That's mad edgy of you, shocked a 90 year old can navigate tumblr so well, kudos to you for managing to keep up with technology.
I'll quote JRR Tolkien here for your first failing
"But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."
I just have a soul and oppose needless suffering.
You being evil is a failing I can't really do anything about, but maybe this dancing duck will put a healing salve on that cold black heart of yours and you might remember what it's like to love like a human being once more before your aged body is taken in to the cold cold ground forever.
Something I really really really wish customers would understand is like. How much really dumb pointless shit matters to corporate. How if you liked your service please don't leave a review with anything other than 100% across the board because giving us an 80% or a 70% just makes our review score stay the same or drops it. It's never good enough and they're always barking at us to do better no matter how good we do it doesn't amount to anything unless we're at 90-100% . Please if you do surveys only ever leave 100% if your happy with your service please I beg you