Hey weirdo, creep,? Do U listen to radiohead? Y/N
hello person i totally dont know or have ever seen in my life or earlier today.........................
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me watching teen titans as a kid: slade's so intimidating and scary wow :o
me now:
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GUYS i need a moment to talk about 2011 Eastenders I'm going insane.
Madly excited to see Janine and Michael together. They will rip SHREDS into each other and I can not wait. They are fucking insane and I am absolutely here for it. Better than them damaging somebody else. Though they'll absolutely Team Up™ and hurt others. But. Yknow.
Michael Moon you fucking lunatic. ALSO HIS FUCKING STYLE I AM CRYYYINGGGGGGG HIS FUCKING BUTTONS ON HIS COLLAR WERE STRIPEY IM BAWLING ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY why does it look like he has Ronnie's coat on. He's so flamboyant in the worst way possible he does it so badly.
IM CRYING. HES FUCKING ARGEHRHRHRH this is peak comedy to me WHAT IS HE DOING
IAN BEALE GETTING ARRESTED. The best thing in all of ever. That was hilarious he is such a fucking creeeeeep oh my god.
More on 2011 fashion being horrendous. Tyler Moon. His tops. Tyler. Please get changed. You're assaulting my eyes.
The whole reason for this post is really just terrible 2000s, 2010s fashion and being excited for Michael and Janine. They are a power couple in an evil way. I cannot wait.
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I'm creeeeeep I'm a weirdooooo
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New "Arrival" to the Ship: So, how long have you been in Solavellan Hell?
me: Dunno. There's no time here. I have always been here, yet have also only just arrived.
New "Arrival": Wow. That's, uh... annoying and unnecessarily metaphysical. So, what do you do here?
me: Besides reading and writing fanfic, drawing fan art, and eternally wallowing in angsty longing for the Elvhen god that broke my heart?
Newbie: ...Yeah.
me: Mostly fantasize about my OCs kissing other people's OCs.
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@stray-dogrose called u wierd im telling on him im a snitch
I'm on my way to the airport
Oh who am I kidding
I'm a creeeeeep
I'm a weirdooooooo
What the hell am I doing hereeeee
I don't belong hereeee
Also, I saw something about the pope, I don't care for him, but can I order a sexy priest pls?
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CREEEEEEP how in the WORLD do you get away with no uniform??? I'm stuck in the lab and I have to don on scrubs all day - I'm high key jelly!
I'm not on the clinical side of health care--too squeamish to actually handle bodily fluids or poke people w needles. I just translate doctor jargon into a different kind of jargon from the comfort of my blanky nest on the couch
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(@chattylilina) Ina creeeeeeps forward, curiously looking around the corner. New people. There's... NEW people!
Bonely opened a tired eye and raised an eyebrow. A human. A human was here in the darklands.
'Well now I know I'm dreamin'," he thought with a snort but turned in place to look at the girl.
"Well, ain't you a sight," Bonely said, grinning as he rested his chin on his forearms. "Don't yeh know it's trouble teh be wanderin' around strange trolls' caverns?"
Not that he seemed troubled in the least. If anything, the large, indigo troll looked like he was dealing with a bad cold. Tiredness was evident in his drooping gaze, but he managed to keep his glowing indigo eyes on the little stranger.
"So what's yer name, kid? How'd yeh get down here, so far from the sun?"
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Why is it always fucking dodgy weirdo creeeeeeps!!!! that try and interact with you on this app
and what's with the creeps that seem pointless? get you talking for some reason then ghost???
This app makes me so para I don't even put pics of myself up anymore, like I'm surprised I even put myself back as my profile pic 😔
I just don't get it, who are you and what do you want ? 😭
I feel like no one on here is to be trusted and that's just shit, Tumblr doesn't feel like a safe space for me anymore. I might go back off for a while again, I don't know.
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So at work today this little old man greeted with this creepily intuitive "You like to be all alone. I can see that." Like sdjfkjshdkhaskd did I miss the joke in that or is it just really obvious that I spend all of my time dreading having to partake in social interaction?
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I saw a beautiful boy yesterday that looked like a mix of young Beau and my ex and it took all of the effort not to touch his face guys he was SO PRETTY
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It's actually kind of disgusting to think about how much I stalk people online.
THANK YOU, TIMELINE.
>:]
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J street chronicles
I live next door to a Fleet Feet. This Fleet Feet, apparently, is very grass roots and hosts almost daily run and stretch groups.
Now my room, being on the front of the house, has a completely unobstructed view of such meet ups from one story up. 20 something to 40 something women come together in large groups, all in spandex, and stretch, chat, run, get sweaty and touch a lot.
Then there's me.
I spend most days, martini in hand, watching from my bedroom window.
Why?
Because I fucking can.
Go on baby, touch her again. Show her how to stretch that hamstring. Work up a sweat. Just like that.
Sip.
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oh mah gaw
why can't I just be quiet.
My actions speak way louder than my few words, but why are my actions and behavior so loudddd. T_T
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Confession:
I check Pottermore Ravenclaws everyday like a creep......
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