#CBeebies

[partywithponies]

I watched @quinton-reviews 's new video and I wanted to do my set homework and come up with my own dream Nicktoons Unite team, except I never had any of the american channels growing up and I'm not familiar with a lot of these shows.

But nevermind, I came up with a compromise. Here's my concept for if they did a Nicktoon Unite style game but with CBBC and CBeebies characters:

1) Danger Mouse: reboot DM in particular is the obvious pick to replace Jimmy Neutron in this lineup. He's already dealt with cross-universe travel and portals in canon, and he has Professor Squawkencluck, who already just invents whatever device the plot requires. He's both practised enough at saving the world to be believable in these situations, while still being incompetent enough to need help from the others. Plus it'd be fun to see how his massive ego would react to these other guys.

2) Victor from The Secret Show: the most niche pick here, but come on. He's literally a secret agent. I'm not going to leave him out. (I dithered over whether to include Victor or Anita since I could only pick one. I chose Victor not because I'm sexist but because I just really want to hear Danger Mouse deliver the "Victor! Are you still alive?" line.)

3) Postman Pat: Now I know this looks like an insane choice. I know that making a postman fight baddies in life or death situations is ludicrous. But listen. Postman Pat: The Movie did it first. Blame them, not me.

4) Dennis The Menace: People who've never read The Beano might think that an un-superpowered 10 year old boy would be way out of his depth on a team with three adult men, two of whom literally fight evil for their job. But people who have read The Beano know that in canon Dennis has already thwarted alien invasions, travelled through time many times and dealth with the ramifications of changing the past AND avoided being beheaded, fought killer robots and man eating plants and sea monsters, toppled multiple dictatorships, got the British prime minister arrested, and fought climate change by going directly to the source and tearing down the factories. Whatever these games could possibly throw at him would be just another tuesday for Dennis.

5) Tiny Clanger: she's kind of the Spongebob of the group, both in the sense that high stakes situations and saving the world are really not what she usually does, but she would if she had to, and in the sense that she'd be the heart of the group. DM, Victor, and Dennis are all kind of self-centred assholes at heart who only save the world because no-one else will, and Pat is a middle aged British man (and therefore emotionally repressed), while Tiny Clanger is unfailingly loving, and kind, and friendly, and empathetic. Also her best friend in the world is a large metal bird, and I think Tiny suddenly riding around on the Iron Chicken would be a really cool power up for her.

#quinton reviews #cbbc #cbeebies

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

THE METATRON IS THE FIRST VOICE I HAVE ANY MEMORY OF. HE'S... DEREK JACOBI NARRATED IN THE NIGHT GARDEN. MY EARLIEST AUDIO MEMORIES INVOLVE THE METATRON SAYING "MAKKA PAKKA APPA YAKKA MIKKA MAKKA MOO."

I HAVE MEMORIES OF HIS VOICE BEFORE I HAVE MEMORIES OF MY PARENTS' VOICES.

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT AND I'M GOING TO SCREAM. HE NARRATED THE SHOW THAT PUT ME TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD. I STILL HEAR IT IN MY HEAD WHENEVER I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, TO COMFORT ME.

THIS IS NOT OKAY I'M NOT OKAY I'M NOT PROCESSING THIS HELLO I'M SURE HE'S A LOVELY GENTLEMAN I'M JUST NOT PROCESSING IT

THIS IS ONE OF MY DEEPEST AND OLDEST CORE AUDIO MEMORIES, THE ENTIRE NARRATION OF IN THE NIGHT GARDENS, A CBEEBIES (BBC'S KIDS CHANNEL) SHOW AND NOW @CHAOTICGENDERFLOOD HAS TAMPERED WITH CORE MEMORIES AND THE LOVELY AND MOTHERFUCKING @good-usernames-were-taken CURSED US ALL WITH THIS:

#GOOD OMENS #METATRON #GOOD OMENS BRAINROT #INEFFABLE BRAINROT #GOOD OMENS MASCOT #DEREK JACOBI #BBC #CBEEBIES #GOOD OMENS FANDOM #IN THE NIGHT GARDEN #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #THE OFFICIAL MAGGOTS SERVER OF DOOM #WHERE I DISCOVERED I'VE BEEN BRAINROTTED SINCE MY FIRST FUCKING BIRTHDAY #I COULD BARELY WALK #THIS WASNT EVEN MY CHILDHOOD #THESE ARE FIRST EVER MEMORIES #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tomhardymyking]

There is no better way to celebrate 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐃𝐚𝐲 than by remembering how wonderfully and cute 𝗧𝗼𝗺 tells bedtime stories for the 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 programme 🥰💖📚

I would have loved to have made a special video but I was very busy... I promise to make it for another day 🙏🏻⠀⠀⠀⠀

No hay mejor manera de celebrar el 𝐃𝐢𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐨 que recordando cómo de maravilloso y bonito 𝗧𝗼𝗺 cuenta cuentos para dormir para el programa de 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 🥰💖📚

Me hubiera encantado haber hecho un vídeo especial pero anduve muy ocupada... Prometo hacerlo para otro día 🙏🏻

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#tom hardy #edward thomas hardy #cbeebies #cbeebies bedtime stories #bedtime story #bedtime stories #2016 #día de libro #día internacional del libro #world book day #book day #my edits #mis edits

[very-uncorrect]

Specific genre of duo that I love: large slightly more chill/muted guy and their hyperactive tiny creature best friend

#big and small #big & small #cbeebies #smiling friends #charlie and pim #pim smiling friends #charlie smiling friends #sam and max #sam & max #snm #s&m #freelance police #freelance husbands #charlie dompler #pim pimling #charpim

[leenieweenie12]

Just sweet old man Tom telling us all to go to bed 🥲

Say less, king

#tom hardy #cbeebies #he’s actually just a little old man in his sweater #I just fucking love him #goodnight yall

[potter-solomons]

woof.

#tom hardy #facepuller #cbeebies #wolfy

[archerygun]

Night at the Museum 3 should have been these two teaming up.

#night at the museum #natm #larry daley #larry daley natm #andy’s dinosaur adventures #british #british tv #cbeebies #andy day #night at the museum 3 #natm 3

[skillbattle]

omg... it doesn’t matter if you’re tiny or tall... 🧡💜

#big and small #big & small #cbeebies #draws #doodles

[zombonez]

Okay so

#my art #big and small house #big and small #cbeebies

[voicewave]

#big and small #cbeebies #cbeebies big and small #reaction image

[barcodeboyz]

fireman sam should have stayed claymation and not cgi because look at how they massacred this dilf

I would have included series 5 as my example but I couldn't find a good quality pic. Yes I'm autistic

#fireman sam #cbeebies #kids cartoon #pbs kids

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

a reminder to you all that the metatron's voice has said all these things

(we're chanting it so that maybe it won't be true)

cheers to @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito my comrade in arms...

AND THEN I GET THIS JUMPSCARE FROM @neil-who-is-not-here THANKS NEILBOT.

@arkytiorlecter @falling-raine and @anadyomena are torn between fear and amusement. @chaoticgenderflood is unrepentant, after causing this dumpster fire.

#good omens #ineffable brainrot #good omens brainrot #good omens fandom #cbeebies #derek jacobi #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #the official maggots server of doom

[tomhardymyking]

Starting April in a wonderful way, with a compilation of moments of 𝗧𝗼𝗺 from the 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 bedtime story broadcast today (and recorded almost a year ago) 🤭, accompanied by 𝗕𝗹𝘂 (𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲) 🐶, listening to his voice once more, and seeing his beautiful smile 🥰💖

I love him 🤩❤️

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Empezando abril de forma maravillosa, con una recopilación de momentos de 𝗧𝗼𝗺 en el cuento para dormir de 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 emitido hoy (y rodado hace casi un año) 🤭, acompañado de 𝗕𝗹𝘂 (𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲) 🐶, oyendo su voz una vez más, y viendo su preciosa sonrisa 🥰💖

Lo amo 🤩❤️

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#tom hardy #edward thomas hardy #cbeebies #cbeebies bedtime stories #bedtime stories #videos #tom hardy videos #blu #blue #blue the dog #blu the dog #my edits #mis edits

[jammyjams1910]

Ok but if you know who this mf is, or the show he's from, then I iMMEDIATELY love you.

#random af ik ik #💫unrelated ttte stuff💫 #jammyjams talks #cbeebies #numberjacks

[unaloid]

i think he found the toothpaste 0_0

#big and small #cbeebies #my art #i saw the canadian version as a kid #i am a BIG AND SMALL FAN

[potter-solomons]

😮

#tom hardy #cbeebies #DAMN