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sublimecatgalaxy · 1 year

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i have serious negan brainrot and i know you’ll indulge in my thoughts bc we share the same brain🥰 could you please write something about reader being the only one who’s nice to and taking care of negan while he’s locked up? maybe you could incorporate negan and judith’s relationship bc they’re just the cutest 🥺

DUHHHH I'm so happy you're this far in the series lmao

"Morning sunshine." Negan grins as he repeatedly tosses a ball into the air, sending me a sassy smile from across the dim room.

"You seem awfully chipper today." I snort, sliding his breakfast under the cell and he groans loudly as he sits up. He sends me a shameless shrug as I slide down the wall beside his cell, wrapping my arms around my knees as I watch him inspect his breakfast.

"Get to see my best girl." He winks, taking a bite of his toast with a quiet, pleased groan.

"You mean your only girl- your only friend." I tease, watching his brows lift in offense, his hand reaching up to rest over his heart.

"Ouch sweetheart." The name hits me like a punch to the gut but in the best ways, the butterflies in my stomach flipping and churning over a simple name. "Does Judith count as a friend?" He asks, mouth full of food and I giggle, reaching up to slap a hand over my mouth.

"That's pretty sad, Negan." I mutter with a knowing nod, watching a tired look pass through his expression, a boyish grin sliding across his lips.

"Not my fault the only two people I haven't pissed off are a ten year old with way too many questions and a woman who's way outta my league." I try my best to ignore his flirting but I'm not good at it. My whole body temperature increases by at least thirty degrees and my lip tucks between my teeth. He watches me carefully, gaging my reaction before his eyes flutter back down to his breakfast.

"Hate to break it to you but it's not that hard to be out of your league, buddy." He gasps at my choice of language, eyes squinting at me with a pained grin.

"Buddy- Christ on a cracker, Y/n. You're killing me here." He pleads, elbows resting on his knees as he looks down at me with a teasing look, his tongue sweeping out to wet his chapped lips.

"You told me once to always be honest with you."

"Yeah and I always knew you'd shoot straight with me but I never thought you'd be a bully." He laughs, his soft, adoring grin conveying the opposite tone than his attitude.

"You love it." I whisper, the flirtatious, inviting words escaping me before I can stop them but he just gives me a knowing shrug in return.

"I kind of do."

"Am I interrupting something?" My head snaps to the door to see Judith standing in the doorway with a confused look, her brows furrowed tightly as she looks between Negan and I. There are at least six books in her tiny arms, presumably to spark ideas for the many questions she has to pester Negan with.

"Now you have both of your friends in the same place, Negan- how does it feel?" I gasp, waving Judith over to me as she tosses her books down beside me, sliding down between me and the cell.

"Jude, cover your ears, I'm gonna start swearing." Negan warns.

"He's grumpy today." Judith whispers to me, her eyes not leaving Negan for one second as a smirk spreads across her lips. She knows she can get away with almost anything in Negan's presence- she can say whatever she wants, ask anything she wants, and tease him till he's red in the face.

There's a certain soft spot in Negan's heart for the sassy girl; maybe because he knows the shit she's been through, maybe it's because he's known every one of her family members who have died and he feels a sense of responsibility to tell her about them. He's never opened up to me on why he feels so protective over her but I assume it stems from him wanting to finally do right by someone.

"I wasn't annoyed before she showed up, I'd like that noted." Negan adds and Judith giggles, looking to me with a teasing look before looking back at Negan who gazes softly at her.

"Well, Negan, if it makes you feel any better, I was told that when someone picks on you, it means they like you." Negan's eyes snap to me almost instantly as the implication leaves Judith's mouth, my lips parting in quiet shock at how right she is.

"Who told you that?" He asks, not taking his eyes off of me for one second.

"Rosita." I bury my head in my hands at her answer, my chest rumbling with a pained chuckle, realizing that I'll have to talk to Rosita and tell her to stop giving Judith men advice or else I'm going to pay for it.

"She's probably right." Negan shrugs and Judith's eyes light up at his validation. Her head snaps to look at me, almost looking to me to confirm it too but if I confirm it, I'll be confirming Negan's suspicions in regards to my feelings for him. "Got anything to say?" He asks me with a shit eating grin and I just shrug, keeping my mouth shut. "Judith Grimes, you did the impossible. You got Y/n here to shut her mouth." I tilt my head at him with a pointed, annoyed look that only gets a wink in return from Negan.

"You guys are the worst." I huff but Judith is quick to toss her hands up in the air in surrender.

"I did nothing."

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mrhowells · 10 months

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Smallville 4x22

Can't say I feel sorry for Genevieve bc that woman was nasty but Lana just got another thing added to the huge pile of trauma she already had😬

oh hey Lex, so what happened here was-

bunnyyyyy💕

"I had this one last week, really scary. This... guy wearing a red cape." "Wow, that sounds horrible Lois."

I can't do this they're so?????

STOP HAVING EYE SEX IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'mskSJkslKSL Jonathan's face kills me

Mr. and Mrs. Kent, I just wanted to say thanks for everything. You guys are like the Mom and Dad I've always wanted to have.

Lois bby🥺😭😭

"Lois, we want you to know that you are welcome back here any time."

"Actually-" "We'll all miss you, Lois."

SHUSH Clark, we're having a moment here😭

blushing kicking my feet

"Oh, come on Clark, your future is laid out right in front of you. You're gonna go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. And then you and Lana are gonna have a nice little church wedding."

I can't😭

He's such a menace around her it's EVERYTHING

"Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck, I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead."

OMFGSAHSAJDKHA

so much eye contact I'm going insane

If you hear faint screaming in the distance, that's me I'm losing it

CLARK YOU CAN'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE HERE

i already know I'm going to hit the media upload limit and have to delete stuff, ugh😭

this episode is feeding me so well

my beautiful family😭😭😭 they raised me actually, true story

"Because you have a way of getting things in half the time a normal person gets things done." "And I'm not normal?"

Chloe really didn't do this one on purpose but OUCH😬

Lois with her "the general said/ taught me..."🥹

now tell me why this interaction fills me with so much joy😭

I love them so much it makes me look stupid

CLARK WILL U STOP BLAMING YOURSELF JESUS STOOOOP

✨and then I paused the episode and didn't continue until over a month later, my brain is wired like that I fear✨

Jor El is so unserious I'm sorry, if he wasn't so vague and cryptic all the time a lot of messes could've been avoided🤡

I just imagine the actual Jor El watching this go down in the afterlife and facepalming so hard

Clark is sad = I'm sad, it's the law

Lana giving Clark the stone without even removing the blood first lol

I feel so bad for her😭 I swear whoever made the plot decisions on this show got off on Lana being in pain and I'm getting more and more angry on her behalf.

and that's on good instincts

(I've seen people say that Lana going to Lex instead of Clark after killing Genevieve is further proof that she doesn't trust Clark at all and it's like... how tf was Clark going to help her in this situation???😭 I agree that Lana and Clark have trust issues ad infinitum but in this case she just did the logical thing, come on now)

I have to respect this man for the level of unhinged he's reached, truly

Lois is so cool😩 Once again I am free on Saturday-

"Before you leave this earth I want you to know... you did create the son you always wanted."

Lionel when I get my hands on you

NUH UH JASON YOU TOUCH MARTHA ALL BETS ARE OFF

I need Lex to chill and stop manhandling Lana & Chloe please and thank you💀 He's joining the unhinged club

Martha & Jonathan against Jason?? Yes please I love fights between people without powers or martial arts training

🎶somebody save meeeeeee🎶

the way Chloe pushed Lex against the cave wall was hilarious I'm sorry

Fortress bestie we're almost hereee🥳

:(((((

Lois is sad = I'm sad, again, those are the rules

seeing the only place she ever considered a permanent home getting completely destroyed, IT'S A LOT. This whole episode was a lot.

And let's not even get started on Lana JESUS CHRIST. Smallville writers I think we need to sit down and have a conversation about her because WTF?

I don't even care that the witch plot was wacky and Jason's character arc was really badly executed, this season was so much fun.

#ellie's smallville thoughts #smallville #4x22 #clark kent #lois lane #jonathan kent #martha kent #clois #lex luthor #lana lang #chloe sullivan #jason teague

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