why is my bra size a G? Where is that even on the bra size spectrum?
honestly i’m not sure why i got this question but it made for a good cold open to this post didn’t it
Mother I’m having a really bad migraine please help I’ve been throwing up for hours now 😭
OH NO i’m sorry :[ that sucks so much. i’ve only had a migraine once and i’m pretty sure it was because i went to a palm reader who had some untrustworthy evil vibes going on omfg
*googles ‘migraine remedies’* uhh uhuh leafy dark greens! a cold dark room! ice packs! i’m sorry i suck at this i will offer you one (1) hug instead
i dreamed last night that last august u sent me an ask with questions from an ask meme i hadn't reblogged and i responded really rudely and then in the present i got a notif for an ask and i looked it and it was actually the already answered ask u had sent me a year ago and i was like 'wtf when did i get this ask when did i answer it why was i so angry???' and i messaged u and was like 'i have no memory of this but im sorry for being such an ass idk why either man' and u were like :/ ok i guess
OMFG :/ ok i guess
i apologize on dream me’s behalf for sending you questions u didn’t even reblog. maybe i was just really interested in ur hypothetical answers. it’s okay i forgive dream u for being rude. we’re best friends now in dream land
a half goat, half human is a satyr but I like goat boy more
yeah i’m dumb and realized this after i said it omg. it’s not my fault i’ve only seen the chronicles of narnia once
Could you release astropussy cc merch? 😂 i need it in my life
YES PROBABLY IN THE FUTURE!! it’s on my to-do list!
Do you have a link to the beginning of ur story? Thx
the amount of times i’ve answered this, i just. asjkdfj lmao. it’s on my faq and also at the top of my blog, if you’re on mobile just look at the tags on my post and the general rule is that you can go to that tag and put in /chrono and it’ll go to the beginning.
here
Do you follow any astrology blogs??
hmmmm i used to, but i’ve fallen out of touch with that area of tumblr. i still trust @astrologymarina with my life tho
hit me with that astrology shit ! gimme references, everything!
Yo my main squeeze! I’m doing a PowerPoint bout astrology, could u give me some sweet info?
(two different anons, same answer)
AHHH *sweats* tbh i learned everything i know from observing my own chart (find yours here), acknowledging the traits of each sign and applying to people i know, then reading up on the planets and houses, and honestly...just exploring the tumblr astrology tag and following the rabbit hole down a twisted web of different astrology blogs. if you start with marina up there ^^ you can probably find a lot of sweet info and other blogs as well.
Hello mother, could you teach me about all the astrology stuff you’re always talking about? Like the birth charts and the planets etc. I find it v interesting but I can’t understand shit bc English is not even near my native language. Help. I’m so very lost lmao
ah well firstly check out the links above ^^ i would personally explain everything but 1) i’m bad at that and 2) ain’t nobody got time 4 dat
honestly cafe astrology is a good starting point for beginners, they have everything on that website! if you need any specific sort of help with understanding it, feel free to message me off anon!
i think i finally figured out the birthchart thing?? really cool and very defining for a lot of elements of character design. i'm a aquarius sun, scorpio moon, and taurus rising -- i'm ready to be judged - sirius anon
right!! it’s like a main priority for me in character building!
ohoooo that combo is very interesting, because i feel like aquarius and scorpio are not really compatible, in that aquarius influence can make you very distant and unwilling to address your emotions and their importance, but your moon (which controls your emotions) is SO preoccupied with exactly that, which might exacerbate that scorpio intensity because you feel that constant pull between hiding and revealing your true emotions. but then taurus rising kind of balances it out and makes you at least appear to be level headed? so even if you’re suffering on the inside at least people think u got it all together.
i.... i feel like your inbox is now bombarded w/ zodiac related questions.... so i sorta feel bad for dropping this on u but im doing it anyway hehe ok so: sagittarius sun and rising, cancer moon
it is and my wrist is killing me all of a sudden but i do this for u guys because it makes me so happy that u even care
oh wow, that’s an interesting combo!! it’s actually one of those combos that like...it never crosses your mind, but now that you think about it, they actually go really well together. sagittarius is the most calm of the fire signs, so it actually might pair well with emotional and highly intuitive cancer. your inclinations are probably pretty bold and outgoing, but then you might think about them for too long and develop a fear of going through with them. in that way your emotional side kinda holds you back, but you should learn to trust your gut instincts!!
Uhhh can you also do my birthchart? I know nothing about astrology and you're a godess in this topic! I'm Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising
OMFG A GODDESS well i’m just ok, i try
ooh boy you’re watery alright!! wow you’re probably dreamy as f*ck, but also moody as f*ck, highly and acutely aware of everything at once, otherworldly, always living inside your head but wanting to get out and experience things with everyone else, always wondering about the mysteries of life and the weird questions no one ever wants to answer. you understand things more deeply than anyone around you, and you probably don’t even realize how strong and adaptable you are!!
Ahhh are you still doing horoscopes? If so can you do mine? I’m Aries sun, Sagittarius moon and libra rising. I’m overwhelmed with how to read these things! Thank you and hope you’re having a good day 😘
hello finally i am answering your question! sorry i just get overwhelmed when i get a lot of these lmao
this is an awesome combo!!! sag + libra is always so good and then aries + libra are opposites/sister signs which makes for an interesting dichotomy. i’m actually an aries sun/sag moon as well, so i know this combo very well lmao. you might come off as very calm and appealing (dat libra charm tho) and then when people get closer to you you reveal your optimistic, perseverant and passionate nature. these signs are very harmonious together, you’re probably like the calmer version of me lmao. you might be pretty rational but then your sun makes you want to be more impulsive. it’s good to listen to it sometimes...but not all the time. aries is a child don’t trust him too much
hey sunny! i know you're probably stressed out by all these so feel free to skip this one, but i'm a virgo sun/capricorn moon/cancer rising! idk if i fit in a lot of the virgo stereotypes though but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
o0o0o0o0o so many sister signs i swear heheh, it’s good though, i like this combo! i feel like you can’t really go wrong with virgo/cap because they’re both earth signs. cap/cancer are opposites so your cancer rising might make you come off as very sweet, soft and emotional, but your moon says otherwise. people probably underestimate you a lot, but underneath your exterior you’ve got a guarded heart and you can’t be pushed around easily. though your virgo and cancer influence might invite people to walk all over you, you are stronger than you know.
Hi! Just felt like letting you know that there's this song called "Red Bottom Sky" by Yung Lean and it always reminds me of Santi every time I hear it.
hello! omg i love these messages, it makes me so giddy when people relate songs to my characters ;-; i’m listening to it right now and this is definitely something he would like lmao. it’s so calming somehow i wanna live in this beat
when i saw the title for lou’s story i immediately thought of the group choker lmao. you should check them out el dorado is my fav song
omg i actually think i’ve heard of this group before!! i’m digging these song suggestions, i like this one a lot! watch me put their songs in this story now lmao
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50.
5000 Question Survey Pt. 11
1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
i just wasn’t happy with who i was as a person and what i was doing with my life honestly.
1002. Name three annoying bands:
insane clown posse, blood on the dance floor, and one direction when they were a thing
1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
no i haven’t but that sounds like it’d be fun and very messy
1004. Who do you take for granted? Who makes you feel taken for granted?
i feel like i take my boyfriend and family for granted sometimes and i shouldn’t
1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
short preferably
1006. Do you wear a hat?
occasionally
1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?
How about Liquid Television?
The Maxx? none
1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
idk rlly
1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy? buttons by the pussycat dolls lol
Passionate? really slow music
Violent? screamo
Romantic? slow stuff
Sad? any song with sad lyrics
Happy/joyous? rock or pop
Ecstasy? idk lol
1010. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?
spongebob
1011. Does break dancing impress you?
hell yeah
1012. Are you a smooth operator?
not really
1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
a police officer
1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?
i mean, a lil bit of both would be nice
1015. Why do ‘they’ spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
idk man
1016. This summer have you
Been to the beach? not this summer no
been to the movies? several
Played mini golf? i think i did actually
Gone for a walk? plenty of times
1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
i love talking all night long!! maybe a lil sex in between conversation
1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?
yep
1019. Who needs a brain?
everyone???
1020. Who needs a heart?
everyone???????
1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood?
nahh
1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?
not really.
1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
nahh they’re good books. i’ve only read thru the 5th
1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
i love the chronicles of narnia, that shit is sooo good. but i’ve never read the lord of the rings books so idk bout those
1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?
getting a new tattoo!!
1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
conspiracy theorists
1027. What couldn’t you live your life without?
jackson and my family
1028. Are your hands cold?
not at the moment
1029. Is your heart warm?
yeah??? i think so ig
1030. Palm trees or snow storms?
snow storms
1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
idk.
1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
delirium
1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
sometimes
1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?
tons
1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
ehh maybe if i was single
1036. Who’s the best secret keeper you know?
i don’t know if i even know anyone who can keep a secret tbh lol
1037. What is your favorite myth?
idk m8
1038. Is it easier to live when you’re evil?
oh yeah, i’m sure it is
1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
no
1040. Would you want to join one?
absolutely not
1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
nah, it’s not really my business to tell them. maybe if they were on the verge of killing themselves
1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
sorceress!!
1043. Are leather pants sexy? On you?
i’ve never worn them but probably lol
1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?
not yet
1045. Have you ever given blood?
i’ve never donated blood but i’ve had blood drawn for medical purposes & hated it
1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?
nope
1047. What do you daydream about?
life
1048. Are you a miracle?
nope
1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?
yeah
1050. Should they be?
i think so
1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?
idk i don’t even watch that show soo
1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of Christ?
i personally thought it was terrible lol
1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
never watched it
1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?
either happy gilmore or grown ups
1055. What is your biggest problem?
procrastination
1056. Have you ever been arrested?
no.
1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?
no
1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music?
absolutely
1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?
rape, abuse, and so many other things
1060. How often do you eat too much?
allll the time
1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness?
nahh
1062. Would you want to?
who would???
1063. Do green m&m’s make you feel sexy?
i don’t even like m&ms
1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?
not a very big one but hopefully the people who i have interacted with will think of me as a good person
1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?
there’s plenty.
1066. What annoys you the most about yourself?
i procrastinate a lot
1067. How do you feel about capitalism?
nothing.
1068. How do you feel about socialism?
idk
1069. How do you feel about communism?
-
1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you?
i don’t think so
1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you?
not to my knowledge
1072. How do you know when it’s time to break up with someone?
when you are no longer happy when you’re with them
1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident?
idk
1074. What’s the most annoying sound?
when people eat with their mouth open
1075. Who was your childhood hero?
my sister
1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?
idk man, i usually find something to watch but i only watch tv when there is something specific playing that i want to watch
1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?
yeah, i’d take ti to the vet to make sure it’s healthy first and give it a bath and stuff
1078. Describe what you look like:
well right now i’m wearing a hoodie and pajama pants, my hair is a mess bc i just woke up
1079. Describe what you ARE like:
driven, funny, talkative, passionate, friendly, kind
1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?
anger??? idk
1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
i was 3 yrs old lol so i didn’t party very much i’m sure
1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?
kind of
1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone’s head? nope
Dumped a drink over your own head? yeah
Bit someone? yep
Torn at someone’s clothes? not that i know of
Made out in the bathroom? i’m sure i have
1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?
i don’t remember
1085. Do you have any interesting scars?
i wouldn’t call them interesting
1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?
i think it is good to change and evolve
1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?
any, ig
1088. What are you missing in your life?
motivation
1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?
not unless they tell me that they are
1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that’s in the room with you right now?
paper
1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?
i don’t really know
1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?
no, i want to tho
1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What’s the best picture you can make on your keyboard?
<(^-^)<
1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus?
idk????
1095. Let’s see if I’m psychic. Write a yes or no question here.
am i wasting my time here?
1096. Write another yes or no question.
will i do good in my new college?
1097. Think of just one more yes or no question.
will i be successful in my future career?
1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car)
what color i my underwear?
1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down.
88
1100. Write one more question, anything you want.
what should i be doing right now?
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