#(fu)aku ojisan

[daeva-agas]

Parody of the Saint Young Men manga cover, but with Nobu and Vlad because why not. "(Non) Diabolic" because, you know, rather unwarranted bad reputation and all.

不悪 with "ashikarazu" reading is a phrase that more or less means "don't get me wrong, but...", though what I use here is just meant to more straightforwardly means "no evil", with "fu-aku" reading. It's unusual but it's an existing reading, so... Also it kind of sounds like "F*ck".

... Both of them aren't actually that old, but IDK how to say "ojisan" in English. Like, even 30 years old is technically "ojisan" already, but that's not an "old man" per se, so blah.

#original #kind of #WTF #this is a tag now #(fu)aku ojisan #oda nobunaga #vlad dracula #I need sleep #I think I will regret this in the morning #my art #my drawing

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Scenario Liar - Gentaro (MC Phantom)

君だけに小生の過去の話をしてあげるね　

Kimi dake ni shoushei no kako no hanashi wo shite ageru ne

Vou contar só pra você, a história do meu passado.

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小生が生まれたのは遠い雪国の寒い日

Shousei ga umareta no wa toui yukiguni no samui hi

Eu nasci em um dia frio, num distante, pais nevado.

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吐く息も白く染まる　冬の夜の帳に

Hakuiku mo shiroku somaru fuyunoyo no tobari ni

Até a respiração era esbranquiçada, em baixo da cortina da noite branca

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捨て子だった小生を拾ったのは

Sutegodatta shousei wo hirotta no wa

Eles pegaram uma criança abandonada

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歩く事さえ覚束無いとある老夫妻婦だった

Aruku koto sae obotsukanai toaru rou fu fudatta

Era um casal de idosos com passos bambos

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けして裕福とは言えない暮らしの中で

Keshite yuufuku to wa ienai kurashi no naka de

Numa vida que não poderia ser chamada de “rica”

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ささやかでも確かな愛を受け育った

Sasayaka demo tashikana ai wo uke sodatta

Eu cresci entre um amor modesto, porém definido

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お爺さんの話はいつもデタラメで

Ojiisan no hanashi wa itsumo detarama de

Os contos do avô eram bobos e longos

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可笑しくて小生はそれが大好きだった

Okashikute shousei wa sore ga daisukidatta

Era divertido e eu amava muito

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あの冬の夜から丁度十年の日

Ano fuyunoyo kara choudo jyuu nen no hi

10 anos depois daquela noite de inverno

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二人は「欲しい物を一つ上げよう」と言ってくれたんだ

Futari wa “Hoshii mono wo hitotsu ageyou” to itte kuretanda

Eles disseram, “o que quiser- vamos te dar”

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華やかに輝く　街角のショーケースに

Hanyayaka ni kagayaku machikado no shoukeisu ni

Jóias e luxos, expostos no canto da rua

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子供の目を惹くオモチャなんていくらでもあった

Kodomo no me wo hiku omocha nante ikurademo atta

Lá tinham tantos brinquedos que roubavam a atenção de todas as crianças

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プレゼントを探す痩せ細った老夫婦に

Purezento wo sagasu yase hosotta roufuufuni

Em direção ao casal velho que procurava presentes

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小生はやりきれない程の感謝を抱いた

Shousei wa yarikirenai hodo no kansha wo daita

Eu me senti grato pelas palavras

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「欲しい物なんてない」

“Hoshii mono nante nai”

“Não há nada que eu queira”

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それは小生が初めてついた嘘だった

Sorewa shousei ga hajimete tsuita usodatta

Essa foi minha primeira mentira.

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Chorus: 

悲劇のヒーロー

Higeki no hiirou

Herói trágico

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嘘つきのシナリオライアー

Usotsuki no shinario raia

O cenário de mentira de um mentiroso

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デタラメなストーリー

Detaramena sutori

Uma história sem sentindo

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やがて学生にでもなれば働くには十分で

Yagete gakusei ni demo nareba hataraku ni wa juubunde

Chegando a hora, eu trabalhei bastante pra ir à escola

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朝から晩汗を流し生活を支えた

Asa kara ban ase wo nagashi seikatsu wo sasaeta

Trabalhando de manhã até a noite pra ganhar a vida

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それでも学校へ行けとお爺さんは

Soredemo gakkou e ike to ojisan wa

E mesmo assim, me programei pra ir à escola, avô

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飽くことなく小生を言い励ました

Aku koto naku shousei wo ii hagemashita

Me disse várias palavras de encorajamento

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学校生活は孤独との戦いさ

Gakkou seikatsu wa kodoku to no tatakai sa

Vida de estudante era um batalha contra solidão

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貰い子への風当たりは強く容赦無い

Moraigo e no kaze atari wa tsuyoku youshanai

A crítica foi dura e impiedosa para uma criança adotiva

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小生はいつしか  心を閉ざすように

Shousei wa itsushika kokoro wo tozasu you ni

Antes que eu soubesse, meu coração já estava trancado

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誰とも話さず闇の中の日々を過ごした

Daretomo hanasazu yami no naka no hibi wo sugoshita

Não falando com ninguém, passando meus dias em escuridão

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そんなある日  思いがけぬ光を見たんだ

Sonna aru hi omoigakenu hikari wo mitanda

Um dia, eu vi uma luz inesperada

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独りにも慣れた  あの教室の片隅で

Hitori ni mo nareta ano kyoushitsu no katasumi de

No canto da classe sozinho como estava acostumado,

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とある青年が小生に話しかけて来たのだ

Toaru seinen ga shousei ni hanashikakete kita noda

Um garoto veio falar comigo

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彼はただ一言「友達になろう」と

Kore wa tada hitokoto “Tomodachi ni narou” to

O que ele disse foi um simples, “vamos ser amigos”

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こんな嫌われ者に何の用があるのか？

Konna kirawaremono ni nani no you ga aru no ka?

Por que isso para uma pessoa não popular?

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こんな捻くれ者に何の得があるのか？

Konna hinekuresha ni nani no e ga aru no ka?

O que você consegue com uma pessoa tão fechada?

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「友達なんていらない」

“Tomodachi nante iranai”

“Não preciso de amigos”

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それは小生が二度目についた嘘だった

Sore wa shousei ga nidome ni tsuita usodatta

Essa foi minha segunda mentira

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[refrão] 

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青年が病に倒れたのはそれから数日後

Seinen ga yamai ni taoreta no wa sore kara suujitsugo

Uns dias depois, o garoto adoeceu

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理不尽にもよく晴れた夏の日だった

Rifujin ni mo yoku hareta natsu no hidatta

O quão injusto era aquilo para um verão de sol

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駆けつけた頃には青年は目を覚まして

Kaketsuketa koro ni wa seinen wa me wo samashite

Bem quando cheguei, o garoto abriu os olhos

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小生の訪れに驚き嬉しそうに笑った

Shousei no otozure ni odoroki ureshi sou ni waratta

Surpreso pela minha visita, ele riu feliz

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長い闘病になるらしい

Nagai toubyou ni narurashii

Parecia que era um longa batalha contra a doença

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それでも小生はあの日くれた光のお返しだと

Soredemo shousei wa ano hi kureta hikari no okaeshidato

Mesmo assim, eu queria devolver a luz que ele me deu naquele dia

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翌る日も翌る日もただ一人だけの掛け替えのない友の傍らに寄り添った

Akuru himo Akuru himo tadahitori dake no kakegae no nai tomo no katawara ni yorisotta

Dia por dia eu me aconchegava ao lado de meu amigo insubstituível

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そして寝たきりの青年を楽しませようと

Soshite netakiri no seinen wo tanoshima seyou to

E para entreter aquele garoto de cama

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作り話を沢山書いて話したんだ

Tsukuribanashi wo takusan kaite hanashitanda

Eu escrevi muitas histórias para contar

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あの時君が笑っていたのはきっと

Ano tokikun ga waratte no wa kitto

Naquele tempo, ele ria; talvez porque

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小生の話があまりにもデタラメだったからなんだね

Shousei no hanashi ga amarini mo detarame dattakarananda ne

Minhas histórias eram falsas demais para ser verdade

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今でもずっとデタラメを集める終わりなき旅の途中さ

Ima demo zutto detarame wo atsumeru owarinakitabi no tochuu sa

Até agora, estou coletando mentiras para essa jornada sem fim

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君が笑ってくれるなら

Kimi ga waratte kurerunara

Se isso for te fazer sorrir

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小生は何度だって嘘をつこう

Shousei wa nando datte usou wo tsukou

Vou mentir, não importa quantas vezes 

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[refrão] 

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まぁ、全部嘘だけどね。

Maa, zenbu uso nandakedo ne.

Bom, isso tudo é mentira, na verdade

[eng-hypnosismic]

[JP/ENG/ROMAJI] Lyrics to “シナリオライアー/Scenario Liar”

夢野幻太郎(斉藤壮馬) 作詞：森心言(Alaska Jam/DSC) 作曲：RhymeTube・森心言(Alaska Jam/DSC)

君だけに小生の過去の話をしてあげるね　

Kimi dake ni shoushei no kako no hanashi wo shite ageru ne

I will tell you only, the story of my past

小生が生まれたのは遠い雪国の寒い日

Shousei ga umareta no wa toui yukiguni no samui hi

I was born on a cold day, in a distant, snowy country

吐く息も白く染まる　冬の夜の帳に

Hakuiku mo shiroku somaru fuyunoyo no tobari ni

Even the breath exhaled is tinted with white, under the curtain of the winter night

捨て子だった小生を拾ったのは

Sutegodatta shousei wo hirotta no wa

They picked up an abandoned child

歩く事さえ覚束無いとある老夫妻婦だった

Aruku koto sae obotsukanai toaru rou fu fudatta

It was an old couple with shakey steps

けして裕福とは言えない暮らしの中で

Keshite yuufuku to wa ienai kurashi no naka de

In a life that cannot be called “rich”

ささやかでも確かな愛を受け育った

Sasayaka demo tashikana ai wo uke sodatta

I grew up under a modest but definite love

お爺さんの話はいつもデタラメで

Ojiisan no hanashi wa itsumo detarama de

Grandpa’s stories were silly tall tales

可笑しくて小生はそれが大好きだった

Okashikute shousei wa sore ga daisukidatta

It was funny and I loved it a lot

あの冬の夜から丁度十年の日

Ano fuyunoyo kara choudo jyuu nen no hi

10 years after that winter night

二人は「欲しい物を一つ上げよう」と言ってくれたんだ

Futari wa “Hoshii mono wo hitotsu ageyou” to itte kuretanda

They said, “whatever you want - we’ll give you”

華やかに輝く　街角のショーケースに

Hanyayaka ni kagayaku machikado no shoukeisu ni

Glimmering, luxurious things, in the showcase at the street corner

子供の目を惹くオモチャなんていくらでもあった

Kodomo no me wo hiku omocha nante ikurademo atta

There were so many toys that caught all children's eyes

プレゼントを探す痩せ細った老夫婦に

Purezento wo sagasu yase hosotta roufuufuni

Towards the old couple looking for gifts

小生はやりきれない程の感謝を抱いた

Shousei wa yarikirenai hodo no kansha wo daita

I felt gratitude beyond words

「欲しい物なんてない」

“Hoshii mono nante nai”

“There’s nothing I want”

それは小生が初めてついた嘘だった

Sorewa shousei ga hajimete tsuita usodatta

That was my first lie

Chorus: 

悲劇のヒーロー

Higeki no hiirou

Tragic hero

嘘つきのシナリオライアー

Usotsuki no shinario raia

A liar’s scenario liar

デタラメなストーリー

Detaramena sutori

A nonsensical story

やがて学生にでもなれば働くには十分で

Yagete gakusei ni demo nareba hataraku ni wa juubunde

In due time, I worked plenty in order to go to school

朝から晩汗を流し生活を支えた

Asa kara ban ase wo nagashi seikatsu wo sasaeta

Laboured from morning ‘till night to make a living  

それでも学校へ行けとお爺さんは

Soredemo gakkou e ike to ojisan wa

Even so I managed to go to school, Grandpa

飽くことなく小生を言い励ました

Aku koto naku shousei wo ii hagemashita

Fed me many words of encouragements

学校生活は孤独との戦いさ

Gakkou seikatsu wa kodoku to no tatakai sa

School life was a battle against loneliness

貰い子への風当たりは強く容赦無い

Moraigo e no kaze atari wa tsuyoku youshanai

Criticism was harsh and merciless for an adopted child  

小生はいつしか  心を閉ざすように

Shousei wa itsushika kokoro wo tozasu you ni

Before I knew it, my heart was closed

誰とも話さず闇の中の日々を過ごした

Daretomo hanasazu yami no naka no hibi wo sugoshita

Not talking to anyone, passing my days in darkness

そんなある日  思いがけぬ光を見たんだ

Sonna aru hi omoigakenu hikari wo mitanda

One day, I saw an unexpected light

独りにも慣れた  あの教室の片隅で

Hitori ni mo nareta ano kyoushitsu no katasumi de

Being alone in the corner of that classroom as I was used to

とある青年が小生に話しかけて来たのだ

Toaru seinen ga shousei ni hanashikakete kita noda

Some boy came to talk to me

彼はただ一言「友達になろう」と

Kore wa tada hitokoto “Tomodachi ni narou” to

The only thing he said was, simply, “let’s be friends”

こんな嫌われ者に何の用があるのか？

Konna kirawaremono ni nani no you ga aru no ka?

What’s the use of such an unpopular person?

こんな捻くれ者に何の得があるのか？

Konna hinekuresha ni nani no e ga aru no ka?

What can you get from such a twisted person?

「友達なんていらない」

“Tomodachi nante iranai”

“I don’t need friends”

それは小生が二度目についた嘘だった

Sore wa shousei ga nidome ni tsuita usodatta

That was my second lie

[Chorus] 

青年が病に倒れたのはそれから数日後

Seinen ga yamai ni taoreta no wa sore kara suujitsugo

A few days after the boy got sick

理不尽にもよく晴れた夏の日だった

Rifujin ni mo yoku hareta natsu no hidatta

How unfair it is that it was such a sunny summer day

駆けつけた頃には青年は目を覚まして

Kaketsuketa koro ni wa seinen wa me wo samashite

The moment I arrived, the boy opened his eyes

小生の訪れに驚き嬉しそうに笑った

Shousei no otozure ni odoroki ureshi sou ni waratta

Surprised by my visit, he laughed happily

長い闘病になるらしい

Nagai toubyou ni narurashii

It seemed to be a long battle against the illness

それでも小生はあの日くれた光のお返しだと

Soredemo shousei wa ano hi kureta hikari no okaeshidato

Still I wanted to repay the light that was given to me on that day

翌る日も翌る日もただ一人だけの掛け替えのない友の傍らに寄り添った

Akuru himo Akuru himo tadahitori dake no kakegae no nai tomo no katawara ni yorisotta

Day after day I snuggled close to my one and only, irreplaceable friend

そして寝たきりの青年を楽しませようと

Soshite netakiri no seinen wo tanoshima seyou to

And to entertain the bedridden boy

作り話を沢山書いて話したんだ

Tsukuribanashi wo takusan kaite hanashitanda

I wrote a lot of stories to tell him

あの時君が笑っていたのはきっと

Ano tokikun ga waratte no wa kitto

At that time, he laughed; perhaps because

小生の話があまりにもデタラメだったからなんだね

Shousei no hanashi ga amarini mo detarame dattakarananda ne

My stories were truly too fake to be real

今でもずっとデタラメを集める終わりなき旅の途中さ

Ima demo zutto detarame wo atsumeru owarinakitabi no tochuu sa

Until now I’m still collecting lies on this endless journey

君が笑ってくれるなら

Kimi ga waratte kurerunara

If it'd make you smile

小生は何度だって嘘をつこう

Shousei wa nando datte usou wo tsukou

I’ll lie, no matter how many times  

[Chorus] 

まぁ、全部嘘だけどね。

Maa, zenbu uso nandakedo ne.

“Well, it’s all a lie though”

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