#Cowerkers

[grillaum]

50 little FATT guys (Part 2)

Last year, I draw 15 little guys for the 15 days de Friends at the table. This year, I have 50 little guys for you! Unfortunately Tumblr limit is 30 images so there will be two parts.

#friends at the table #f@tt #15 days of fatt #15daysoffatt #cowerkers

[melffen]

Finally finished the second (and last) chapter of this story!

It was supposed to be a one- shot bit I did write a little continuation as a treat, now I have time to write the other four fic ideas I have for this two

#lackadaisy #vikdecai #viktor vasko #lackadaisy pilot #tracy g. butler #viktor x mordecai #mordecai heller #mordecai x viktor #mrs. bapka #is it gay to love hearing your cowerker talk? #yes #yes it is

[loustatapologist]

Imagine getting fired from your job for cheating on your wife

#try guys #united states is not a real place #wtf #that's his private life why are his cowerkers dropping him like this #you guys are more puritanical than i thought #can you just find it funny and move on? #nope parasocial relationship it is #people using victim language in Twitter are honestly insane #cmon people the wife guy who's brand is loving his wife being a cheater is hilarious Don't lie to me

[omarfor-orchestra]

Io li amo signor giudice, è così

#oh no I'm getting parasocial again #are you so loved by your cowerkers that they keep singing your songs even the ones that aren't part of the show y'all are working on #brb i gotta cry #mare fuotag

[yougetsick]

I kind of miss working at Safeway... I think I took for granted how chill and stable of a workplace it was

#all my cowerkers were so cool and treated me with so much respect which was massive for a 17 year old used to constant infantilization #unlike when I worked for my universities stupid cafeteria this fall where I got pulled to the side and asked if I had some kind of disorder #because I didn't know to do things that weren't asked of me

[catinfroghat]

I can save this (delusional)

#i wouldn't usually care but I'm getting a new cowerker tomorrow 💀 #in hindsight maybe this should have waited but oh well i missed the teenage years of making bad decisions so I'm making them now

[aviralz]

👀 . . . . . . #workmemes #worklife #corporatehumor #corporatelife #googledoc #corporateworld #corporatememes #workhumor #officelife #officememes #workjokes #memesdaily #corporatemilennial #millennialmemes #workplacehumor #workplacememes #worksucks #workmotivation #workfromoffice #cowerker #workfromhome #funnyworkmemes #officehumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CglQmpGvKSs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#workmemes #worklife #corporatehumor #corporatelife #googledoc #corporateworld #corporatememes #workhumor #officelife #officememes #workjokes #memesdaily #corporatemilennial #millennialmemes #workplacehumor #workplacememes #worksucks #workmotivation #workfromoffice #cowerker #workfromhome #funnyworkmemes #officehumor

[aliceinborderlandsquidgame]

YanDoctorChishiya x Reader - Best Medicine

Notes: Yandere Chishiya - Suicide mention - Mental health and Illness mention - Delusional Reader - DARK CHISHIYA - Manipulation -

Notes 2: im not by any means an expert in mentall illness so this may have some mistakes in that part.

When you started to date Chishiya things seemed extremely fine. He was kind, smart, a bit rash and sarcastic. But you two found a balance in your relationship.

He knew almost (if not all) of you. Your likes, dislikes, your favorites places. He noticed and kept track on things you hated or loved.

He kept track on your relationships, your cowerkers, friends, family....

When he got into your family you were scared. Your family got a long list of mentall illness in them. Depression, bipolar disorder...to name a few. But Chishiya was a doctor, he told you he undertood both the fear of not being accepted and the illnes themself.

So you dont know when or who you srated to feel paranoic around....everyone.

First episode was on yours Sister Birthday, you were doing fine, dancing and drinking a bit. Chishiya was there having a talk with yours Sisters Husband. When suddendly you started to hear voices...but not the voices from your family or friends. Strange ones, what they said you could not describe but it became too much, the voices, the music, you passed out right there.

The second episode was at your work. You were doing just fine, tiping your reports and filling up some late work when an email appear

I see you :)

You brushed it off as one of your coworkers making a joke to you (you would bet it was Kai doing it).

Stop Kai :P

You sent that reply and continued to work when another email came.

Who is Kai ?

Alright now that was....off. You turned to Kai's desk and got a chill down your spine. Kai's desk was marked as "absent".

You decided to blocke the email and continue but as the day went by more emails came.

Why did you block me ?

We want to see you

Please reply we are lonely

Do you want to see mom ?

The last message got your nerves. Your mom had passed away comitting suicide thanks to her delusional mind. Your biggest fear was ending like her.

Days passed and it just got worse.

You would be walking and see random figures that were not there when you took a second look. The emails kept coming and getting worse.

You started to have nightmares almost everynight and since Chishiya had took night shifts he could not help you during these times.

You did not want to tell someone about it. Not when you started to hear your friends saying things in distorsed voices when you were with them at your home.

You went to emergency care when you felt like you could not take it anymore. The Doctor who attended you listened and wrote down everything.

"I know most crazy people says this...but im sane, i swear"

The Doctor told you to wait for him in the room. When he left you tried to remember when things started.

Your first episode was in your sisters party, but what was befote that ? Why was everything so blurry ?

You could see one figure screaming at you, moving their hands, they took your neck and told you something but you could just not remember what they did.

"Here she is" The Doctors voice said.

With Horror you saw Chishiya standing there, a small smirk on his face.

Chishiya and you were the happier couple ever, all of the stalking months had gave their fruits. Chishiya knew about your fear of being left because of your family with their mental health problems, but he never had a problem with it. He knew about these illness, how terrible they were and how society was not understanding about them.

He never tought he would have to use them against you...

It was just one morning, one bad morning. He was not sure how, but you had discovered he had been stalking you and were angry, well more than angry at him. Screams started to go from you, not getting him a reaction till you say the words that made him do it

"Im leaving you, i dont want nothing to do with you"

Chishiya lost it. He took you by the neck, pressing it and whispering to you

"I wont let you, I will be the only one you will be able to count on"

And just like that he chocked you, letting you fall. When you fell your head it the floor a bit too strong. Chishiya took you to his friend clinic who did not question about the marks on your neck.

"Possible memorie lose" where the words that stood with Chishiya.

And that was the start of his plan and downfall. As a Doctor getting different types of medications was not a problem, even easier if you knew how to move around the underground world.

Chishiya got the typical medications for a standar dementian patient. The next weeks he added them in whatever you were having. Food, drinks...it was just about some time they made their effects or side effects.

When you passed out in your Sisters Birthday Chishiya played the worried boyfriend card perfectly, and while you were at the hospital he made a small comment about you being paranoic the last few days. He saw how your sister went silence, fearing the worse.

Harassing you by email was in his opinion a low move but necesary. He remember when you called him crying, rambling about emails and how they kept mentioning your mother but when you showed them the emails were not there.

You had tried to take a photo of them but that one did dissapear too.

Chishiya had to contract a hacker for it, he gave him the specific words he wanted you to read, and made it clear to remove all the evidence once it was done.

You then started to see figures around, another side effect from the medication and to think your friends were not your friends or how them were trash talking you.

And while all of this happened Chishiya talked with your family. Your Sister insisted that you were fine, but when Chishiya made her listen to your call from work she stopped talking.

Your father, the old man who had lost his dear wife was worried. He did believe you had started to fall into madness like your mother and listened to Chishiya as he was god.

"I believe the best would be to get her a treatment....and to let her live with me" Chishiya had soflty said.

"I know this type of illness well, i can take care of her in my house, and it will be better than have her in a mental hospital".

Your Sister was against it but your father accepted, under one condition that for Chishiya was like hitting the jack box.

"We will do that. But you will marry her, i want you to take care of her for the rest of your life"

Your looked confused at Chishiya who took the seat besides you. Without noticing he put a silver ring on yout finger and kissed your hand.

"Chishiya what-"

"Im here love" love, a word he never uses. "I will take care of you from now. You seem to have what you mother had, but dont worry. You will stay at my house, i promise you, i will be the best husband and doctor for you".

"Wait...what do you mean husband, and doctor?" You asked with horror. "And what is that i have the same as my mother the other doctor-"

"He went to ask for a second opinion and that was mine. You have been dealing with such a harsh time now, and i havent been there. But now i will, i will be with you forever now. No matter how much you want to be away, or how sane you think you are, i will make you insane so i can have you all for myself".

#alice in borderland #alice in borderland netflix #chishiya #aib imagine #aib imagines #chishiya x reader #alice in borderland x reader #queque playing cards

[sailormoomsbees]

DAMN CREW HEADCANONS 😚✌️

(I think we all know this alr) LASKO MOORE WEARS CIRCLE GLASSES

Huxley is Darwin from the amazing world of gum ball

Damien has a fatty (his ASS AGH)

Freelancer wears shorts during winter

Gavin was a witness to FL riding a hoverboard on all fours down the stairs

Freelancer likes cheese(me too)

Huxley IS a Disney Princess he befriends all animals he sees

Lasko is a theater kid (yes Ik he’s like 30 but it counts)

Cowerker is so so dumb but not in a Huxley way I mean in a ‘walks into everything’ kinda way

FL has flown off the swings into a parking lot more than one time

Caelum ate unbaked cookies before

Huxley and FL tied a Barbie to a ceiling fan

Gavin and FL act out scenes in the IKEA house planner thingys

Damien has beef with ALL rodents

Lasko,Hux and FL all have emotional support waterbottles

Damien liked mean girls

#redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #insert smooch #redacted damn #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted lasko #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted caelum

[glassamphibians]

second night in a row a cowerker calls out and i have to close by myself

#on the bright side the closing manager could not care less what i do so i can just sit and read for half an hour

[henriiiii-1001old]

anything youve got about your channel 3 subplot au? if you want to share :)

ooohohoho ur tempting me em u really are-

ok. i'll give a basic synopsis.

eric sanchez after giving the report on dave basically goes inside the church to see if he could find whatever made the screaming and maybe have more coverage for the news station. he meets gabriel and preacher, gets fucking scared shitless, and runs out.

he hasnt been able to see his cowerkers the same way since then. especially since one of them isnt acting right and the other looks just like gabriel...

#mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue #channel 3 subplot au #eric sanchez #i promise art of them will come soon o^o #station interviews #friend tag #evidence reel #<- technically bc theyre usually used for longer posts LMAO #ty for the ask tho!!!!

[melffen]

Lackadaisy Modern Headcanons

I always found thinking of this characters in a modern setting very funny in terms of how the dynamics they have with each other may change thanks to the new time period, how they would interact with certain things, media, pop & internet culture, trends, etc.

So when I was thinking what pop singer would each character listen to I realized that it would be really funny for Mordecai to secretly be a swiftie. Impossible, in my opinion, but really funny.

But since it was too good of an idea to just abandon it completely due to improbability I decided to change it into this instead:

Mitzi once spread the rumor Mordecai secretly was a Swiftie in order to mess with him.

The chain of events she invented to tell from where she got that information would go pretty much in the same way as how Amy found out Shadow himself is a Swiftie in the official Sonic Frontiers Q&A live stream: She was singing one of her songs to herself (Anti-hero) when she overheard Mordecai suddenly chiming in for a verse thinking no one was hearing him!

This is a lie of course, a little white lie for the sake of fun, but everyone bought it and collectively decided not to confront Mordecai (yet) so he could come out as a Swiftie when he was ready.

So the rumor floated through the speakeasy for a while without Mordecai noticing anything at all.

This was until one night, after finishing a job with Mordecai in a particularly impossible mood, Viktor decided that going through Taylor's entire "This is" selection on Spotify non- stop was better than hearing his cowerker complain about another thing... and so they did.

And there they where, two of the most dangerous trigger man in St. Louis, Missouri, speeding through the roads with "You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)" on full blast.

Mordecai just went with it for a while because 1. He also wasn't feeling like starting another argument just because, 2. Viktor was driving and so, also in charge of the music and 3. Who was him to judge the big guy if he wanted to expand his music taste? He had seen him spending a lot of time with Ivy anyway.

But for Non- Swifties it can be very hard to listen to so many of her songs for long periods of time (speaking from experience here) so eventually one of them snapped. It was Mordecai of course, it was previously established that Viktor spends too much time with Ivy for his own good.

So, in the middle of "I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor's Version)", the black cat started asking harshly/begging the slovak to please change the playlist or just turn off the music.

But when Viktor responded with something among the lines of "But ya' like it! Put it so you vould shut up!" Mordecai just stared at him in his typical Mordecai confusion face:

"WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD EVER MAKE YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE THIS WOMAN'S MUSIC!?!?!? AND TO THE POINT TO OF BEING A FAN!?!?!?"

"MITZI SAY SO!"

Let's just say that they all learned a lesson from that:

Viktor learned to take any information about Mordecai's interests that didn't come directly from the man himself with a grain of salt.

Mordecai learned he had to keep up with people's stupid gossip to prevent any more misunderstandings.

And Mitzi learned that if she wanted to keep Mordecai from finding out all the silly rumors she may or may not have spread about him then she would have to make sure Viktor was out of it, the man was not made for inner gossip.

And maybe, just maybe, both man found a few of her songs quite nice and might listen to them from time to time. Maybe.

*Quietly sneaks "Bad Blood" into the Vikdecai playlist*

#lackadaisy #lackadaisy pilot #lackadaisy headcanons #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisy modern headcanons #tracy g. butler #viktor vasko #mordecai heller #mitzi may #taylor swift #shadow the hedgehog is a swiftie #mitzi loves messing with mordecai #atlas was probably laughing his ass off in the background #what a mad lad

[sixphon6s]

yk my cowerkers hurting wen dey ask if we get paid ona day we do

[nationwidedornermoment]

Isn't hazbin hotel a kids show?? My 50+ cowerker just recommended it to me

[raven]

i love how while cats do have breeds they dont really change anything or give out that much information about what the cat looks like (with some exceptions) so my cowerker will be like what kind of cat do you have and im like oh hes just normal

hes just a guy

#normalest cat in the world

[numbaoneflaya]

referred to myself as a grown ass man in a sentence forgetting most ppl are weird abt gender and my manager and cowerkers were like PFFT HGDFGH did u just call urself a grown ass man?? LMFAOOOOOFHDF and now refer to me jokingly as sir. little do they know they are playing into my kinks here now

#dumbasses can’t accept that a young girl is also a grown man :/ I hate the working world