there's a little bastard part of me that wants to write seek a way out specifically for the power move of writing one extremely extensive tales from the smp fic with like. characterization and time travel mechanics and so much Stuff and then immediately returning to just writing hermitcraft fic.
like just the idea of there being one (1) tftsmp: the maze fic and it's. ridiculously long and detailed and then you click on the author profile and they only write hermitcraft. including another fic series containing similar time travel mechanics. that would be really funny i think
Name: Lonni (what last name she uses depends on how much trouble she’s gotten herself into today. you should be afraid if she says Devante. but technically her last name is Kaleb because if someone finds out a Constantine has a kid then they’re dead and a spirit can’t technically use their last name on the adoption papers (yet) so sorry Theo she’s your baby now)
Gender: Agender (she/they)
General Appearance: Medium length faded black hair, pale skin with vitiligo, always wearing lipstick that she claims is ‘made from the blood of her enemies’ (it’s actually Raphael’s Laura Mercier Velour matte but he doesn’t stop her), about 5′9″
Personality: Like with all her dads, she’s MASTERED the art of sass. Unfortunately, most of this mastery has come from Ian. Raphael hates it. She’s otherwise a helpful lady, with the intent to forge a path of good will and hope in the most brutal way possible, because she’s seen what the world has done to her dads, and she will rip the gods from their thrones and curse them to dying slow if they think she’s going to let them go through that again. Assholes.
Special Talents: While she’s not great at using runes and spell circles and studying and stuff, she’s actually really good at being sneaky and light on her feet and prefers using blades of different kinds. She also has a knack for shadow magic, but her dads don’t find this out until she fucks around and finds out.
Who they like better: Don’t ask her that :( …Ian
Who they take after more: Ian! Theo finds this hysterical. Raphael is hurt like mama hearing their baby say ‘dada’ first.
Personal Head canon: She acts like a tsundere and a lot of people say that to her, but in reality, she swears that she’s not being mean to you because she likes you, she genuinely thinks you’re awful and would gut you like a fish. If she likes you, she’ll smile and laugh like anybody else. It just so happens thaaaaaaat the only people so far that have seen that are her dads.
Will: Hey, brother Logan told me you're taking some time to yourself right now. Just wanted to say I'll hold it down for you until you're back.And even longer if you need. Go do what you need to do. Stay safe.
Will: Don't forget to get some meals wherever you are, alright? And shower, please. At least once.
Will: Love you, man.
its his birthday, let him have his cake and eat it too!
Kon eating copious amounts of stripper cake is now the least of Clark's worries. "Wha-oh, yes, of course. I didn't actually get a receipt for it. Kon is welcome to as much of it as he wants." He loves Kon dearly and knows the lad deserves to treat himself ( in moderation ) on his special day.
"Let him spend an endless amount of money on things he will abandon in less than a week and leave lying around the house, however? Absolutely not. I have to set boundaries."