#..... yeah ith hex

[dark-nautica-2]

me seeing an amoral sexless freak in any media that clearly isnt anything more than a funny sidekick: i cant NOT fuck them

#OK SO GU*ESS WHOS THIS ABOUT #hint 1. im playing monster camp #hint2. its not a side character (technically) #hint3. they have a secret ending #..... yeah ith hex #its hex monstercamp #anyway there is something wrong with me #this game has been my hyperfixation for the past 80h i have an exam tomorrow but i cant fall asleep caus eim thinking about ittt #anyway ..... hex hot send tweet #so is calculester (of course) but also like zoe (pre and post dlc) #also jesus this is cringe but the wolfpack dude...... yeah. i MEAN #its not liek hes HOT its more like id fuck him #yknow? #anyway this has been em with the bad taste #monster prom #<comprehensible tag for both monster camp and prom #oooh hey also i got the fucked hex ending #ha! #DISCLAIMER: this post is NOT about s pamton #this is the only amoral sexless freak i never been attracted to sorry

[ask-hex-and-friends]

HEY WHO ARE YOU?? WHY ARE YOU TALL??

ARE YOU A ROBOT? I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’TH A ROBOT BUT HE ITH A LITERAL PLANT! BUT HE THLEEPTH A LOT!

I’m hex, nice to meetcha!

Also yeah I’m a robot-

also... HOW CAN SOMETHING BE A PLANT AND A ROBOT-

#hex answers #the mire