#(gently holds your hands) anon. what the fuck. /lh

[oldkamelle]

Still accepting Ideas? If so, Spy asking advice on Sniper on how to tell Scout that he is his dad.

#tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart #traditional art #traditional comic #pen doodles #oldart #mercs #(gently holds your hands) anon. what the fuck. /lh #this was such a behemoth of an idea cuz it raises so many questions?? #why would spy suddenly want to tell scout the truth given how he only chose to when scout was two seconds away from dying #(also. cant remember which comic this is but when spys about to drive off after scout begs him to take him as well #he only does so when scout mentions his ma so thats on my mind as well) #hes never shown like he feels the need to yknow #if spy decided to tell scout the truth why would he be asking for advice like wouldnt he want to keep it out of anyone elses business #(which fair enough wouldnt really happen given scout but eeh) #also he already did it good enough besides the cosplaying #and if spy for some reason was gonna ask for advice why would he go to sniper specifically #did i answer any of these questions in this mess? #the answer to that is the same as to 'do i have a good understanding of the characters' or 'do i have storytelling skills' #which is to say no #i also couldnt think of a way to make it funny to try and get away with that so i had to go with the more serious route so #anyway. sincerely hope its good enough anon (thumbs up)

[total-drama-brainrot]

Alenoaheather grabbed me by the throat and body slammed me through 15 consecutive buildings a week ago and it is entirely your fault/lh

But I was thinking about the incredible Fake Dating AU y’all were putting together and had a question, then realized I could just ask the question because it’s ✨Tumblr✨. But what do you think would’ve happened if Izzy wasn’t there when Noah passed out at the gym with Eva? Like, imagine Alejandro and Heather bust into the gym, but because of Eva’s awkward ass self(I love her sm) it genuinely just seems like she knocked out Noah. How would you expect the scenario to play out after that, because I do imagine that Aleheather wouldn’t be happy about seeing Noah laid out like a starfish-

My apologies 😔 (I'm not sorry 😈). /lh

The idea of Eva holding up a passed out Noah by the collar of his undershirt, all but looming over him in her desperation to get him to wake the fuck up, only to have both Heather and Alejandro burst into the room and misconstrue the situation entirely is so fucking funny to me. Thank you for the mental image, anon.

Because Eva has aggression practically woven into the threads of her character; she speaks aggressively, se thinks aggressively, and we all know she acts aggressively. Even when she's trying to be gentle she's always going to be rough around the edges, so it'd genuinely look like she's about to pummel an unconscious Noah into nerd-paste. Without Izzy there as a mitigating force, Eva wouldn't have the eloquence to properly explain the situation before AleHeather jump to conclusions and act accordingly.

Which would mostly be Heather trying to beat the shit out of Eva, physical discrepancies be damned, as Alejandro scoops up their partner bridal style and fusses over the 'damsel' in the situation.

Because, out of the two of them, Heather's always been the more physically aggressive one. She's not afraid to start throwing hands- of course, Heather's more likely to attack others with her words, but she's never shied away from a more hands-on approach to conflict. Whereas Alejandro, for all of his displays of physical prowess, doesn't ever really use his strength in a hostile way (his boxing math with José non-withstanding), and he's far too much of a gentleman to ever hit a woman.

So Eva would be staving off an irate Heather, who's trying to claw her eyes out or something, using her superior muscle mass to (as gently as she can) subdue Heather so she could explain herself. But 'fighting back' only makes Eva look worse to the pair, and any explanations she'd try to offer would be all but drowned out by Heather's enraged screaming, falling on deaf ears. Eva really doesn't want to hurt Heather, so she'd hold back the majority of her overwhelming strength, but Heather would interpret that as Eva looking down on her which would only serve to fuel her anger.

Meanwhile, Alejandro and his saviour complex would be trying to resuscitate Noah from his overexertion coma (previously established; Noah goes sicko mode on a punching bag and his noodly ferret body couldn't handle the strain of physical effort), though half of his attention would be diverted towards Heather going beast mode on Eva- either because he'd be genuinely concerned/alarmed by her ferocity, or because Alejandro seems like the type of guy who'd find Heather going feral kind of hot (whichever's funnier).

Eventually Heather would either tire herself out and Eva could attempt to blunder her way through an explanation- under the dual judgemental/seething glares of AleHeather- to mixed results, OR Noah would wake up, have a 'what the fuck is going on here' moment, and quickly clear up the confusion in his patented know-it-all way. That is to say, insulting everyone involved for their incompetency whilst ignoring his own pivotal role in the disagreement, and then explaining that he and Eva are cool now. (He'd probably be a dick about it to; "We're besties, me and Eva are having a sleepover tonight and we're going to talk about Boys and Shoes and Makeup and you're not invited." Noah can't stop being a sarcastic jester-coded prick for more than one scene or else he'll implode.)

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Of course, this is all just speculation. I expect @perpetualexistence has plenty of their own thoughts to add to this hypothetical, as the adoptive 'co-parent' of this AU!

This is mostly just me pushing my "AleNoah ask for no pickles, Heather's the one who confronts the cashier when they get pickles" Alenoaheather dynamic. Heather the girlboss and her two cringefail, pathetic-pilled boyfriends. She's the only one of the three who can be direct with her misgivings (Noah is blunt, sure, but he skirts around confrontation- see his reaction to Alejandro's comment in "I See London..."). Also a not-so-subtle nod towards Alejandro always prioritising being the 'hero who rescues the damsel' over the 'hero who confronts the villain', which is literally just canon. The guy's not confrontational despite being manipulative- the puppet master works behind the curtains, after all. (The only time I can think of him ever directly confronting someone is, again, his comment to "Noah in I See London...", which is less of an accusation and more of a pointed comment.)

#the girls are fightinggggg ✨ #if eva and heather actually had a proper fight eva would fold her ass like laundry. no contest. #not that heather isn't also a forced to be reckoned with. but it's EVA. #they'd eventually sort out the beef between them but i think eva would ask for one free shot against heather as compensation for the attack #(everyone expects eva to full-on deck her but she never does. heather lives in constant fear of eva's free shot.) #(eva's never gonna use it. she just likes watching heather sweat.) #fake dating au #alenoaheather #total drama #td eva #td heather #td alejandri #td noah #character analysis #silly ideas #replies

[oddballwriter]

What about the emh+Habit/mh guys with a super shy individual that would “rather die” /lh than moan aloud? would they take it as a challenge? Their very GOAL now is to cause this person to make noise? How would they feel about them covering their mouth with their hands? 👀

🔞NO PEOPLE BELOW 18+ BEYOND CUT OFF🔞

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Warnings: Habit is here. Mentions of exhibitionism but there are no actual activities that could be seen as that. HABIT fucking your shit up and Jeff low key being being a man slut 

Author’s Snip: Thank you for this request, anon. (/pos) 

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

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Evan

Oh he totally takes it as a challenge for himself

He likes fucking in private so there's not really anything exhibitionist related to him trying to get you to moan out loud

He just wants to hear it

He's going to do all the things and tactics that he knows drives you nuts in bed like angling or position so that there's more of a chance that you'll actually moan

If you cover your mouth with your hand he'll gently try and take it away from your mouth

"Don't cover it. I wanna hear it. I wanna hear how good I make you feel."

I've said it in past posts but Evan isn't afraid to make noise on bed so like... neither should you. If you like what you're seeing and feeling then let it be known

Vinny

It's not a challenge that he takes himself up on

To him, he's perfectly fine with the fact that you don't want to be loud and that's fine

He will however, lose it a little if you do end up moaning at some point while you two are fucking

Because to him that means that whatever he just did managed to get you pretty good

If you cover you're mouth he won't make you take you're hand off of it

Listen as long as he knows you're enjoying yourself, however that may be, he's fine with it

Jeff

This man makes it his goal to make you moan

This man will go all in just to hear it

Listen, I already hc that Jeff (and Evan) know how to f u c k so he knows some tricks and stuff that you like

If you cover your mouth with your hand or something he gently pins it down somewhere else and basically begs you In the most slut way possible holy fuck to not hold it back

My man wants to hear it

The lengths this man will go to hear just one

HABIT

I hope you're ready to do what NIN was talking about in Closer cause that's going to happen now that he knows that you'll do anything to keep back a good moan

In all honesty he's already pinned your hands down so that you can't cover your mouth

And the whole time he's railing you he's in your ear taking about how much you seem to like him wrecking your guts and how you should give him some good moans to show how much you like it

And babes he's not stoping till you're screaming so be ready because by the end both your voice and ability to walk will be gone for a while