#DELICIOUS.

[power-handmaiden]

Day 27: Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys

I remember back in 2015-2016 when I was reading tinglers for the first time, I skipped this one for a while, because there are a lot of them and chocolate milk just didn't inherently appeal to me as much as other living objects. When I finally read "Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay" I realized I was missing out, and I should have known better- because unlike coffee (the beverage I personally find sexier), chocolate milk has a special significance to the Tingleverse. (I hope someday we get a spaghetti tingler. That could be great for some tentacle-type action. OK maybe my monsterfucker bias is showing.)

This tingler is one I recommend to people who are tingler-curious but aren't really romance fans in general. I love it when tinglers go to unexpected places. Also, some of my favorite tinglers are ones that end with a main character's destruction or some sort of cataclysmic event. It's just something you don't see often in romance, and it makes tinglers more exciting to me that while the story might end with the main characters getting together romantically or parting ways, there are a whole host of other possibilities, like... the main character being fatally wounded and killing an alternate version of his future sexual partners in the middle of the story, and eventually becoming the universe itself. God, this one goes places.

#2024 tingles my butt #chuck tingle #Haven't actually drank chocolate milk in a while so I just fixed myself a peppermint chocolate soy milk before I sat down to type this. #Delicious.

[obsessive-evie]

maybe I do have a thing for arms…

#or just her #wcbb #paige bueckers #but like cait and Kate arms are also delicious #arms are so delicious #women are so delicious #tall women are so delicious #what a great day to be a lesbian #delicious. #injury time paid off in the end

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

No but David Kaye was literally perfect in TFA. He’s great for a younger take on Optimus, especially since he pulls off young serious stern hero whose willing to die to save others, whose also sassy

He's such a good sweet and genuine boy and I love him so much and I'm so happy for him every time he gets to cause problems on purpose for sentinel. TFA Optimus is only smug when its EARNED and the show does such a good job of making you root for him because everyone is SO mean to him and you're just waiting on the moment when he stops holding his tongue and really fucking lets em have it.

Literally just "aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?"

#not polls #animated optimus is genuinely my favorite version of the character bc he has so much personality #and that personality is so so wonderful and sweet #he just feels like A Guy you could Talk To and have a really fun conversation with #like im all for silly dilf in g1 or autism prime in tfp #but 20 something stepdad repair guy with the weight of two worlds on his shoulders AND baggage from his exes?? #delicious. #literally cannot be beaten. #especially when played by david kaye who does a WONDERFUL job of portraying him #truly the 'i do not know what im doing at this job. i am so tired. but by god im gonna give it my all' voice of all time #maccadam

[dreambreathing]

well that happened!!

#delicious.

[cozyships]

Your f/o having to go out into uncertainty and likely danger. They could be the most capable person in the world for the job, but it doesn't stop you from worrying. Not even their confidence - or act of confidence - can make you rest easy until they come back safe and sound.

"If you're so worried I won't come back, here-" They say, and they cup your face and give you a sweet, gentle kiss that promises a future together after the dust settles. And when they pull away, they smile. A weak, nervous smile, but one of hope. "I'll be back for the repayment."

It's a promise. To you and themself.

#this idea has been haunting me so. maybe it'll hit for you guys too? #cozy speaks #tweaked a smidge but. yeah this is mostly abt g rn #listen. if a guy who was always trying to convince the both of us that we were just acquaintances and he didnt feel that attached did This?? #delicious. #r: off balance

[py6oto]

to the game that helped me find myself

2023.09.15

#undertale #undertale 8th anniversary #undertale fanart #not hlvrai . sorry guys undertale is too strong #i drew this while eating noodle #Delicious.

[knock3]

reading so many wonderful posts about mr ray toro. would love to contribute but all i can think of is how he's onigiri shaped.

#delicious.

[yahargul]

the driving force of scream 6's narrative being how easily women who fight back against abusive boyfriends are vilified by rampant online conspiracy theories?? when i say the scream series has NEVER missed

#scream 6 #textp #OH ITS SO GOOD #DELICIOUS.

[jopzer]

gonna learn to gif specifically so i can put shauna and roy relaxing their clenched fists into open-palmed presses onto jamie and jackie's backs next to each other.

#beebles #shaunajackie #royjamie #ted lasso #yellowjackets #again sorry to get up in y'all's tags #this parallel fucken lives in my brain. #delicious.

[someones-anachronism]

i have a question

does ANYONE know/remember Fern Gully??????? even if you say no, HERE'S HEXXUS AKA THE FIRST VILLAIN I EVER FELL IN LOVE WITH AT LIKE AGE 8-- lmao what does that say about me as a person

he's voiced by TIM CURRY

also HE HAS A SONG HE SINGS

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hit me one time! Hit me twice! Ahhh - that's rather nice!

Oil and grime... poison sludge Diesel clouds and noxious muck Slime beneath me... slime up above Ooh you'll love my (ah-oh-ah) toxic love

I see the world and all the creatures in it I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach 'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand With the destruction of this worthless jungle land And what a beautiful machine they have provided To slice a path of doom with my foul breath to guide it!

Filthy brown acid rain Pouring down like egg chow mein Slime beneath me, mmm, ...slime up above Ooh you'll love my (ah-oh-ah) toxic love...

im sorry but i fucking love this sludgy slimy goop monster man

#fern gully #hexxus #ahh. #delicious. #a first class smoke #mother's milk #and what is this delightful thing? #and how did i get out of that tree? #of course! #humans. #so clever. #so helpful. #i must take this wonderful human thing to... #fern... #gully... #Youtube

[ceilidho]

ok i just read the wiki summary for that brahms film and omg......im shaking......

#DELICIOUS.

[leojurand]

this scene is so SEXY, and it's also the first time nicholas and gelis are clashing intellects as equals. their smiles... i just know this awoke something in them

#house of niccolo #scales of gold #hon rr #nicholas/gelis #DELICIOUS.

[wastelandsghoul]

Ykw I'm pretty pleased we all looked at that radioactive cowboy and said 'I wanna fck him'

#delicious. #.txt

[latetothegames]

#sound #spectrogram #omori #pyrefly forest cat's cradle #DELICIOUS. #GOD i fucking love this part of the game

[collegeoflore]

i need to finish this durge run because i’m slowly going more and more insane about durge!xar/gortash

#the layers… the parallels to canon xarrai’s weird relationship with gortash…. #the dynamic of ‘you would have made a better banite’ ‘maybe you’re right.’ #(in another life he’s right. in a thousand thousand other worlds they are the black hand’s plaything. but not this one.) #the constant lying and double crossing and manipulation and the utter devotion to one another like a duty. like a scared child is devoted #to an angry god. #and to have all of it lost now? just gone? #delicious. #especially in parallel to canon!xar’s relationship with him where he represents everything they were supposed to be but refused. #he is what they’ve run from their whole life. he is the destiny they refused to seize. nothing scares them worse. but still #they look at him and think ‘i could have loved you in another life.’ #either way they kiss him before they kill him. because they have to. because they can’t not. #sorry i’m insane. rn. about them #oc. durge!xarrai #oc. xarrai

[raeso]

floyd casually unhinging his jaw, throwing an orange in there whole and swallowing it. easy ^__________^

#peel and all. #delicious.