#asmi

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

twilight for the uninitiated

HEYLO BABYGIRLS, BITCHBOYS, AND BOYCOTTERS OF THE BINARY! It's your favourite (and I should hope only) Good Omens Mascot and Maggot Prince here. Yesterday (earlier today? idk I sleep in naps) way over on the maggots server some of y'all were insulting Twilight. Which I am 100% supportive of, but for Bildaddy's sake, you need to insult it CORRECTLY.

But should you have to hate-watch or hate-read it? Nah, you've got me. In middle school I got late to school because I was reading the books in the bathroom instead of getting ready. I'VE GOT YOU! Gonna mix up the book and movie for optimum enjoyment.

Dramatis Personae: Edward Cullen, aka Sparkles the Vampire. Bella Swan, aka Bella Sue. Jacob Black, aka Wolfy Eggfucker. Charlie Swan, aka Gunboy ACAB. And Dr Carlisle Cullen, aka Zaddy. @orpiknight taught me that word.

ALRIGHT! So Bella Sue's mum and dad are divorced and she lives with her mum. But her mum's like lmao fuck you when she gets a touring boyfriend and tosses Bella Sue to Forks, where it rains a lot, and where her dad Gunboy lives.

So Bella Sue grabs a cactus because that represents Arizona and hauls ass, and Gunboy makes awkward comments about her hair. Bonding! But then he gets her a pickup truck, which is wild-o.

First day of school and Bella Sue is very popular because Small Town and the boys are very tingly in the ballsacks if you catch my drift. Anna Kendrick asks her why she's white (YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE, KAREN!) and then promptly forgets she was in the movie.

INTRODUCING THE VAMPIRES! This is a vampire story, by the way. There's Himbo, Blonde Murderer, and they're dating/married. There's Bi Awakening and some constipated looking dude from the Confederate army, and they're dating/married (don't worry about it). There's Sparkles, of course, and they all walk into the cafeteria being Hot apparently. Sparkles stares at Bella Sue. This is to be a common theme.

Sparkles thinks Bella Sue stinks. No, like, literally, she stinks coz he wants to eat her and food smells etc. Bella Sue also has magic powers and Sparkles can't read her mind. He's like >:(=. Those are his fangs, btw. But then he goes away with his family to hunt animals and drink blood and comes back like :)=.

Bella Sue almost gets hit by a car but then Sparkles jumps in and pushes it away. He then gaslight gatekeeps girlbosses her, and googles adrenaline rush to explain it to her. AND GUESS WHO HEALS HER? IT'S SPARKLES'S DAD, AND MY ZADDY. He walks into the ER all blonde and gentle and competent. Oh and he's a vampire too and so is his wife but like his magic power is compassion and also he's learned to regulate himself around blood. And he's pretty. Zaddy.

He's so fucking pretty but then we have to go back to the Plot and some humans are being killed or whatever and Gunboy is takin' charge yo. Sparkles keep chasing after Bella Sue to tell her to stay away from him and finding her randomly to remind her to ABSOLUTELY STAY AWAY and then he stalks her in the night and has dinner with her after saving her from a gang to tell her to ABSOLUTELY STAY AWAY. Also, he's like 110 years old. Whatever.

Oh and Sparkles breaks into her room to watch her sleep at night. It's super duper romantic. (No, trust me, once you see Wolfy in the later books, this will be super duper romantic). Then he takes her to abandoned clearings in woods to threaten to kill her and he tells her to SAY WHAT HE IS and she's like MOSQUITE LEECH VAMPIRE.

AND THEN HE SPARKLES! A LOT! And they go to the Cullens house and play baseball and Zaddy is looking absolutely lovely and welcomes them and even stands off some random vampires that show up. But one of them likey-likey's Bella Sue's blood.

Bella Sue is like lmao fuck you you're not a good dad to Gunboy to keep him safe or whatever and runs away with the Cullens to keep herself safe or whatever. Idk man Zaddy is just very pretty throughout.

And then there's a ballet place and Bella Sue goes there to get murdered coz she doesn't want to be a burden to the Cullens (homegirl never been so real). The Cullens get there and kill the vampire but then she's vampiring so Sparkles sucks the venom out and Zaddy heals her. Looking pretty. Blonde hair, golden eyes, etc.

And then Gunboy and Bella Sue's mum show up and she goes home and she's like SPARKLES TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE TOO and he's like yo wtf no you'll be a monster (I think he's just pissed he sucked that venom out for nothing) and she's like SPARKLES PLEASE UWU and he's like UGH WE'LL SEE and they dance at prom but anyway there it ends. It should have ended with a shot of Zaddy but anyway.

*influence voice* Like and subscribe Like and reblog for a part II coz there are three more books/four more movies. Gotta get that education. Now I have the urge to make a youtube video. Garn. ANYWAY LOVE YOU ALL BYE MAGGOTS.

#weirdly specific but ok #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #the cullens #charlie swan #carlisle cullen #daddy cullen #asmi #good omens mascot #maggots #twilight summary #twilight books #would this have been shorter if i hadn't been thirsty for carlisle #maybe but romeo and juliet would have been shorter without juliet ok #hamlet would be shorter without hamlet #you see my point?

[helcor]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok More torture today? Why not.

#good omens #good omens mascot #asmi #crowley #aziraphale

[neil-who-is-not-here]

Hi I'm Neil who is not here or Neilbot. I'm not Neil Gaiman, I'm just a Literary Device Asmi invented. But I'm sure he is a lovely man.

#neil gaiman #asmi #Neil speaks #neilbot

[its-a-me-asmi]

*clears throat* (I typed throats by accident, let the record show that I have only one throat) (*little red riding hood wolf voice* all the better to deepthroat you with, my dear Crowley)

Good Omens fandom and maggots and those who are both, we have converted many to our cult fandom of this wonderful show. I should probably state here that I am on the shady sideblog of @weirdly-specific-but-ok, my main blog. Uh. Yes. Hi.

As Mascot of the fandom, I would like to congratulate you all on your efforts towards this worthy cause, and cheers to everyone who finds a post with a new good omens fan/someone who hasn't watched the show and instantly tags me so I can destroy the OP's sanity. Wahoo!

Now, one fan of this show, however, is in a certain river of Egypt. Who is this fan in denial? Well, many of you maggots know and love @random-doctor-on-the-internet, Ash, for those who've seen them on the server.

Now Ash here has made several beautiful fanarts of Crowley, quotes Good Omens more than I do, wears three lovely Good Omens pins, has a corner of their wall devoted to Good Omens, has engaged in many discussions of Good Omens, is a fan of Neil's work, and married the Good Omens Mascot (yours truly) ten times.

AND YET: THEY INSIST THEY ARE NOT A GOOD OMENS FAN.

They said they would admit to being a fan if I made a public apology for calling them Aziraphale-coded, when they believe they are more Beelzebub coded or Anathema coded.

Let the record state that I am doing no such thing. What I am pointing out is the fact that they agreed, essentially, that they are a good omens fan, the only thing keeping them from admitting it is whether or not I make the apology.

I'm simply presenting the facts to you, the People, about Ash's affair with Good Omens. Now. Is Ash a Good Omens fan?

@arkytiorlecter @howmanyholesinswisscheese @queermarzipan what do we think?

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #aziraphale #ah ash #smh

[yumedoca]

OK, but MAISONdes' music for the UY remake are absolute bangers... like I swear, they'd better make the music for the next two cours as well or else I'll riot.

#toraenohime (the last one) is probably my fav #but i love them all #urusei yatsura #うる星やつら #urusei yatsura 2022 #lum #ataru moroboshi #maisondes #aiue #tokyo shandy rendezvous #ai wanna muchuu #aitarinai #mou limon #toraenohime #minami #sakuramoti #tsukumi #kaf #asmi #surii #yama #nito #kankan #hynome #muto #sohbana #music #jpop #ok im finally done tagging

[shoemakerobstetrician]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok I just LOVE it when you reblog some innocent post from outside the mascot chaos - a compilation of pretty Aziraphale expressions perhaps - and suddenly the comments and reblogs are overrun with our specific brand of unhinged:

“blood viscosity threat”

“HEY MAGGOTS”

Various accusations of Sadism and cruelty

“I’m not the one that kidnapped you but goddamn am I enjoying it.”

*eats both popcorn and your hand*

“emotional support fruit”

With the original poster getting all these little snippets as notifications.

WTAF MUST THEY THINK?!😱😱😱

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #good omens mascot

[falling-raine]

hi I'm eris, raine, or loki I go by they/he/she/it/ze/xe/cel pronouns, I'm aroace and gendefluid.

I mostly reblog good omens and the magnus archives stuff but sometimes I have random shitlost of pjo, toh, nimona, doctor who, and some other fandom stuff in there.

pfp and header by @bildadthefuckingshuite !!

im kinda new to Tumblr so I domt exactly know what's going on or what I'm doing but I managed to adopt a sad gay (say hello to my son @weirdly-specific-but-ok ) and make some friends as well as see some amazing art so I suppose I'm not failing miserably.

I also post some of my art under the tag #eris art and my writing under #eris writes and the random stuff I say in under #eris rambles and the the weird stuff that happens with my son will be under #eris' bs which you can feel free to block unless you want rants about vanilla extract and flour appearing on your dash

feel free to dm me, send random asks, or tag me in random things, cause im too scared to dm/tag any of my mutuals cause ✨️anxiety✨️ but I'd love to talk to you

can yall tell I have no fucking idea what I'm saying or doing?

uh basic dni ig no queerphobic people/queer executions, terfs, racist, ext.

#intro post #introduction #introductory post #eris rambles #good omens #the magnus archives #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #doctor who #i have no idea what im doing #if i do it wrong someone please tell me #help #eris art #eris writes

[a-knightingale]

Asmi (@its-a-me-asmi) threatening me, a growing collection:

#asmi #threatening (affectionate) #I have done nothing wrong and don't deserve this.

[mystic-mae]

being a part of maggot server weddings as a flower shit (flower girl but naturally better)

i will be carrying a corpse flower down the aisles

oh and im also allowed to invite fictional people to the weddings, so-

*evil little smirk*

#wedding #asmi fandom #asmi #maggots

[pyromaniacbibliophile]

you know what? Fine. Er- Good Omens is ineffably amazing, everyone should watch it, we have an insane maggot prince, who was kidnapped, if you haven’t WATCH IT NOW YOU FOOLS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING OUT ON

we have David Tennant

#good omens #crowley #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #this is your fault #look #I contributed to the madness. #yay #can i hear a wahoo

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Uhm hello Mr. Mascot... I would just like to know the details of your kidnapping by the Good Omens fandom? And also was there ever a ransom?

OHOHO HELLO MAGGOT. THERE WAS NO RANSOM. I WAS ALONE AND NEW TO THE HELLSITE, AND HAD NO ONE WHO WOULD PAY THE RANSOM.

THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM KIDNAPPED ME AND THEN THEY BECAME MY NEW FAMILY. I LOVE THOSE CRAZY FUCKERS AND I WOULD KILL FOR THEM.

AS FOR THE DETAILS WELL... SOME OF IT IS ON MY PINNED POST? BUT ALSO IT WAS A HECK OF A LONG SAGA MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A POST DESCRIBING IT FOR EVERYONE WHO WASN'T WITNESSING IT LIVE.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #good omens #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom

[cawdra]

For any and all questions regarding the maggot lockdown, please ask in my ask box, I will be gladly answering them tomorrow!

#asmi fandom #asmi #maggotslockedout #maggots unionize #maggots server lockdown #the official maggots server of doom #maggots #good omens #apocalypselockdown #apocalypse

[three-smiles-and-a-unicorn]

A few days as a maggot and I already love all other maggots. You all are great.

The asmi fandom is the best <3

#asmi #asmi fandom

[musicinanime]

Dokimeki Diary - asmi feat. CHINOZO

Anime: Pokemon Horizons

#Pokemon #Pokemon Horizons #asmi #anime #OP

[salokorai]

Gymir had her first murder in my current campaign! :D yay! She accidentally burned a city guard to death (She is a phoenix sorcerer) and she did not take it well... Now this isn't really a campaign where you can just go ahead and murder people without consequences so I decided to prepare a second character - JUST IN CASE x)

Anyway, this is Asmi - she will be my circle of the spores druid (we kind of reworked that type of druid for the campaign - kinda how we had reworked the sorcerer before - now instead of spores she is more like spreading disease-like pollen. But she will be a good guy! Or rather a neutral guy.) I am slightly excited to play her sometime in the future, but for now I obv. hope Gymir will stick around as long as I can make her! :D

#circle of spores #druid #dnd #homebrew #OC #Asmi

[jpopstreaming]

251 new Japanese music releases (2024, week 14)

🎉 Discover 251 new Japanese music releases (2024, week 14) 🌍 Now streaming worldwide on Spotify!

Dive into our weekly updated playlist 🎧

#Hikaru Utada #Aimer #imase #Saucy Dog #Novelbright #natori #Rokudenashi #sumika #asmi #INI #PSYCHIC FEVER #AK-69 #Daoko #syudou #Takaya Kawasaki #TEMPEST #Masayoshi Oishi #BLUE ENCOUNT #ClariS #haruka nakamura #Furui Riho #GADORO #C&K #THE YELLOW MONKEY #jpop #j-pop #j-music #playlist #spotify #japanese music