#He is the man on catnip 😩

[pirate-kitties]

I think everybody needs to see this hilarious little thing that was posted to the official Puss in Boots tiktok. It's a parody of that one Old Spice commercial.

#A little ironic since Puss canonically is pulled over by the Knights in Shrek 2 for possession of catnip #He is the man on catnip 😩 #puss #puss in boots #pibtlw #my posts™

[voidandabyssal]

Hi, it's me again! Could I please request the UT and US Bros with a neko s/o that can also shift into a cat? And does like, cat things such as wanting pets, getting in their lap, and mewing like a cat. Bonus points if they also have an adorable kitten sneeze lol

Let’s dive right in!

Sans:

Loves the kitty form

Nothing like you, your partner, and the nice hot sun to soak in

Honestly papyrus will probably always find you two napping together

He also loves petting you

Sans loves soft things, like your fur or your fluffy little kitty ears!!

He almost has to hold back on begging you to cuddle him in your cat form

Papyrus:

Bro probably thinks it’s a totally normal human thing to do

“Hm, yes, my human S/O has cat ears and the ability to turn into an animal. Yes that totally seems like a normal human thing to do”

Jokes aside, he loves giving you pets

He didn’t think he would. He’s never really pet anything before (except for the occasional royal guard dog) but he does

You might actually convince him to take a nap if you settle in his lap, purring

MIGHT is the key word though,

He’s still an energetic man!

Blue (US sans):

When you first meet Blue is definitely curious about you

He’s never seen a human with cat ears before! He actually runs up to you and starts asking questions

That’s your little meet cute

Anyways, he loves your fur,

He especially loves brushing it

He finds it so relaxing to comb through your cat fur, keeping it nice and shiny and free from dirt.

He loves your purring as well

Nothing better than after a long day of work getting to lay your head on your partners chest and listen to them purr😩

Stretch (US papyrus):

He notes your odd appearance but doesn’t care enough to ask

He figures he can just find out from the internet anyhow

He secretly bought a red laser pen and when he’s bored he shines it near you

Stretch can’t help but cackle as you tackle Blue trying to get that damn red dot

He’s like sans, in where they both love to snuggle you

Stretch will just pick you up, yes even in your human form, and drag you to wherever he wants to cuddle. Usually the bed or couch

Stretch is also just a little curious on how cat like you are in your animal form

Do you like cat food? Will you knock over a glass of water? Will catnip get you high (it definitely does)

He goes a little mad scientist trying to get these answers

#hope you liked #I’m hoping to get started on the other askes tomorrow #undertale #sans x reader #undertale au #undertale headcanons #voidimagines #sans undertale #papyrus x reader #undertale papyrus #underswap

[carnivorousyandeere]

ooooh no. ohhhh doe, im thinking thoughts about yan patron of the arts.... he has no name but he's setting up a home inside my brain rn, rent free and everything. as a creative, i need me a man like him fr 😭

- mazzy 💕

Man is moot catnip 😭💞

But also;;; same 😩 you can send in requests and thoughts about him any time~

#moot moot 💕 #Mazzy💕 #darling—core #devourable #Saint 🙏 #yandere patron of the arts #yandere dilf

[artemiseamoon]

Another glimpse into my mind..

Drabble: Supernatural brothers x f reader?

Max was insufferable. Still, as you continued to knock back drinks at the office holiday party, your desire for him grew.

You always had a thing for supernatural men. It was like catnip. Of course you lusted after the ex-frat boy vampire.

With enough liquid courage, you just might give into his advances. You might admit the truth.

As dirty thoughts fill your mind, the devil himself comes up behind you. Standing too close and close enough to kiss you, he checks you out without apology.

“Yes Max?”

“I’m just - enjoying the view...” he winks and you feel your desire deepen. Damn him.

“Hey asshole!” A man yells out, a voice Max seems to know. Still holding you close, he turns you both around to face the voice.

Before you, a man who looked like Max, but not exactly. Where Max had a devious playfulness, he had a mysterious darkness.

“Y/n,” Max squeezes you as the guys piercing dark eyes consume you, “this is my brother. He’s not a vampire like me, he’s a demon.”

“Y/n.” Even as he smiles, it doesnt lessen his overall sinister energy....

Veracruz needs a first name 😩 I may expand this

#max phillips #bloodsucking bastards #commandante veracruz #brothers #vampire #demon #veracruz needs a first name #max phillips x commandante veracruz #artes chaos ships