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#CoD Ghost simps come get your man!!!!
craftnkittn · 7 months
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This man has been all over my damn Tiktok and now this!!!!
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ivymarquis · 1 year
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The B.A.G. Coalition
Did I use one of my work breaks on my 14hr shift to write this? Yes, yes I did. I also took time out of my day to make sure my introduction to the COD MWII fandom was a crack!fic despite promising angst with Ghost and simping from Price. Both of which are still coming.
Tags; platonic 141 + Reader, crack fic, drinking, weaponization of barrack bunnies, dunking on Graves.
I don’t know how the military works and I don’t care to learn.
You try really, really hard to not fixate too much on the whole being a woman in the boy’s club thing because you’ll drive yourself insane if you do.
You’re good at your job, you’re not getting preferential treatment, and all is right in the world. Your team was cautious, gauging your capabilities but ultimately warming up to you and welcoming you into the fold.
A mission planned with 141 and Shadow company means that Graves is a tolerated interloper into the group.
Everyone is settled into a booth in the corner of a pub near base, a few drinks in as the night wears on. You are finally feeling settled in and like your feet are firmly underneath you and you’re no longer treading water, watching your back as the other 141 assess you.
And it’s the exact moment when Graves asks “Are you seeing anybody?” that you realize you’ve girlbossed entirely too close to the fucking sun.
The table’s reaction is immediate. Your “I beg your pardon?” is muffled by Ghost’s “Sod off, Graves,” Soap’s “She’s been fucking drinking” and Gaz shooting him a look while Price clears his throat with a pointed “Commander?”
Good to know your team has your back because what the fuck.
“Not like that,” you’re not entirely certain if he’s back peddling or being genuine, “I don’t know what it is but none of the women around this base date. It’s like pulling teeth.”
“Really?” Gaz asks. “I haven’t been having any issues.”
Your eyebrow arches, reaching for your drink as you realize there’s not enough alcohol in the world for this conversation. “Yeah no ever since the B.A.G. Coalition was formed, you’re gonna have to download Tinder or something, Commander” You speak without thinking, a look of horror dawning on you that the alcohol has loosened your lips a little too much. Well, shit.
“The what?” Graves asks incredulously.
You panic, reflex having you turn towards Price. “Please get me out of here,” you plead with him.
“Oh no can do, Sergeant.”
You cling to your glass like a buoy. “I’ve said too much,” you whisper.
“What the hell is the B.A.G. Coalition?” Graves asks again.
Taking a long draught of your drink, you steel yourself for both this conversation and the potential wrath of the bunnies now the open secret was out.
“Have you… noticed how the barrack bunnies don’t have anything to do with you?”
His eyebrows draw together. “Guess I never bothered to worry about it. Not like they’re hard to find,”
That last sentence had some teeth to it that you did not appreciate. Especially coming from a man who’s managed to piss off an entire base of them. “Hey now, I love the bunnies, you gotta be nice to them,” you admonish before remembering yourself and quickly adding a “Sir”.
The alcohol has your mind drifting away from the question at hand and going slightly to the left- still focused on the bunnies, but no longer directly leading to the coalition.
“They do important work and make my life easier when some guy is being obnoxious and won’t leave me alone,” you elaborate. “Also most of them are really nice and I don’t blame them for having a type and staying focused on it. I admire the commitment and tenacity.”
“Wait who was bothering you?” Price would hone in on that part.
“No one anymore, after I weaponized one of the bunnies and pointed her in his direction.”
“You…. Weaponized a barrack bunny?” Soap sounded out the idea, clearly having some image of a tactical assault bunny in mind.
“Yes I did. It was absolutely incredible. Poor guy never saw her coming- it was like watching a lioness take down a wounded gazelle.”
“A bunny battalion,” Gaz sighs into his drink, his pupils damn near in the shape of hearts at whatever image his brain was conjuring.
“What the fuck do barrack bunnies have to do with this coalition you’re talking about,” Graves tries to redirect the question.
Shit. Right.
Like, you get why he’s confused. From his perspective at least. Tall, blonde, conventionally attractive with a southern drawl most girls would go gaga over, not to mention the commander of Shadow Company. He should be having women chase him from all over. And here he was with no bitches and getting zero play.
And yet none of those attributes were actually indicative of him like… being a good person. Graves soured you like 3 day old sweet tea. There was something both saccharine and bitter about him all wrapped together even if you didn’t know for sure what the problem was.
“You did something to piss off the bunnies. I don’t know what and frankly I'm afraid to ask. Like, I thought maybe some supreme pick me bunny would rise from the ranks and make her move anyway but they have made a united front. It is both impressive and terrifying,” you’ve got just enough alcohol in your system that fuck it, let’s tell a superior officer a little something about himself that he clearly doesn’t know. “And the rest of us noticed. So it slowed the not-bunnies rolls too.”
There’s a beat of silence before the lightbulb clicks in Ghost’s head and he is busting out laughing. You don’t think you’ve heard him ever make that much noise even when he’s grousing out orders.
Gaz is the next one for the lightbulb to go off, verbalizing what B.A.G. stood for to a stupified Commander (and equally stunned Soap and Price).
“It’s Bunnies Against Graves!”
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aethelwyneleigh27 · 6 months
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Fancy seeing you here😳 (in the COD simping club)
I was thinking(horrible desicion but hear me out)
(maskedFem!reader with Simon Ghost Riley, sort of a 'enemies to lovers' but not really cause they are platonics that love-hate each other and they do get along just with a larger vocabulary.
BUt Ghost is kind of swooning over her? a wee bit?(respectfully, in the corner of the room with his arms crossed,silently and lethally tho)
With cero awareness of his feelings, how he enjoys speaking with her and finds her precense borderline rehabilitating, perhaps he thinks his amazement is normal cause she's once in a lifetime of a unit and; she's also a woman and he almost forgets they exist sometimes so he's just a bit taken back, perhaps his brain rebooting the info. That makes sense.
But it's been almost a year so why is her voice such a melody still? Why does he seem to search for her eyes during sunny days the most searching for the color of them? He's too attentive with her, always getting sucked into the banter far easier than he should when she's involved in it. Can he even blame it on men's hormones when he barely feels anything, much less in that department? Do the rest of the 141 feel that too? Should he feel bothered or at ease?
Like some juicy slowburn 😈. During a mission they're bantering about Gaz being bitchless or her drinking coffee with enough sugar to send Price into cardiac arrest, and she's ambushed out of nowhere on her sniping point, taken for interrogation swiftly after being knocked out.
Angsty sht of her informing the ordeal before never responding to her callsign again, Soap mumbling a curse and Ghost entering autopilot to prioritize efficiency and the guys are a bit amazed by how swift he was wiping out everyone on sight.(Jhon Wick looking ass)
Finding her on a table with her hands and arms tightly bound and being held still by two men as another one had already used a scaple to cut through the middle of her torso almost like he intended to perform a surgery on her whilst she was conscious and aware. Simon shooting the two men right between the eyes but for some reason shooting the guy with the scaple on both of his legs and planting a knife on his eye whilst Soap cuts the rope, she barely gets a word out when Simon cradles her shoulders with one hand, his touch careful. And his voice a lot more soft than he anticipated it to be."Are you alright?"
Evac comes, she gets stitched back together at the hospital and needs to rest till it heals over, everyone cheers and hugs, and Ghost comes to acknowledge his feelings(as much as he can) when he closes the door of his bedroom and the emotions finally hit him, autopilot is turned off and he stares at a wall for almost an hour.
She becomes subject of his nightmares for a little while, he's outside clearing his head when she walks in with insomnia, he's troubled by the relief of the sight of her alive and his solitude being interrupted by the cause of his troubles, nevertheless she's still a welcomed sight, always a welcomed sight. "Oh, fancy seeing you here" "Shouldn't you be resting" "You need the beauty sleep more than me tho, Lt." "*Scoffs*" ..... "Wanna see it?(the scar)" "I knew you were a man(your dickl?)" "Is that why you've been up my ass all the time?" .... "Alright show me" she lifts her sweater up, a barely closed scar from bellow her ribs to bellow her belly button, he doesn't mean to but he flinches at the sight, tensed shoulders and furrowed brows the sleep deprivation has him in less control than usual and she notices. Still, he's fine cause he's Ghost and casually comments "It's healing rather quickly" he looks away unable to stand the memory of it just yet, she pulls it back down leaning her elbows over the window, just two feet away from each other. She takes the thin black mask off from around her ears letting the cold night hit her face properly, he looks away instantly. "It's fine, nothing you haven't seen" he very reluctantly glances back "So, they said y'all only found me in record time cause of you Lt." she glances at him and he glances out of the window, if he looks at her now he's afraid he won't be able to look away, "Just didn't want you spilling your guts to em" she snorts and her small laugh fills the silence of the night, perhaps the one in his heart aswell
"Your savior privileges have been revoked" "Too soon?" "....Just in time Ghost" she tilts her head to look at him, he makes the mistake of staring back out of reflex and thank fucking god for the balaclava he's wearing, he keeps his eyes from widening this time, but not from softening,cautiously mapping her face with her explicit permission trying so fucking hard to not make it obvious "Could convince me im the one with the skull balaclava with how avoidant you are" "Who knows maybe you scare more without the mask" she yawns and into her palm eyes getting heavier quickly, he's really fucking trying to unglue his eyes from her, a silence ensues, she looks at him again and "Thank you, Simon" she smiles gratefully, her gaze anchored on his and- isnt she a bit embarrassed to be this outright? He certainly is, his face burns, his heart skips a beat, seems getting flustered does the trick cause he finally rips his eyes from hers she chuckles at his expense and before he can reply she's standing up slipping her mask back on "Sweet dreams lieutenant"
Or
Enemies(frienemies) to lovers(but not really cause Ghost just realizes he's fucked up™) with maskedfem¡reader. Ghost begins to question the nature of his feelings towards her and realizing he's in fact a bit too fond of her. Im not quite good of height differences so if you'll be using height as a factor to describe, can she be atleast as tall as Soap? The whole 'petite' or 'chubby' Isn't my thing at all aswell, i need this woman to be a ball of muscle hitting her chest like a gorilla lmao. That weird drabble i put there is just to give kind of an idea but honestly do whatever you'd like, the way he realizes can be through some jealousy, some kidnapping, her getting drunk and soap putting her on his back or whatever i just wanna see him getting the hibbie jibbies, the toe curler hair twirling disease 💀
Feel free to ignore me i know it can be annoying to get a whole ass fanfic in your asks, have a wonderful day i love your writing💕
If anyone is looking for that whole ass fic this anon sent me then here it is, a fucking masterpiece I tell you <333
Like I can definitely see an enemies to friends to lovers situation with Ghost and of course there's gonna be jealousy because what better way than to push someone's buttons with tension??
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itsthatoneguy · 8 months
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done with the cod fandom
im done, it’s not even the amount of gay ships or smut that’s everywhere it’s the fact that you people are too fucking horny to research any character and have them be realistic, no these are war criminals who will commit crimes to get missions done, nobody in call of duty is “good” so you’re gonna have to accept the fact that you are simping for a bad man and not a “ 💅 bad man 💅 “
im also really mad cause nobody will acknowledge gaz and replaces him with konig or Alejandro
just include gaz with konig and Alejandro at least but no gaz is underrated and he’s in task force 141
roach died after stepping on a land mine, surviving, getting shot in the abdomen by Shepard, surviving, then lit on fire while alive. He is a roach, and nobody will acknowledge him, it’s so hard to even find someone who will write about him for me while also avoiding you horny people.
if you like KorTac guys (only konig cause he’s an UwU brOkeN AnxiOuS trEmBlinG fEmbOy) then ermmmm 🤓 👆 fucking nikto, that man has DID, survived torture and wears a mask because his face is so goddamn ripped up and you people wouldn’t have a single idea who he is.
mace, this guy if you want your goddamn gay representation or black representation, mace is right there!! Actually less sarcasm on this one, mace is a good character not morally, but. He has scarification to honer his heritage and doesn’t wear sleeved shirts to show that, if you like ghosts design, then you can like him too! He’s got a metal skull mask and used to work with ghost and decided to take on a feature from him, this will come back in a bit.
there’s legit some actual cool background characters.
from another post which I found really refreshing: the military isn’t really the best for lgbtq people, so I haven’t played the game but from my knowledge the jackals and Alejandro’s group are not official (most likely are I think) so they would as they are be the most lgbtq friendly which still, this is a fandom designed for squeaker alpha male kinda guys.
about ghostsoap: it’s a fine ship but y’all need to work on the fact that soap and ghost are like siblings, along with the fact, ghost acts like a caring older sibling, as he had refused to go back to the military until he had helped his own brother with his addiction and threw out his abusive dad (based ghost) and returned when his family was fixed again, as well as allowing mace to use a skull mask like his own, as well as soap saying “I wanna be like you when I grow up” to him, I can’t find if it’s actually there, but you can tell clearly, ghost is like an older brother to a lot of people and it gives odd feelings when you see a brother figure being shipped with someone who acts like a sibling to him.
in general: calling them Babygirls is funny, but it’s actually really gross when you take it serious and make them into trembling femboys
Serious when I say I’ve felt actually psychically disgusted at so many people here
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wierdaesthetic · 6 months
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Stop hating on cod simps
Wait, because this thing has been sitingon my mind for the past couple of days. Why the fuck do men hate on women for simping for Ghost and Konig and stuff like that. I see them in tiktok comments like bruh cod simps ruined them for me and I just wanted to play them like normal. Like bitch,first of all you a grown ass man and a tiktok changed your mind about "the boys" game, come on who is buying that. Second of all, just because men's sexualisation of women on games is normalised that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Yall sit here and complain about Ghost and Konig being Gen Z sex simbols when back in your age when Lara Croft finally got trianglular tits yall would beat your meat to that everyday for weeks. Dont even get me started on Mortal Kombat, which is one of my favourite games but oh my just type mortal kombat female character. At least we as women like some gear/protection on our fighter, you bitches said Fuck it, lets give her realisticly 0% chance of living because she is practlicly wearing a bikini BUT we aint stopping lets take that to minus where SHE HAS TO WEAR HEELS!! WHY? Cause it sexy, duh! Mortal Kombat isnt suppose to be realistic yeah nor Call of duty CAUSE THEY ARE GAMES!! LET PEOPLE FUCKING LIVE AND WANNA FUCK THEIR MONITORS!! ITS THEIR OWN PROBLEM!! Yall have been fucking waifu pillows and getting of to bayonneta and shit, so now that women found someone to simp over now sexualisation of game characters is weird? Also your itsy bitsy Ghost opperator isn't getting offended or humilated from such coments, you know why? Cause he is pixels on a fucking scene! He doesn't have emotions... also he hasn't been throught the shit that you say, you want to know why again? CAUSE HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON. But oh yeah, men they are complitly normal for spamming their horniness under Kylie Jenners or Zoe Kravitz posts, yeah thats totally normal, for say "I would pound her so hard he scoliosis would fix" or "I fuck her so hard we would demolish from existance" YEAH THAT TOTALLY NORMAL. But 2 teen girls say he is so fine or hear me out under a post? NONO THATS WEIRD AND UNCOMFY. I just think that your toxic masculinity is getting over your head cause you know that if you come across and actually attractive woman that has a Ghost or Konig type, you would never ever be able to bag her since you could never reach the type of atractiveness they exude EVEN WITHOUT SHOWING THEIR FACE? On that topic I have seen a lot of girls being asked why do they like masks on me. Bitch, lets rewing you remember mortal kombat? Do you remember what do ALL females have in common in there? MASKS? Have you ever asked a man why did they do that? To interperte the face of them how every they imagined but cod men yeah no war criminals dont yassify them. That all enough. I am tired. Fuck off (to anyone that disagrees) and Good night.
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all-for-the-simps · 1 year
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‘Trial Oneshots’
CoD x Original Character  Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II 
Context: RIGHT, this is what I’m going to do. I am extremely indecisive about which man I want to pair Frost with (‘cause I simp for most of them and can’t choose.) So, what I’m going to do is in this post, write short bullet-point oneshots for each man. AND THEN, add a poll and have you people (the readers) choose which of them has the best chemistry with Frost. When I have the results, I will begin writing a more plot-based story with continuous chapters (I love angst and slow burn so-)
A/N: I’m excited for this- The options are listed so :) (also, everyone is very ooc ‘cause I don’t know too much about canon but I do not give a single shit.)
🚫female-aligned people DNI🚫
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Ghost - “Have some respect.”
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Frost walks through the base, a rhythm to his step as he plays keepy-uppy with a small pebble he found on the ground.
He doesn’t see Ghost walking towards him, also not looking at what he’s going.
They end up bumping into each other, causing Ghost to drop some papers on the ground and causing Frost to lose balance slightly.
“Watch where you’re going!” Ghost grumbles.
Frost crossed his arms, “You could’ve walked around me, y’know? Plenty of space.”
Ghost narrows his eyes are Frost, who’s his height and is just as big as him.
He thought that if he could intimidate this newcomer, he’d gain some sort of respect.
“I was busy looking at these. You should’ve been more aware of your surroundings.” Ghost said, waving the papers in Frost’s face. 
“Maybe you should’ve been looking where you were going, yourself.” Frost grunted.
Ghost was sick of this guy's shit. From day one, Ghost thought he was far too immature and disrespectful.
And from day one, Frost thought that Ghost was uptight and just out to get him.
“You will have some respect for your superiors.” Ghost said sternly, with a tone that sounded like he was talking to a child.
Frost scoffed and said, “Respect is a two-way street, Lieutenant.” 
With that, Frost walked off, hands in his pockets and humming satisfied with how he handled the conversation.
Ghost stares after him, his profound irritation only increasing as he watched Frost saunter away.
[You do not understand how much I love angsty enemies-to-lovers arcs-]
Soap - “Do the thing.”
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Soap watched as Frost demonstrated hand-to-hand combat techniques to some new recruits, teaching them to further enhance their capabilities.
Soap appreciated Frost’s swiftness and his display of obvious experience and skill.
After the session was finished, Frost started walking away and Soap quickly followed. 
“Do you have your Katanas here?” Soap asked.
He was always extremely curious about the swords.
Frost laughed and said, “You just want to play pirates, don’t you?”
Soap got defensive, “No! No, it’s not that!”
“Then what?”
“Can you do the thing?”
Frost got confused, “... What thing?”
“The thing you always do. Your signature move!”
“Soap, I don’t have a signature move.” At this point, Frost was confused but found Soap’s failure to properly convey what he means amusing.
“You know, when you-” Soap then demonstrated a specific move by waving his arms in the air a bit.
Frost burst into laughter and Soap couldn’t help but laugh along, knowing how ridiculous he probably looked.
“I see now, come on then.” Frost laughed and started walking to the barracks (He keeps his box under his bed).
Soap waited outside the door and when he saw Frost come back out with his Katanas, he was ecstatic.
“Come on!” Soap sort of cheered. Frost laughed and stood in front of an empty barrel.
Frost then stood focused, his vibe completely different from a second ago, his stare intense.
Soap was astounded by how fast Frost could switch up his demeanour.
Frost jumped and swung his body around, 360° kicked the barrel, then crossed his swords and sliced away horizontally, taking the top off the barrel and a perfectly straight line.
Soap’s jaw was practically on the floor. “I could watch that all day.”
Frost sighed, knowing now that every time Soap would see him, he’d ask Frost to do that.
[And yes, these two would totally play pirates with each other- A truly chaotic duo.]
Gaz - “What do you think of dogs?”
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Gaz found himself hanging around Frost during their downtime on the base, finding Frost’s company new and different.
The way Frost talked about things was intriguing to him.
One day, while just casually talking like they usually did, Gaz had an idea.
“What do you think of dogs?”
“Dogs?” Frost repeated.
“Yeah. We have K9s, I was wondering if you wanted to see them training.”
“Hell yeah, man! I love dogs. Always had them growing up.”
Gaz nodded with a smile and led Frost to the K9 training… place… thing.
When they got there, they just stood on the sidelines watching the dogs take orders.
Frost had never seen something like that before, not in person at least and he got somewhat excited.
Gaz watched Frost as he got increasingly happy over these dogs.
When the dogs were done with their training, Gaz didn’t have enough time to turn to Frost before the guy disappears and reappears standing in front of the person training the dogs.
“Can I pet them?” Frost asked.
The handler was a bit shocked at the forwardness of Frost’s excited tone but nodded when they saw Gaz coming up behind Frost.
Frost immediately knelt down and began laughing as the dogs licked this friendly stranger’s face.
Gaz looked down at Frost playing with these two dogs and found himself admiring Frost’s smile.
Gaz patted one of the dog’s heads and chuckled quietly as the dog licked his hand.
Frost was still laughing, and it simply excited the dogs further.
Gaz laughed to himself when he realised that Frost had the same energy as these dogs.
But he knew that if he told Frost that, Frost would deny it and then immediately prove him right.
[It’s giving secret admiration and neither of them knows, y’know?]
Alejandro - “Be more careful.”
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Alejandro has to patch up Frost after a rough mission.
Frost was more injured since he doesn’t like using guns on the field, so he’s got a few more bullet wounds than most men.
“You’ve got a gun, why don’t you use it?” Alejandro asked.
“I’m trained in close-contact fighting, what can I say?” Frost replied and then hissed at the pain as Alejandro jabbed a wound a little too hard with a sanitised cloth.
“Sorry,” Alejandro mumbled, glancing at Frost before going about the task more gently.
“You know, I admire your tactical strategies. I could never have come up with a plan like that.” Frost said.
“I’m Colonel for a reason.” Alejandro quipped with a slight smile. “But you got badly hurt, I wouldn’t call it a full success.”
“Argh, that’s my own fault, not yours.” Frost dismissed.
“You were one against four at one point, you understand you’re lucky to be alive?” Alejandro said, brows furrowing.
“Well, I’m still here, so it’s fine,” Frost mumbled.
“You should be more careful,” Alejandro grumbled, frustrated.
“We’re in the army, Alejandro. It’s our job to get shit done. Doesn’t matter how many bullets I take, I’m still helping people.” 
Alejandro pursed his lips and stopped what he was doing and considered his next words carefully.
“Every time we lose someone, we not only lose the person but all of their experience and skills,” Alejandro said and Frost chuckled.
“Let me guess, you just want a guy with swords around to save your ass- OW!” Frost yelped as Alejandro tugged on the bandage he was tying around Frost’s arm on purpose. 
Alejandro chuckled as Frost glared his him.
“That’s for getting hurt.” He said.
“Yeah, and you’re not helping,” Frost said before smiling slightly.
Rudy - “Duck!”
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“Frost, down that alley. We’ll be able to sneak around easier in the dark,” Rudy said and Frosted nodded.
As they rounded the corner, they came across two men guarding the door of the building.
Rudy and Frost looked at each other, silently agreeing to take out one guy each.
As quietly as possible, they snuck up behind the men and as Rudy shot one man, Frost put his hand on the mouth and nose of the other, quietly slicing his throat from behind. 
They both lay the bodies down and went back to the alleyway, waiting for Alejandro to give the signal.
But that signal never came, but the sounds of gunshots and incoherent yelling could be heard in the distance.
Rudy looked at Frost and they both ran back down the alley, crossing over different streets to go to a more tactical point.
But on their way, they came across the enemy.
As Rudy shot at people, ducking behind the wall, Frost was out in the open, slicing up men and deflecting bullets.
Even in the midst of battle, Rudy couldn’t help but admire Frost’s reflexes.
When all nearby enemies had seemingly been defeated, Rudy stood up and smiled at Frost.
He didn’t see what Frost saw behind him.
“Duck!” Frost yelled and without any hesitation, Rudy hit the ground.
Frost threw one of his swords at the man who had his gun aimed at Rudy from behind.
The man went down and Frost walked over, taking back his Katana.
Rudy looked at Frost with slightly wide eyes.
“Thanks.”
“No problem, man.”
[Nah, ‘cause they’d be so soft with each other.]
[I was going to do König too, but I’m gonna focus on 141 for now. If someone wants to see the König/Frost chemistry, then I’ll do it.]
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I will also do incorrect quotes, comics, headcanons and other more silly things with these guys because that’s always fun :)
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