#We derped

[evilrat-sabre]

I PREFER MY TANGO DEAD

Welcome to first edition of “I Prefer my Tango Dead” (and undead), where we compile the whole-ass genre of fics that start out by murdering our specialist little boy. :D (That or he’s an entity of some sort piloting around a meat suit, it’s close enough…)

Random Ao3 commenter: Why is there so many fics where the author kills Tango?

Us: yes.

This beautiful list is provided to you by EvilRat and @azzayofchaos, have fun!

In this list we compiled 19 fics(and counting) that "kill" Tango Tek some way or another, he isn't the main character in all the fics(In some he only appears in a single chapter), but he is dead. Have fun!

Random questioner: How do you decide Tango is dead?

Me: Idk man me and Karma(Azzay) just scream in each others DMs

Karma: It's weird, sometimes being a robot counts, sometimes not.

We have some tags for the type of "dead" Tango is.

List of Tags: Robot Tango / Tango is riding a corpse / Other / Ghost Tango / Zombie Tango / Vampire Tango / Skulk Tango / Came-back wrong, Tango.

If you know a fic that Tango is "dead", feel free to dm me or send in a ask. This list is only growing and we will not stop updating it.

TW: This contains spoilers! Tango being dead a lot of times is a twist in the story. And pls read the tags(On AO3), this is for fun and giggles, but the fics here have a great range of differences, some are silly and/or gay as fuck and other are straight dead dove level. Take care!

Now the list!

Name: Cause we are whole 

Author: oooFFFF

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26516443/chapters/64628272 

Tags: Robot Tango

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Name: Centipede Tango Tek AU - CTT

Author: EvilRat_Sabre(Me!! It’s Me!!)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3513412

Tags: Tango is riding a corpse, Zombie Tango.

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Name: Death Walks Among Us   

Author: CrazyCatMeow

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27091978

Tags: Other

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Name: Little Wing

Author: AstronautBeans

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40400055 

Tags: Ghost Tango???? (More like, angry-temporarily removed from his body spirit Tango!)

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Name: A Ghost Story

Author: Lemobread

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46499830/chapters/117085444 

Tags: Yuri (Ghost) Tango 

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Name: The Funeralverse

Author: BaronetCoins

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3448636 

Tags: Ghost Tango

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Name: The 8th Bureau

Author: sleepyrinas

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35120695/chapters/87490417 

Tags: Ghost Tango (but it’s a secret!) 

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Name: The Highwayman

Author: EnvelopedByOblivion

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41494137/chapters/104061684 

Tags: Came-back wrong, Tango. 

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Name: Until you’re in my arms again, remember me.

Author: dextonhuk

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3588244

Tags: Ghost Tango 

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Name: The Ghost ship

Author: CrazyCatMeow

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42089364/chapters/105669753

Tags: Ghost Tango

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Name: Ark of Souls

Author: MawoftheMagnetar

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37790677/chapters/94354363

(Beware of the tags in this one, only read if you are in a good mental space, I REPEAT BE SAFE)

Tags: Other

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Name: It’s All Gone To Rust

Author: EntropicThyme

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/48649066/chapters/122717389

Tags: Robot Tango

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Name: You Could’ve Applied Online

Author: Anonymous 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47834815/chapters/120593158 

Tags: other?? 

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Name: Lifeline AU

Author: SlashMagpie

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3156309 

Tags: Other

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Name: The Worst Birthday Present

Author: Fire_Cat

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46149859 

Tags: Vampire Tango

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Name: Maybe I knew

Author: blueticked

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/42628872/chapters/107080788

Tags: Vampire Tango

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Name: Grow Them In The Cracks In The Sidewalk

Author: EntropicThyme

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47157094

Tags: Tango is riding a “corpse,” Robot Tango.

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Name: Takes Two To Tango

Author: EchoVoyd

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48637576/chapters/122688430

Tags: Robot Tango, Zombie Tango??? Skulk Tango.

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Name: Unwillingly Dancing Thought Life

Author: CrazyCatMeow

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43073664

Tags: “tango’s having a time” other.

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanfic #tango tek #tango #tangotek #hermitcraft fic recs #I preffer my Tango dead #it has spoilers #hermitcraft fic #hermitcraft fanfiction #major character death /hj #and undeath #he is fine #I guess #If you thought it was 20 fics it was not #We derped #it happens

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango and Joel: *ANGRILY YELLING AT EACH OTHER* Impulse: Are they okay? Xisuma: They're drunk and arguing about whose wife is the best. Impulse: Wait, where are Lizzie and Mrs. Tango? Xisuma: Taking shots every time Tango or Joel calls them amazing.

#in this house we love people who love their spouses #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #tango #tangotek #tango tek #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #impulse #impulsesv #xisuma #xisumavoid #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #mrs tango #derp duo #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermits and friends

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🙃DERP BORLAND🙃

#he has mastered the derpiest of derp looks and he wears it well #silly boi who holds the key to my heart #he'd be the BEST person to take photos with inside a photo booth #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[shinyzango]

As much as this Splatfest has been hell to play through (seriously people chill the fuck out :| ), I actually got to win my first 100x battle in company of @nijiomi :D

#zango derps at splatoon3 #we both screamed the moment we saw the 100x Battle at the start of the battle #especially since I was struggling to find a weapon to stick with to grind the catalog levels

[somniel]

#me #gay #i had to take this picture so many times because my Tomie shirt kept making derp faces in the wrinkles 😭 #this was kinda the best one I took but sister WORK WITH ME 😭😭😭 ARENT WE A TEAM GIRL

[kid-karoshi]

How can I not adore this vampire? 🖤

#nandor #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #dark aesthetic #vampire #derp #fangs out #and now im a magician

[nimmie-nugget]

merp merpy derp derp

Merpol derpy deronj

#WeLoveLeftArms #merp merp derp derp #we kewl 😎 #She's like so whatever~ #You can do so much better~ #I think we should get together now~ #And that's what everyone's talking about~ #🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

[tafferling]

To our last days.

A Paper Crane wedding, by @theluckybard (Renata Cunha).

Kyle Crane looks amazing in the "suit" he scavenged. But it's Zofia's dress that GOT ME. It's lovingly adorned with a wealth of buttons collected by Rahim and Collin. For luck. Taff’s incoherent screaming can be found in the tags.

#Dying Light #Kyle Crane #Zofia Sirota Crane #SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM #Hold Still Babe #Paper Crane #I am. Fucking. Dying. The Good. Death. #LOOK AT ALL THE DETAILS #Miss and Chief!!! #Chief the derp #Miss the serious face #Kyle loves his Paper Tiger #OCXCanon #Latchkey Hero #Monsters; We.

[pipcoded]

weird shit that was in my belos folder

#the owl house #belos #philip wittebane #context 4 first pic: me n my partner were derping around in google docs and we got into a debate on whether belos has a b hole or not

[crsentfairy]

some of you tumblr users are stuck in this 2014 normie vs. weeb and honestly i wish for you to pull it together

#crsent.txt #we are in a new age. let the derp/dank memes go. it is time.

[bi-the-wei]

More color practice!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #derps #mermaid au #merji #sun stone and sea foam #if i get good eith these markers and can produce decent quality line works with traditional drawings i may just make this comic #with paper and marker instead of digitally #we will see. #im still much better with my tablet i think

[nattikay]

So I found a Na’vi vocabulary Memrise course today (here if anyone wants it). Up until now I haven’t done a whole lot of sitting down and studying vocab lists; I tried a little bit early on but the one I was using at the time was overwhelming and the layout of the site it was hosted on was confusing so I didn’t wind up getting very far. 

Most of the vocabulary I know now is stuff I’ve just picked up on after using it repeatedly (with a dictionary at first but then less and less). That said, I’ve only really learned stuff that’s relevant to whatever I try to write, and I feel like I need to improve that so I decided to give the Memrise course a try.

This course has 500 words in it. So far I’ve gone through the first 100...and was pleasantly surprised by just how many I already knew! I was able to confidently skip 87 of them, and most of the last 13 were ones that I was familiar with but felt the need to practice anyways because I’ve either used them less frequently, or because I tend to mix them up with others. There were only maybe 4 or 5 words that were completely new to me.

Granted, the words are supposed to get less and less common the further into the list you get, so I’m sure there will be plenty of tricky words that I don’t know and need to study as the course continues. But still, it was a bit of a confidence boost to realize how many I’ve already learned just from trying to use the language! Obviously I still have a loooong way to go but still ^^

pxaya lì’uri oe nume 

#i learn many word [derp face] #MAN i wish we could use those emojis outside of kelutral lol #derp has such a nifty energy to it haha #lì'fya leNa'vi

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

"Hey Wes, your crush is coming. Act normal."

Wes:

#he is the king of derps #ALL HAIL DERP BORLAND #he prolly stayed like that for hours #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[flowercrowngods]

i am late, but i (nd the boys) still wanted to wish u a happy birthday!! 💜💜

hhhhh aaah!! 🥹🥺 kissing you and the boys on the forehead, thank you so much darling 🥰🤍

#also do you know that meme with the hydra where two heads are super badass and the third one is a lil derp?? the boys are giving that :D #the middle one just 👁️👅👁️ while the others are super puffed chest head up badassery 😌 honestly i have a favourite now :D #ANYWAY THANK YOU AAH 🥰 today we celebrate with family and that can go either way lmao #dio birthday bash #asks #not st

[orlaithsstar]

Watch "Why I have TWO phones" on YouTube

#tony talks #tonytalks keeps me sane through the workdays #derp #we need more of him on tumblr #Youtube #tonytalks

[nerd-breached-containment]

I think the funniest part of my entire game progress in Cuphead is the moment I complete the relic challenge, I will never use it at all because once that's done, I'll switch to Ms. Chalice and torment myself by completing Expert mode with her.

#and as we all know you cant use charms with her so its gonna be like be 'thx for the new charm' #then shoves it inside my shelf to never be used again #cuphead #lps100 derps #cuphead the delicious last course