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millionsofmaxime · 1 year

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Augustine & Cynthia: *doing the science* Rowan: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to do more experiments? Augustine: *silence* Cyrus: *silence* Rowan, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Augustine & Cynthia in shame: Yeah...

Diantha: You can track Lysandre? Augustine: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Cynthia: Why don't I like this person? Riley: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. Cynthia: Maybe it's because their name is "Augustine". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? Riley: No. Cynthia: That's because your name is "Riley".

Cynthia, Entering Riley's room: Augustine did it again. Riley: Peace disturbance? Cynthia: What no- Riley: Arson..? Cynthia: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY- Riley: uh....Attempted murder? Cynthia: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Augustine: Cynthia has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. Riley: That can't be true! Augustine: Watch this. Augustine: Hey Cynthia, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Cynthia: *Throws themself out a window*

Riley: Ladies, gentlemen and Cynthia, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Augustine: A llama? Riley: No. Augustine: A baby llama? Riley: No! Augustine: A baby llama with a little hat on? Riley: NO!

Diantha: Augustine won’t come out of their room! Lysandre: Just tell them I said something. Diantha: Like what? Lysandre: Anything factually incorrect. Diantha, shrugging: If you say so. Augustine, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Lysandre: I hate you sometimes. Augustine: Well according to this picture Riley drew of us holding hands that's not true. Lysandre: Augustine, you drew that. Augustine: It doesn't matter.

*Riley is comforting Augustine* Riley: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Lysandre is someone else’s problem now.

Lysandre: Thanks for not telling Augustine what happened. Diantha, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Augustine: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Cynthia: How? Augustine: I need someone to take the fall. Cynthia: What did you do? Augustine: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Riley, from the other room: Oh my god. Augustine: ... Riley: OH MY GOD! Cynthia: Make it a hundred. Augustine: Deal.

Cynthia: It’s funny how well you and Lysandre get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? Augustine: Lysandre hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

Augustine: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Lysandre: So you're just gonna wait until Riley is in danger and save them? Augustine: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Lysandre: ... Lysandre: You're insane.

Augustine: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Augustine: Riley is still mad about it, but me and Cynthia were drunk and thought it was funny.

Diantha: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Augustine: What club? Lysandre: The hating Augustine club. Augustine: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Cyrus, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Cynthia, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Lysandre, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Augustine, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Cheryl: Ducks are better than rabbits. Cynthia: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Cyrus: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Cynthia: We’re not talking about flavour, Cyrus! Cyrus: Flavour counts! Cynthia: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Lysandre: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Cynthia: Okay, but- Lysandre: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Cyrus: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Cynthia: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, CYRUS! Cyrus: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CYNTHIA! Cheryl: I- Jesus-

Cynthia: So, are they your friend or... Augustine: They’re like Cheryl, but if Cheryl was ordered to be around you. Cynthia: Oh, so Riley. Augustine: Precisely!

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Riley: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Cheryl: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Cynthia: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Augustine: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Cynthia: *flips the board*

Cheryl: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Cynthia: Weight loss? Drink water. Augustine: Clear skin? Drink water. Riley: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Augustine: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Riley, exasperated: WHY?!? Riley points at Cynthia: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Riley points at Cyrus: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Riley points at Augustine: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Riley: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Augustine: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Rowan. They're mad at you. Rowan: No, it's Cynthia. They're just being grammatically correct! *meanwhile* Cynthia: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Riley: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Cynthia: I stand by my choice.

#The Sycamore AU #Maxi's AUs #professor sycamore #professor rowan #augustine sycamore #cynthia #champion cynthia #riley pokemon #lysandre #champion diantha #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #is this gonna become a regular thing?#maybe I should make one for Dead Set on Nothing #or Momentum Equals Power #cyrus pokemon #cheryl pokemon #the generator loved to ship cheryl and cyrus together and idk how i feel about that

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starnoir656 · 3 years

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Facts about Legend Sans: * It's mega Tsundere * A bitter 99.9% of the time * If you see him happy it is because of the misfortune of others (Or because he saw something mega adorable UwU) * He is afraid of spiders XD * Does not resist adorable things * He does not like immaturity and bullshit (I was worth TcT) * His birthday is January 5: D * He likes chocolate ... And sushi -w- * His hat is inspired by those used by the Japanese in the 2nd war * Legend was at first dead TcT ... Then came the Ivy Anomaly and he resurrected: D * The scar on his left eye was made in battle * He looks mean and without feelings ... But he is affectionate with his loved ones and friends UwU * Your pistol only when you are in serious trouble * His favorite weapon is his sword * He likes coffee: 3 * You don't know what the yaoi 7w7 is (But soon) * His universe is called Prismatale (A universe set apart from the other AU´S because it only shares a 10% similarity with them, making it very different from the others both in history and in route) * Her only friend is Ivy XD ... Sians doesn't even talk to TvT * Let's see ... He tells you that he hates immaturity and childishness ... But he has a room full of stuffed animals XD (Ste Men -w-) * Has a broken rib QwQ (The one on the right in the middle) * His hobby is Training * His blasters are his pet and when they merge they create a giant skeletal dragon: D (Smoke me?) * If Legend were an animal he would be a Wolf OwU * In Private (Maybe with someone who understands it -w-) He likes to sing, dance, cook, read, watch anime, and the strangest thing about all this! ... Cook -w- * She is 27 years old (Older than Ivy by 6 years, younger than Sians by 8) (Ah that's why I never drew it if it's the middle one X, D) // And this is all about the Legenda UwU have a sansacional day my goats ... and the event is almost approaching: D so stay tuned UwO //

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Datos sobre Legend Sans:

*Es mega Tsundere

*Un amargado el 99.9% de las veces

*Si lo ves feliz es por la desgracia de otros (O porque vio algo mega adorable UwU)

*Le tiene miedo a las arañas XD

*No se resiste a las cosas adorables

*No le gusta la inmadurez y las pendejadas (Ya vali TcT)

*Su cumpleaños es el 5 de enero :D

*Le gusta el chocolate…Y el sushi -w-

*Su gorro esta inspirado en los que utilizaron los japoneses en la 2da guerra

*Legend al principio estaba muerto TcT…Luego vino la Anomalia de Ivy y resucito :D

*La cicatriz de su ojo izquierdo se lo hizo en batalla

*Se ve malvado y sin sentimientos…Pero es cariñoso con sus seres queridos y amigos UwU

*Su pistola solo la cuando en realidad esta en serios problemas

*Su arma favorita es su espada

*Le gusta el café :3

*No sabe lo que es el yaoi 7w7 (Pero pronto )

*Su universo se llama Prismatale (Un universo apartado de los demás AU´S debido a que solo comparte un 10% de similitud con estos haciéndolo muy diferente a los demás tanto en historia como en ruta)

*Su única amiga es Ivy XD…A Sians ni le habla TvT

*A ver…Te dice que odia la inmadurez y lo infantil…Pero tiene la habitación repleta de peluche XD (Ste Men -w-)

*Tiene una costilla rota QwQ (La de la derecha en el medio)

*Su pasatiempo es Entrenar

*Sus blasters son su mascota y cuando estos se fusionan crean un dragon gigante esquelético :D (Que me fume? )

*Si Legend fuese un animal seria un Lobo OwU

*En Privado (Tal vez con alguien que lo entienda -w-) Le gusta cantar, bailar, cocinar, leer, ver animes, y lo mas extraño de todo esto!...Cocer -w-

*Tiene 27 años (Mayor que Ivy por 6 años, menor que Sians por 8 )

(Ah por eso nunca lo dibujaba si es el del medio X,D)

//Y esto es todo sobre la Legenda UwU que tengan un sansacional dia mis cabritas…y ya casi se acerca el evento :D asi que estén atentos UwO //

#legend sans #starvydraw #undertale sans #undertale au #undertale #sans #owu #reference #prismatale

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