and the bastard will die and I’ll make sure your lover boy won’t be able to save you either,” he grinned maliciously. Fear filled the queen’s veins and she turned towards her boy. As the two locked eyes mouthed the word “Run” as she attacked the guard stealing his sword and holding it to the king. She kept them distracted as the boy snuck past the palace walls and made his way toward Seongju. As soon as she knew her son had made it out she dropped her weapon knowing it was pointless to continue.

No time was wasted as she was knocked to the ground as shackles were added to her wrist and ankles. As the days passed by the queen was tortured by flogging, starvation, and more each punishment rendering her more and more helpless not to mention weaker by the minute. By then words of the prince’s disappearance had spread making its way to the counties all around the kingdom. As soon as Mingi received the news he quickly made his way back toward the palace despite the rain and not knowing what awaited him. As he stormed to the palace he was shocked by the greeting on display. The queen dressed in what was once a pure white hanbok was now stained with blood sweat and tears. She stood still as the light in her eyes faded. Mingi called out to her as he brought his horse to a halt quickly dismounting it. She looked up at him as the fire began to rekindle but just as she was in his reach she fell limply into the arms of her savior. Tears threatened to spill as he attempted to awaken her. As he shook her and patted her face sobbing her name a vile fell from her hands rolling off until hitting the foot of the king as he clicked his tongue in disappointment. “Taking the coward’s way out now, she'll never be able to join the ancestors in the afterlife. What a shame,” he shook his head.

“What did you do?” Mingi seethed through gritted teeth as rage fueled him .

“What did I do? No it’s what you did,” the king scoffed, “You tainted her mind then her just to gain something you will never have.”

“You’re a monster, how could you do this to your wife let alone the mother of your child,” he exclaimed.

“We all know he isn’t mine. Don’t worry your son will soon join her,”he chuckled.

“No, leave the boy alone please he’s innocent take me instead,” Mingi pleaded.

“Why not just have all 3 of you,” he smirked.

2021

“The king’s guard cut off the scholar’s head with his sword and the crowned prince was never to be seen again, presumed dead. Rumor states though the son continued his life as a commoner telling the tale of his parent’s love story across the villages. Nowadays the story has many diffe-,” Y/N read silently until she bumped into someone turning the corner of the aisle in the library. She peeked up at the man with doe eyes before dropping her book to hold her head, “Oww,” she dragged out rubbing her head as the man chuckled. She watched as he picked it up and handed it to her.

“You better watch where you're going, you might hurt yourself next time. Are you okay?” he jokes.

“I think so but I’ll have to wait and see. I think it’s bruising,” she says.

“Well if you want me to save you instead of accidentally hurting you my name is Song Mingi,” he says, holding out his hand.

“L/N Y/N, nice to meet you,'' she smiled, shaking his hand gently.

Taglist: @a-soft-hornytiny @little-precious-baby @hyunsuksmygod @seojonneh @perfectlysane24 @nymeriaaa @junglewoos @voidcupidz @anistarr

#mingi imagines #song mingi imagines #mingi x reader #mingi x y/n #song mingi x reader #song mingi x y/n #ateez imagine #ateez au #ateez x reader #ateez x y/n #kpop imagines #non idol au #royalty au #Reincarnation AU #kpop headcanons #+xDeja Vux+#Deja-Vux

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deja-vux · 1 year

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If you like to look over their summaries click HERE. Will do this voting like knockout rounds.

-SFW Chapters-

@a-soft-hornytiny @yoheyyosup @little-precious-baby @paigeeastman @f4iryho0n @hyunsuksmygod @black-rose-29 @marsophilia @jo-hwaberry @yoheyyosup @purplelady85 @ignoretheskies @yungisstar1117 @sunshinehanjisung @bonbonhwa @pass-to-inseong93 @kimsaerom @teti-menchon0604

-General🔞

@perfectlysane24 @serialee @byunparklimchoi

#deja-vux #deja talks #deja polls #pyba #ayn #stm #sn #btb #deja vux #+xdeja vux+#deja updates

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deja-vux · 2 years

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ITS DAHYUN TIME 😊 (Dahyun early birthday surprise)

Twice 4th World Tour-III Encore D-2 20220515

#twice #twice encore #dahyun #dahyun time #deja vux #+xdeja vux+#kim dahyun

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deja-vux · 2 years

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Dad!ATEEZ:Pregnancy Prank

A/N: Requested by @fix0nbb via private message. I’m so sorry it took so long to finish but I hope you enjoy it, I really loved this idea so I wanted try and make each one different.

Kim Hongjoong

You and Hongjoong had been having a prank war for the last 2 weeks and no matter how hard you tried he always seemed to beat you when it came to getting a reaction out of each other but hopefully, this one would get him. One of your friends who had been helping you plan your pranks had seen someone buy a fake positive pregnancy test and used that. You were convinced and bought so now here you were setting the bathroom up to make it look like you had forgotten about hiding it. By the time Hongjoong came home, you were feeding Soojin. He walked in greeting the two of you before heading to the bathroom to shower. The first he noticed was the dropper on the sink. Although his conscience told him not to worry he decided to investigate. His first instinct was to look in the trash but then he saw a wrapper behind it as if you had missed the bin. He picked it up carefully, pulling out the test and checking it. Before you knew it all you could hear was the muffled noise of things falling most likely him as well causing your daughter to be startled. “I think daddy found it,” you said peering over your daughter’s head in slight concern, “Joongie are you okay?”

You heard him as he began to scramble through the hallway, “Yes I’m fine but you’re pregnant?!” he said wide-eyed.

“What are you talking about?” you questioned innocently.

“The test in the bathroom” he huffed out of breath.

You raised a brow before getting up to head to the bathroom finding the clutter he left behind. You picked up the mock pregnancy test carefully scratching off the second line before coming out, “You mean this negative one,” you stated. You couldn’t help but laugh at his shocked expression.

“Wait, was this a prank?” he questioned and all you could do was nod, “I could have sworn it was real.”

“Yeah the test is pretty convincing,” you said, giving him a comforting hug.

“Well yeah but also cause you’re late,” he stated this caused you to be the one in shock.

At first, you thought he was trying to mess with you but when you did the math he was right and you were never late. The concern was enough to go get actually tested the day after and fair enough it was positive.

Park Seonghwa

Seonghwa was preparing dinner when you decided to play a little prank on him. Considering you had no time to prepare and were going on a whim you just pretended to gag as the smell of his cooking went into the living room. Too focused Seonghwa failed to notice until you walked into the kitchen attempting to push the smoke his way with a paper plate before going to open a window. “Come on Hwa at least open the window. Don’t get me wrong, I love your cooking but sometimes it smells too strong.” This made his ears perk up looking up at you with an analyzing stare.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” you stated confused.“When was the last time you had your period?” he asked calmly, turning down the flames.

“Almost 3 weeks ago, why?”

“Cause the only time you were sensitive to my cooking was when you were pregnant with Minnie,” he deduced, “That and not to mention last time we had some alone time we did get a bit ahead of ourselves,” he said, turning off the burner.

He walked over to you pulling you close before feeling your forehead to make sure you weren’t running a fever. “I don’t have a fever, it just smells strong in here,” you chuckled, almost forgetting the point of your prank due to his tenderness. It didn’t take long for you to give up your failed charade. Unfortunately for you, karma would come to bite you in the butt the next morning when you woke up and ran to the bathroom. Seonghwa wasn’t long behind holding your hair out of the way as what you believed to be food poisoning began to take over. It wouldn’t be until you were at the ER with Seonghwa that you’d find out your prank was only foreshadowing your current predicament that you were indeed expecting. “Guess you were right,” you chuckled, shaking your head slightly.“Technically you were too in a way. Plus it would have happened again eventually,” he teased pulling you close as you blushed.

Jeong Yunho

You had joined Yunho while he was filming for their latest comeback. Your daughter was currently watching her dad and uncles get ready with hair and makeup. She happily sat on her father’s lap playing with the rings on his fingers. He smiled softly, pushing her hair gently out of her face, enjoying the moment until his parents arrived to pick her up to babysit. That moment would come sooner than later as you came over to take her from his arms much to his disappointment. He pouted softly as he watched you take her outside the sound stage towards the entrance with her car seat and bag in tow. When you returned he couldn’t help but feel the same way he did when he wanted to start a family with you. He couldn’t tell if it was how simple you made motherhood look or that Hyoyeon was growing too fast for him but the idea of expanding your family once more infiltrated his mind. Once you reached him he wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you onto his lap. You couldn’t help but giggle at his sudden neediness as he rubbed circles into your hip with his thumb and nuzzled his head in the crook of your neck not caring about his makeup. 'What's gotten into you?’ you smiled softly, playing with his hair, careful not to mess it up.

“Yeah, I get that the babysitters came to take your kid but can’t you wait till after filming to get busy,” Wooyoung teased only to be smack in the back of the head by Seonghwa, “What was that for?”

“Let them be,” Seonghwa said before going back to his seat.

Yunho would occasionally press kisses against your jaw and neck before pulling away his eyes dark. “What if we try for baby number 2?” Yunho whispered so that the 2 of you could hear as he played with your fingers. You couldn’t help but smile at the thought.

“What if I already am?” you teased.

“Are you serious?!” he ecstatically jumped from his seat holding onto you.

“Why do you think Hyo has been so clingy lately?” you raised a brow.

Yunho couldn’t help the smile that grew on his face but before you could get any farther with your charade you broke character admitting the truth that you weren’t. Although he was slightly upset he was glad to be able to fulfill the proposal he had made just a few minutes earlier. You bit your lip and before you could respond to eagerness someone else spoke up. “She's pregnant,” Jongho said nonchalantly, causing everyone in the room to turn towards you two. Both you and Yunho looked at one another with shocked expressions.

“I thought you said you were joking,” Yunho asked, confused.

“I was,” you responded, “Why do you say that?” you turned towards Jongho.

“You’ve been more tired lately and haven’t been eating much just like my girl did with Minho,” he explained.

“Look at him, the maknae is all grown up,” San teased.

In order to confirm Jongho’s theory, you two bought a pregnancy test right after shooting, and low and behold the maknae was right.

Kang Yeosang

You were hanging out with the boys during rehearsals when the manager approached you to help in pranking the boys into thinking you were sick to see how they’d react. Let’s just say it didn’t take much convincing. Before you knew it Eunbyul was with an assistant while they gave you the run down and got you ready for your Oscar-worthy performance. Once ready they waited for the group to come to set. You sat in your seat to the side with Eunbyul in her stroller next to you. At first, the boys started their shoot until you got up once you got your cue scurrying to the back of the room. The boys watched with concern, with Yeo being the most worried. Immediately without a second thought, they called a quick pause as Yeosang followed after you with Wooyoung who went to snoop around. When they approached you they found you leaning against the wall taking deep breaths through your nose. Quickly they decided to take you towards the bathroom noting your pale complexion. Halfway there you shook your head telling them to stop. Unfortunately for Wooyoung, he persisted which caused him to be the victim of the fake vomit in your mouth as you released it, some of it falling into his hands causing him to freeze in shock. You were quick to apologize genuinely feeling bad after watching him pull both his lips inwards closing his eyes as he tried to ignore the concoction in his hands. “It’s okay,” he managed to get out before making his way to the restroom with it to dump it and wash his hands. Yeosang was quick to take you to the restroom and help you clean up before going to clean up the mess on the floor with Seonghwa as he sent Mingi to get you some water and some crackers.

Once done he met up with you to check in and see how you were feeling. You assured him you were fine now that you had just been feeling a bit queasy since the morning. “You don’t think it might be, you know?” he asked.

“I don’t think so,” you respond, “I should be fine for now though. I appreciate you guys stopping for me though I’m sorry if I wasted any time,” she admitted.

“No, you’re fine you know you’re basically family now ok. It’s never time wasted.,” he slightly scolded.

You nodded before returning to the boys and Eunbyul who was currently playing with Yunho. After assuring you were fine the manager and assistant came out clapping much to the boys’ confusion before revealing that it had been a prank. Most of them laughed it off minus Wooyoung who was still traumatized from cleaning the fake vomit off his hands. “That’s what you get for being nosy,” Hongjoong joked as the others laughed. After they continued with their day it wouldn’t be until their Music Bank when fiction turned into reality. When the boys returned from their set they were shocked to find you missing from the dressing room. The manager revealed that you had gone out in need of fresh air and hadn’t come back yet assuming you had gone to one of the nearby convenience stores. When you returned Yeosang was relieved to find you both safe. You explained your sudden uneasiness after lunch along with your suspicion after your sudden sensitive taste and smell. When confused about where you were going with your explanation you held up the recently bought and used positive test. You watched as his eyes grew and his smile widened. “For real this time?” he asked.

“For real this time,” you replied.

Choi San

The two of you had come back from having dinner with his parents when San brought up the idea of baby number two. As you set Yuri in her crib and set up the baby monitor he couldn’t help but think about what his parents said during dinner about how it’d be nice for Yuri to have a friend to grow up with. As you shut the door to the nursery gently San was quick to pin you against the wall across from it. You couldn’t help but bite your lip as your husband's eagerness began to show. “You know I was thinking about what my parents said earlier and I think I agree. Yuri should have a friend. She’d make a great older sister,” he smiled warmly.

“Good thing she’ll be one soon then,” you returned, causing a confused expression to fall on his face as you pulled away.

“Wait a minute, you never touched the wine tonight,” he responded mostly to himself before you nodded, “Wait are you?”

“Maybe,” you shrugged softly.

“It’s a yes or no woman. Either you have a baby in you already or I will give you another one tonight,” he said.

You couldn't help but laugh at his need for a solid answer so instead of continuing the ambiguity you confessed only to be thrown over San’s shoulder. Despite the protest that you could walk, San insisted on carrying you. The light peeked through the curtains the next morning but instead of hearing birds chirp San was instead greeted by you battling morning sickness. At first, he had feared it was food poisoning until he remembered you both had eaten the same thing. As he thought of every possible cause they were all for the most part immediately shot down, that was until the light bulb in his brain sparked. “I know you were joking last night but are you sure you’re not pregnant?” he asked.

“I don’t think so but I don’t see what’s wrong with testing,” you admitted.

A 10-minute run to the convenience and a 5-minute process later you were able to find out your result was positive, San couldn’t help but gleam at the sign of both lines. “I guess your instinct is just that he smirked softly having had a feeling for a bit now.

Song Mingi

You and Mingi had been on a staycation the past week and although it may have been nice to relax and spend time with Mingi and the twins, you also quickly ran out of things to do having gotten all the fun and major things down first. The boredom had gotten so bad that you and Mingi had started a prank war with each other. As you were planning the perfect plan the twins would not part from you no matter how hard you tried. Almost as if on cue a lightbulb lit in your head as you picked up Chaewon from the floor to get snacks ready with Daewon close behind. As they ate yo9u grabbed the nearly empty mayonnaise container and cleaned it out before filling it with two pudding packets immediately hiding the evidence. This time you would let Mingi’s belief in old superstitions be your weapon. As the twins ate their snack you began to eat your fake mayonnaise as Mingi walked in, having been looking for you guys after working on some music. He smiled greeting the twins before turning towards you to do the same until he stopped dead in his tracks. “What the heck are you eating babe?” he asked in shock.

“I don't know I kinda just had a craving,” you shrugged.

“Babe, baby, jagi,” he said, getting closer and closer before wrapping his arms around you, “When people get cravings they want chocolate, chips, a burger, pasta, or any normal dish not mayonnaise straight out the jar,” he exclaimed holding your face.

“What it’s good,” You defended before taking another spoonful of pudding.

You watched as he scanned your face before going to get your daughter. As he tried to pick her up she immediately leaned away from him towards you whining until you took her from him. He tested it with Daewon as well only for him to do the same. The silence before he spoke was thick, almost as if he had been in deep thought. “You’re pregnant again aren’t you,” he said calmly.

“What?!” you acted confusing

“Cravings and the kids are clingy only to you, you’re pregnant,” he repeated.

“Where is this coming from?” you asked in disbelief that it worked.

“My mom says that when your children are clingy to the mother it’s because they can sense that a baby will be joining the family. That and your sudden infatuation with mayo what else would it be?” he explained.

“I’m not pregnant,” you stated nonchalantly.

“Fine, then let’s take a test to prove me wrong,” he shrugged.

You agreed knowing it’d be negative unfortunately for you, superstition was on your husband’s side making you the loser of this bet and dumbfounded that your prank had backfired on you.

Jung Wooyoung

The boys were on tour when you came to visit. Let’s just say you weren’t surprised to find out that Wooyoung was behind a lot of the backstage pranks. It only made the boys asking you to prank him back that much funnier. While he was playing with Youngjae you decided to enact your plan. You left, leaving your phone on the table when it rang. Usually, Woo wouldn’t be one to answer but when he saw the caller ID say ‘Doctor’ he answered more out of worry than to snoop. He picked up the phone as the automatic message began to play. You watched as Woo’s jaw dropped when you walked in. He immediately turned around staring at you looking down at your stomach before looking up to make eye contact with you. You watched as he mouthed with wide eyes, “You’re pregnant?” with raised brows. You tilted your head pretending to act clueless as he hung up. “You thought you were pregnant and didn’t tell me,” he whined causing you to stifle a laugh, “Don’t laugh at me this is a serious matter Y/N. Say sike right now if you guys are joking,” he said, noting the others' expressions. By then you couldn’t hold back your laughter any longer being the first to break character before the others.

“I’m sorry but that was just too good,” San said, coming over to pat his friend’s shoulder.

“Wait, I don't trust you guys. We’re taking a test now,” Wooyoung stated, now serious as he was when you went into labor with Youngjae.

“You have a show to put on, we don't have time for that,” you shook your head softly at his impatience.

“No right now one of the crew members can run and grab one at a nearby store because prank or not my gut is telling me we have to do it,” he insisted.

You gave in to his wishes doing it as soon as their last set ended. All of you waited patiently for the result and despite believing 100% in your mind that it’d end up negative you still felt nervous. Alas, the timer rang and you got up to inspect the pregnancy test only to end up with the same reaction Woo had to your prank. “Ha I was right and you thought I was joking,” Woo said, claiming his victory.

“How did you?” you questioned.

“I had a dream about but I wasn’t gonna bring it up till later just in case you know,” he shrugged wiggling his eyebrows causing you to blush.

Choi Jongho

You and Jongho were out grocery shopping when you decided to play a prank on him. As you went up and down the aisles you waited until you got near the pharmacy section slowly trailing behind him. As you scanned the shelves you found what you were looking for. You grabbed the box casually tossing it into the cart he was pushing. At first, he hadn’t noticed as he carried on minding his business. It wouldn't be until you two had stopped at the next aisle that he would notice when it was his turn to put something in. You bit your lip as you tried to hold back your laughter as he stopped dead in his tracks and turned your way. He yanked the box out before turning towards you, your face now puzzled as you attempted to hide your emotions. “Babe did you do this?” he asked.

“Do what?” you asked innocently.

“Are you, you know?” he shrugged, “Pregnant” his voice now in a whisper, eyes wide.

“I didn’t put it in there” you replied normally.

“Then who was it? It wasn’t me,” he slightly panicked.

You shrugged, eventually breaking character once you saw his eyes about ready to burst out, a complete 180 from the calm and collected maknae you had grown to love so much. You explained your harmless prank to him before watching him turn to look back at the box almost as if contemplating. He looked back and forth between you and the box before narrowing his eyes at you. “You know what we're taking it I don't trust you,” he said before tossing it back in the cart and wrapping his arm around you rushing you both towards check out. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at his antics. “I'm not pregnant it was a joke,” you explained, convinced he was making you do this out of spite that was until you got home and got the results. “Are you sure you were joking?” he teases as your jaw hung at the sight of the positive pregnancy test.

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