#I preffer my Tango dead

[evilrat-sabre]

I PREFER MY TANGO DEAD

Welcome to first edition of “I Prefer my Tango Dead” (and undead), where we compile the whole-ass genre of fics that start out by murdering our specialist little boy. :D (That or he’s an entity of some sort piloting around a meat suit, it’s close enough…)

Random Ao3 commenter: Why is there so many fics where the author kills Tango?

Us: yes.

This beautiful list is provided to you by EvilRat and @azzayofchaos, have fun!

In this list we compiled 19 fics(and counting) that "kill" Tango Tek some way or another, he isn't the main character in all the fics(In some he only appears in a single chapter), but he is dead. Have fun!

Random questioner: How do you decide Tango is dead?

Me: Idk man me and Karma(Azzay) just scream in each others DMs

Karma: It's weird, sometimes being a robot counts, sometimes not.

We have some tags for the type of "dead" Tango is.

List of Tags: Robot Tango / Tango is riding a corpse / Other / Ghost Tango / Zombie Tango / Vampire Tango / Skulk Tango / Came-back wrong, Tango.

If you know a fic that Tango is "dead", feel free to dm me or send in a ask. This list is only growing and we will not stop updating it.

TW: This contains spoilers! Tango being dead a lot of times is a twist in the story. And pls read the tags(On AO3), this is for fun and giggles, but the fics here have a great range of differences, some are silly and/or gay as fuck and other are straight dead dove level. Take care!

Now the list!

Name: Cause we are whole 

Author: oooFFFF

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26516443/chapters/64628272 

Tags: Robot Tango

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Name: Centipede Tango Tek AU - CTT

Author: EvilRat_Sabre(Me!! It’s Me!!)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3513412

Tags: Tango is riding a corpse, Zombie Tango.

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Name: Death Walks Among Us   

Author: CrazyCatMeow

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27091978

Tags: Other

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Name: Little Wing

Author: AstronautBeans

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40400055 

Tags: Ghost Tango???? (More like, angry-temporarily removed from his body spirit Tango!)

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Name: A Ghost Story

Author: Lemobread

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46499830/chapters/117085444 

Tags: Yuri (Ghost) Tango 

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Name: The Funeralverse

Author: BaronetCoins

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3448636 

Tags: Ghost Tango

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Name: The 8th Bureau

Author: sleepyrinas

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35120695/chapters/87490417 

Tags: Ghost Tango (but it’s a secret!) 

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Name: The Highwayman

Author: EnvelopedByOblivion

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41494137/chapters/104061684 

Tags: Came-back wrong, Tango. 

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Name: Until you’re in my arms again, remember me.

Author: dextonhuk

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3588244

Tags: Ghost Tango 

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Name: The Ghost ship

Author: CrazyCatMeow

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42089364/chapters/105669753

Tags: Ghost Tango

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Name: Ark of Souls

Author: MawoftheMagnetar

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37790677/chapters/94354363

(Beware of the tags in this one, only read if you are in a good mental space, I REPEAT BE SAFE)

Tags: Other

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Name: It’s All Gone To Rust

Author: EntropicThyme

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/48649066/chapters/122717389

Tags: Robot Tango

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Name: You Could’ve Applied Online

Author: Anonymous 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47834815/chapters/120593158 

Tags: other?? 

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Name: Lifeline AU

Author: SlashMagpie

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3156309 

Tags: Other

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Name: The Worst Birthday Present

Author: Fire_Cat

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46149859 

Tags: Vampire Tango

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Name: Maybe I knew

Author: blueticked

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/42628872/chapters/107080788

Tags: Vampire Tango

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Name: Grow Them In The Cracks In The Sidewalk

Author: EntropicThyme

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47157094

Tags: Tango is riding a “corpse,” Robot Tango.

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Name: Takes Two To Tango

Author: EchoVoyd

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48637576/chapters/122688430

Tags: Robot Tango, Zombie Tango??? Skulk Tango.

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Name: Unwillingly Dancing Thought Life

Author: CrazyCatMeow

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43073664

Tags: “tango’s having a time” other.

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