#'you need to register-' no you fucking dont

[actual-corpse]

It's so frustrating watching people incorrectly (and very confidently) talk about things you know well.

I'm watching CinnamonToastKen's To Catch A Predator reactions and like... Some of the predators are like, "It's not illegal to fantasize."

You're right. FANTASY is completely legal (doesn't make it acceptable). It gets ILLEGAL when REAL-life people (children) get involved. Through pictures, videos, etc. When you SHOW UP AT THAT HOUSE, it shows a CLEAR intent to do SOMETHING... They are aware they are talking to a minor (decoy) and make the decision to meet this minor.

#i also have VERY intense feelings for copyright law #'you need to register-' no you fucking dont #you register a trademark #the ONLY people who register a copyright are people with big money #MOST of the time #your OC is legally protected when you can prove you drew it up first/independently of the copycat #i also have no sympathy for fanartists who sell the fan art (OUTSIDE OF COMMISIONS) #selling Mickey Mouse ears is illegal #Selling Hazbin Hotel enamel pins is illegal #you are not legally allowed to PROFIT fron copyrighted materials #im surprised #that I dont see many cases against (i.e RedBubble) artists #maybe because a creator either doesnt care. or is too big to notice a small fry infringing copyright #dont get into financial ruin #sell original works... you have the talent #its really fucking sketchy if I see you're selling bigger copyrighted characters... bc... who knows who else you may be stealing from #and normally Id encourage stealing from Disney #but not at the risk of financial ruin at the hands of Micheal Mouse in court #bruh

[sideboot]

In the 2011 article where Professor Schaverien publically debuts her concept of boarding school syndrome she has this fucking line, “For the first time in their life the child may be in a situation where there is no intimate contact; no love,” which pulled the ripcord right out of my spine.

Roy’s potential trauma at boarding school isn’t just about the environment he was in but the home that he was deprived of.  Roy was nine years old and there was nobody around him who loved him.

His grandfather’s death wasn’t just a tragedy.  It wasn’t just being deprived of anymore time with him or a lack of closure from being unable to say good-bye.  It was the Kent family losing an adult man who could drive and had a car.

When Roy was sent away his parents would have understood that Roy’s grandfather was going to be around to help.  He could visit Roy himself or he could take over childcare duties for Roy’s sister, so that Roy’s parent’s could make the trip.

Then there is the extra financial and scheduling flexibility that is inherent of an additional adult.  Working, retired, it doesn’t matter.  There was one more person in the family whose job it was to help take care of everyone, and by extension Roy.

Now Roy’s family is not only dealing with grief and arrangements, it might now be impossible for there to be frequent subsequent visits from the family.  It could have been very hard for Roy to make it home for the funeral.  Roy might have missed holiday’s he expected to be at home because there was no one to provide transportation.

Roy spending so much time with Phoebe may be a commitment made in deliberate response to the trauma of this event.  Phoebe is six in season one, so by season three she’s almost at the age Roy was when he went away.  Roy might find it incredibly important that he and his sister are able to provide Phoebe a childhood with not only financial security, but adults that are physically present in her life who do not have to send her away. 

From the subplot of Roy smothering Keeley, we know that Roy’s expresses  affection by being physically present with his loved ones.  He has no innate grasp that people can max out on time with the people he love.

He seems to experience a deep feeling of rejection at the idea that he would leave Keeley to go on vacation without her, as opposed to spending his time at home even if only one of them is not working.

I always stumbled at how strongly Roy reacted to Keeley suggesting he vacation by himself, especially after how easily he suggested canceling the entire thing.  I think Keeley, after being the one to push Roy towards punditry, was trying to give him permission and encouragement to do things for himself.  This is something that she herself has often needed.

But I think Roy’s takeaway emotionally was that Keeley was proposing, essentially, that it would be relaxing for Roy to abandon his girlfriend,  and that she herself was unbothered by the idea of their separation.

The entirety of his latest plotline is a showcase of the depths he will go to in order to avoid being left.  He broke up with Chelsea and Keeley.  He categorically cannot risk giving that which he cares about the chance to leave him first.

#my post #roy kent #ted lasso #ted lasso show #ted lasso tv #my meta #meta #character analysis #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BOARDING SCHOOL SYNDROME #HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP WITH ANALYSIS OF THE CANON ERA CHARACTER #roy not being able to say no i dont want to go to marbella because subconsciously #there was no option to say no i dont want to go to sunderland #it was what his family needed #it was for football something that roy loved. #roy realizing theres this deep chasm in how he and keeley are emotionally experiencing this moment #and him registering it in a gap of how much they love each other #as opposed to you know #they are two different people who have different needs and experience and express love differently #i have been the person in the relationship who is like sorry i need you to show me whythis time away would be a big deal what is happening

[irkedisaac]

prey is so funny. yes one of my completely ordinary and normal human abilities is to move at 300% speed while being totally unable to tire

#prey 2017 #combat focus is transparently the best ability in this game #ha ha hee hee i dont need any alien superpowers i can just sprint at mach fuck across the station #oh theres a nightmare here? bye im literally already two full sectors away #whats that you say? i HAVE to kill the nightmare? ok lemme use this shotgun like a fucking machine gun while it can't move #and also like actual stealth purposes - you moving faster than the detection meter can register you is very handy #its like bend time in dishonored just so easily the best power #give me a time stop and ill give you up to 8 corpses and an unexplainable burglary

[chaos-coming]

Ugh my family here is so unreliable

#theyre all the literal biggest flakes #and allergic to communication #let me just not tell you about these important documents you need to register until after youre in trouble with the govt #and lets not give you the letter until the very day before you leave for vacation sp you get 8 business hours to collect signatures #and get an appointment with the govt office #even though we all knew this was A Thing because we did it for your sister 2 years ago. but just decided you dodnt need to know #thanks guys i cant rely on yall for anything #now i wont have time to go to work and get a haircut and do all my packing/shopping tomorrow #because i have to spend the whole day doing got bs that could have been entirely avoided if anybody had told me this document #fucking exists #this so frustrsting and its like the 8th time theyvd done something like this to mr #the people in this country are too coddled they dont know the concept of proactive action #just wait till youre on fire before telling you they had flame resistant clothes you could have been wearing this whole time

[fuckingarataswespeak]

let's go ireland!

#Lost my medical card because apparently we have too much money #which girl.. thats not true #you have to be like so ridiculously poor to get one now #and now I can't afford my arthritis medication because its too expensive now that i dont have my medical card #well i actually lost my card because it expired but i couldnt get another one #even on medical grounds #which is fucking ridiculous because i have a lifelong disability that requires very expensive medication #and my mom got us an on an emergency 3 month drugs-payment-scheme which basically caps the amount we can spent per month on medication #which is still not an insignificant amount #and it ran out a while ago and she's been asking me to register for the scheme myself for ages because now because apparently its a problem #that im over 16 so we need to use my email not hers so i have to register #and ive been putting it off for agessssss #because im doing so much in school with the play and everything #and i took the day off today and was feelign sore so it reminded me to apply #and ohhh myyyy godddd #apparently because i'm not 18 i can't apply for it but because my mom's medical card hasn't expired yet she's not able to apply for me #and she's scared of losing it cause she also has 35443 serious health problems #so fuck ireland #im unhappy with you and i hope someone kicks all your teeth in #also whoever denied my medical card application wakes up covered in piss this morning

[doctorwhoisadhd]

octave keys are so stupid. why would you do that to yourself

#the answer is because flute is the only instrument for which an octave/register key is made COMPLETELY redundant by the way in which the #instrument functions. whereas LITERALLY every other woodwind needs something to facilitate the overblown interval #(aka make higher notes sound less Fucking Gross) because fundamentally the way the flute does octaves is completely not a thing on other #woodwinds. This fucking blows #pun intended. #listen i just dont like that the thumb key doesnt function in a lowkey nonsensical way #like put it back the flute was here first you ALL came from flute (xcept the bassoon the bassoon is weird and doesnt use the boehm system) #but ALL OF THE REST OF YOU BASTARDS. GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND STOP DOING THINGS IN A WAY THAT IS EASY AND STRAIGHTFORWARD AND SENSICAL #this has been: rorys ''WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE FLUTE SO WEIRD'' hour tune in again next time for im sure more of This #ari opinion hour

[dykefaggotry]

being the only trainer at work that actually does my job is actually making me genuinely homicidal bc i cannot be there for every single trainee’s shift every single time and if i have to come in to one more shift where they’re not where they’re supposed to be bc whoever was on with them their last few shifts slacked off i’m gonna start murdering.

#like DOOOO. YOUR JOB. #the other two trainers just refuse to train and just stay on register all day and like. dont fucking do anything #and then when a trainee needs to train on register (we're supposed to have 2-4 shifts per position) #they dont fucking let them so then they get put weeks behind sometimes #like esp the high schoolers that can only work weekends #like im ready to kill them #i really really want two of my coworkers to get trainer certified bc theyre fucking excellent but they arent v confident in themselves #that theyd be able to #and im like please i already trust you more than the other trainers here please get paid more for doing what youre already doing

[whitefangz]

there is legit nothing more annoying than dog owners who bring their dog everywhere (and im not talking about service dogs or certified esas so dont get in my notes about that) like bringing it to fucking safeway and target and then their dog is the most untrained annoying animal in the world. like do you see the sign that says no pets and think this does not apply to me. last semester there was a girl in my marine bio class who brought her pet dog constantly and one time it shit on the floor like. why do you need your dog in class why do you need your dog at the supermarket. i simply dont get it

#thoughts #dont reblog #and if you NEED your dog in those places you can register it as an esa or at the BARE MINIMUM fucking train it ?

[cerealandchoccymilk]

im very hyperfixated on 3ds dev history and hacking rn and i found

bruh language

#im literally 1 step away from finally getting one after 10 years of yearning yippee #theyre so fucking expensive tho im going to cry #thankfully my friend has a bunch of govt money to spare and is willing to help out!??!??! #(disability aid that they dont use bc insurance covers what the money is supposed to be for. love to see it) #its gonna be an amazing feeling to use money from the government to buy something to excessively hack #also thank god i can do this now bc the hacking method thats easiest rn needs eshop #which is ending services next march iirc #i also do want official themes and stuff so #woo! #hoards all the free stuff from eshop #also im gonna dump all my ds carts to the 3ds bc theyre old #i dont want to risk them breaking from wear and not being able to play them ever #i am severely emotionally attached to rhythm heaven ds #i have 2 ds's #one of which has a cartridge reading problem #it doesnt register anythings in the slot half of the time #and the other's headphone jack is broken so you cant hear all of the sound channels. which is kinda important if you want to play rh #idk you probably cant tell im obsessed with this /s

[alastors-wife]

Why do so many "doms" just do shit like choke or degrade you without bothering to give any warning or ask first

#yall make my ass itch WHO RAISED YOU?? HELLO???? #but if i panic and start throwing hands EYE am the one in the wrong #especially if you DONT KNOW SOMEONE holy fucking shit dude #and then these buffoons will make it obvious they dont even know what they're doing #you are funny as fuck if u think im putting my life in your goofy ass hands!! #or when u say u dont know them well enough for them to be doing certain things #and its clear it didnt register in their puny little brains #dating apps are about to be my villain origin story #maybe minding my business was better. maybe i need to revoke coochie privileges to anyone until further notice #the last 2 folks i've met in person had me re-evaluating my life choices like i think this is a sign #like im not about to isolate myself altogether but i am NAWT going to be wasting my time with people who get a little too comfortable #a little too fast #if you've ever wondered if T4T is better the answer is no ♥ praying for u babe!! #maybe im not as adventurous as i'd hoped before and you know what. I'm ok with that #yall annoy the shit out of me #i do NOT have the patience for people with nonexistent communication skills #or a lack of common sense... extremely basic social skills you should've learned in elementary school... #no more. i am FED UP. coochie denied!!!! begone harlot!!!!

[meanderfall]

i have fucked up the knuckles on my right hand so bad, and i didnt even have the pleasure of punching someone

#yesterday: banged the pinky knuckle on the corner of a metal counter #hurt so bad i almost crumpled and had to get ice #doesnt hurt much today but putting any kind of pressure on it WILL make me yell a little. as i discovered today at the register #also using it willy-nilly today was Not Great #Today: i have. managed to scrape the knuckle next to that one and there is a cut #i dont know HOW just that it hurts #and then. somehow managing to snag my index and middle knuckes #i banged them on ANOTHER corner #this time a desk #all of them hurt. i probably need to ice this nonsense #just fuck up your entire right hand you absolute fool

[irkedisaac]

this is a hate post let me be a hater or fuck off

nocturne fucking sucked and was bad. absolutely no plot, no memorable scenes, nothing that happened felt like it meant anything or lead anywhere. the reason that the failtwink unwizard could suddenly do tekken shit? no idea, anyway-[twelve straight scenes of the pink demon sexywoman killing people]

complete nothing of a show where nothing happened.

#castlevania #it was so bad it's funny actually #you could have convinced me that liz bathory was a cool villain #but she didn't do anything i fuckin cared about and had no bearing on the protagonists #explain to me why richter should give a shit right now #give me a good reason for any of this show to happen #and another thing #the singing guy? fucking annoying #yes that's an incredible skill to have and props to that guy for honing it so well #and there were scenes where it worked #but all of those scenes were towards the end #pick a lower fucking register to start at my dude #if you absolutely need to memorialize a fake bird with a song dont start with the clarion notes of a flute being sneezed through #FUCK man i hated it and also watched the whole thing in the hopes it would improve #and it never did #alucard showed up at the end for absolutely no reason #castlevania nocturne spoilers #castlevania nocturne #castlevania spoilers

[theood]

I get why of course but I also really do not care about trying to force people to sign up for rewards and push donations on them and then also force app downloads all to match a quota/set number because some guy in the Big Office said so like. Not to sound like I'm old and hate technology but the fact I've now been on both sides of this 99% of the time I can guarantee you the customer wanted to get out of there 5 minutes ago and nobody likes doing this and if they REALLY wanted to join the rewards program they'd of done it on their own already.

Or.

They're old and ANOTHER app in their name and on their phone is just going to confuse them more. Where I am working now they STOPPED and or are stopping sending out physical coupons like. I don't know who you think your main customers are but not doing mail out coupons for people and or rewards members is making you lose a good chunk of your customers but okay

#like im already being uhm pressured? to Do It More and I was also pushed super heavily yesterday to push our donations even more bc we had #to get rid of them and thats just. its not me man. its technically part of my job but im not a persuasive person i dont have the skills or t #alk to transfer someone to our app. I really truly just want to scan their items and get them out bc thats what 99% of people want sorry #for not Pushing Myself and Going Above And Beyond #it's like. Im selling warranty's wrong. And I get that one more but also. People dont really want to spend more money. I ask if they would #like to purchase a warranty to protect the item. But thats wrong amd I need to be saying its a Total Protection Plan and a Money Back #Guarantee and covers Everything. Oh and yeah its almost half the product. Yeah ik those headphones were 6.99 um the warranty is 20.00 dollar #s. Yeah. Oh also join our app. Are you an app user? Yeah everything's on our app you need to download it. Nothings physical anymore. LOL! Al #so can you donate today? Donate. Donate now we NEED to get rid of these. No we can't just give them away!! We can't profit from that! LOL! #elias.wip #ig it's that #capitalism is a hellscape and sorry for being a peak doesnt want to work entitled zoomer who doesnt care and only wants to do the bare #minimum but I just..... I dont want to do this. no one does and also some people just arent persuasive and that shouldn't mean i cant work #there. the quota shouldn't rely on Just Me. It should be achievable if even one worker is doing it. #idk -_- maybe im just a bad worker actually and I'll never make it in a corporate setting and i should just go into fast food and want t #o kill myself everyday instead but then I'm not pushed to upsell products and services as much #i was made to download the app to be 'able to help new members' i dont fucking shop here/i/ didnt want it. #maybe this is just my depression lol! and I'm just not motivated enough but man. if youre gonna have me on register again all day just let m #e make the idel small talk and 'do tou want a bag :)? Havw a nice day!' and not. pushing 3 different things to every customer

[inmirova]

cannot wait to show up to work tomorrow and like lose my mind if anyone asks me how my two days off were. fuck all the other reasons, I should be able to get my mood stabilizers represcribed without finding a new psychiatrist for the sake of literally every single person I'm going to encounter tomorrow

#me on two days no sleep and corticosteroids and in massive debt: if anyone says a drink i made is wrong ill kill them dead #not if i genuinely made a mistake but like not for nothing i very rarely do that people just dont know what theyre ordering #so i will be biting heads off. #like idec if youre like oh this doesnt taste right but youre nice about it but they almost never are and i wont be nice back #theyre like I WANT THIS MADE RIGHT THIS DRINK I ORDERED WITH NO ICE EXTRA MILK IS MILKYYYYYYYY #like oh my god fine ill remake it (now entirely decaf) with an extra shot since you refuse to pay for more at the register #and tbh if you were just like 'hey so sorry to bother you but this doesnt taste as strong as usual' #id probably pull an extra (actually caffeinated if you ordered it that way) shot for you and put it in your drink for free #and just be like 'just so you know x shots is standard but w the extra milk you might want to order 1-3 extra in it to compensate next time' #because fuck if ill suffer a repeat offender we have one dude who orders his drink wrong every day & hes so nice but i refuse to make it #i see his sticker and im like hey can someone come help and make this #bc he'll pull you off your bar for like 5-10 minutes minimum. we have a lady who does that too but she doesnt come in as often #her record is 45 minutes before i had to intervene and pull the barista out of there and be like 'sorry i need them to do their training!' #i wouldve stopped that convo earlier but i was doing stuff in the back of house and didnt know

[funshape]

if they had tumblr in spongebob times

🧽 bubbleblowingbuddy Follow

who wanna go jellyfishing after work? just got a new net 😄

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🗿squidwords Follow

my fucking god can you guys not read the text under my art posts IF YOURE GONNA LIKE MY ART FUCKING REBLOG IT. LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY THIS if i catch you liking and not reblogging under my next self portrait series i’m gonna start getting REAL BOLD with that block button istg

#and squilliam if ur reading this which i FUCKING KNOW you are #stop block evading i know you’re making new accounts to stalk my blog on #come off anon and stop vagueing me on main #I KNOW you’re sending your followers to send anon hate #and no i WILL NOT forget what you did to me #at the bikini bottom talent show #YOU NASTY LYING BITCH.

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🐿️ treedomepilled Follow

going here once would fix 90% of this sites userbase forever

#texasposting

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⭐️ rock-star638226 Follow

the group chat is bullying me over my room setup and i can’t take it anymore please tell me this doesn’t look like something from r/malelivingspaces please. pplease

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🦑 squill-i-am Follow

can we talk about how pathetic the people on this site who post their art and then go “REBLOGS > LIKES!!!! DONT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING!” under it are like seriously omfg deeeeply unappreciative selfish behavior are you 12. sorry not everyone wants to put your shitty oil paintings from your 5 follower art blog on their mutuals dashes i guess. and your art is probably ugly as barnacles if you need to beg for reblogs on it to get any amount of traction on it anyway, just saying😭

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🦀 krusty-krab-money-grab Follow

Hey anyone else working the afternoon shift rn just see a little green thing run past the cash register? what was that

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🦠 rate-the-chumbucket-5stars-onyelp Follow

DHRHEH THFORUMELA ITS THE FORUMEUAR THE THRREAL FORMULER I FUCKING GOT IT QUICNQUICK REBLOG THIS BEFORE THOSE CAPITALIST FREAKS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB SEND A CEASE AND DESIST GET THIS EVERYWHERE CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS GET THEFUCKIGN WORD OUT THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW GO GO GO

#krusty krab critical #anti krusty krab #secretforumlagate

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🐋 pearlygirlie Follow

turning off anon for a while because oomf is in some sstupid drama and now i’m catching strays for it. mutuals can contact me on discord if you want i’m not saying anything about my stance on the situation because either way i’ll get hate for it. this website sucks

🔁🐋 pearlygirlie Follow

yes oomf is my dad.

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[sweet-as-kiwis]

You would think disability services would make it Easy to get your accommodations but noooo of Course not

#‘did you get your additional documentation’ #MAAM IN THE CALL WE ESTABLISHED I CANT GET INTO MY DOCTOR TILL MID AUGUST #WE MOVE BACK INTO THE DORMS IN MID TO LATE AUGUST #AND #APPARENTLY #IM SUPOSED TO ALREADY HAVE TWO OF THE THREE ACCOMIDATIONS IM REQUESING #and i only DONT because HOUSING ACTIVELY FUCKED UP #SO NONE OF THIS IS SUPOSED TO EVEN BE HAPPENING #like all I did was submit a single room housing application. Marked that I have a disability that requires housing accomidations on it #the form didnt ask What accomidations tho #ANd proceeded to be placed in a single dorm (yay!) with floor bathrooms and no ac and also a Bat infestation apparently????? #When I have at least 30 emails with housing from my freshman year saying ‘yea we got your files and registered you as needing #a private bath and ac Congrats we will make sure you get those’ #but nooooooooooo #also the dorm they put me in is 100 years old and hasn’t been renovated for at least 60 of those years #and has the aforementioned. Bat infestation #apparently they kicked a cockroach infestation sometime last year too so um yea fuck that #and! apparently we have grounds to sue because housing had all the files and then just decided. Not to care this time? #you know. Despite having about 45 pages worth of my diagnoses information #And two doctors notes #I’m gonna loose my shit