#*preparing for a mandatory tutoring session* 'i had to survive the mafia AND i have to do extra schoolwork

[thespineoftherighteous]

Neil comes to terms with his trauma by saying "I can't believe I survived the mafia for this" every time he experiences a minor inconvenience

#*waking up for an early morning class* 'can't believe i survived the mafia for this' #*has to sit out of exy for a week cause of injuries* 'can't believe i survived the mafia and this is what i get' #*kevin is complaining about something* 'kevin i- no kevin *we did not survive the mafia just so you can whine around like a little bitch' #*steps in water with socks on* 'after everything? after the MAFIA?' #*preparing for a mandatory tutoring session* 'i had to survive the mafia AND i have to do extra schoolwork?' #*climbing out of the backseat of the car* 'so i really survived the mafia just to be killed by Nicky's painfully homosexual driving' #neil josten #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg hc #and then there's matt in the background who whenever Neil says something like this looks up to the sky and goes 'hasnt he suffered enough?' #mine aftg #mine fave #bangers