#IF IF IF

[ssunspoiled]

maybe should let him see it

#if I did #If if if #what a message

[ofwhimsicaldreams]

every time i'm on holidays, i come up with ideas for a new routine to get a better work/personal life balance, including spending less time staring at screens & wasting time on internet

and every time i go back to work, none of it comes to fruition. it's so annoying. i annoy myself.

#if i had a smaller commuting time that might help #if if if #more like i have no will 🙄 #and/or no energy to implement those changes

[theclosetisglassyouqueer]

THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dad (no surprise there) FUCKING YELLED at my little brother (WHO'S ONLY 7 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!!) all because he brought only his bedding not all the bedding from the tent, in the backyard (because it's about to rain)

AND MY PRECIOUS BROTHER goes and starts drawing on a paper, and when I ask, says "I'm making a card for him, I think that'll cheer him up" (he filled it with hearts)

#im never fucking having kids #if IF IF #my partner wants one we might adopt #but not without years of therapy #and years and years upon years of training #i will not bring my possible future children into a world where i cant control my fucking emotions #i will learn to process my emotions before i have someone's emotions and life in my fucking hands #literally take a breath and process dude #i could see it coming #i thought he was getting better #my dad hadnt exploded like that in months

[ohangelmyangel]

I'm saying this again, I have a type. I have a type and it's not gonna change any time soon. Problem is, I'm not theirs. Their type, I mean. (Probably? I've never met someone like that but this *gestures to blob of head* is not a situation you'd think ideal)

If there are almighty beings peeping as I write this out, please please please can my type and me get together? Please please pleaseeeee, you all the best!

-oama

#i hope they understand english because my other languages are shit shit shit #is it okay if i curse #give me a sign and I'll take that right off (it just means poop though) #I'll take it off if... #if if if #and if you think me not meeting said human is proof they don't exist shut up i haven't travelled half the world and #the number of people i've met is only in the hundreds

[toyourliking]

If I hunker down I can get the hair finished this afternoon and post later this evening 😵‍💫

#if if if #wish me luck kings

[callmewintergreen]

#collage #if #if if if #ifs

[dienamights]

Nami, i am on my knees and begging for 🥀 with Sero

CHWISTINE BABY I MISSED YOU LEMME KISS🥺💗💗💗 buckle up bestie i got a funny one for ya

Sero loves, thrives when you ride him, just the thought of having you bouncing on his cock has him propping a tent.

so when he hears you call out to him from the bedroom when he arrives. poor man is tripping over his own two feet is he chugs his clothes off of him, leaving a trail of his clothes from the front door to your bedroom.

and there you are, dropping your hips on his as he admires the beauty that is you. hands finding purchase and -goddamn- just a little sanity from the headboard behind him as his feet are planted on the bed to thrust up into your messy cunt, groaning at the sound of your ass clapping against his thighs.

but you’re so good for him, sucking him so well, and for fuck’s sake is this the lewd sound of your sexes or angels singing? sero’s orgasm creeps up on him and hits him hard without realizing, throwing his head back as his hips stutter, shooting white ropes of cum inside you.

but the way you screamed wasn’t what he was expecting, not the “ah! hanta!” he lives for, oh no. because when he lifts his head up to look at you, he realizes his cum wasn’t the white thing he shot at your face.

safe to say is, you never leave the house without having to draw eyebrows in the blank canvas of a face you have, and put on lashes… and a hat… but your mustache is gone so thats good… right? right??

Send me an emoji + a character

#bnha headcanons #sero headcanons #if if if #you didnt get it #there was #tape #in your face #because he hold the headboard #and he go #boom boom #from two places #lmao #idk #✎ crybaby christine 💧 #✎ quiet games 🎮

[alex-fa-ch]

and i might be working on a minor dissertation about how to make a volcano erupt on purpose but i should definitely not publish this i feel like it wouldnt be used for good

#i cant even call it a dissertation #but IF #if if if #if #big if #i ever went back to school #and became a volcanologist #that would likely be my thesis #bc its a challenging problem #but i think i could work it out #PROVING IT ON THE OTHER HAND #WOULD BE A BIT DISASTROUS

[welcometohighwater]

tired and sore and wishing i was anything else tonight

#maybe this would be better if #if if if

[meliorasequentur]

Look I know hate is a strong word but at this point I don't care. I hate all of those who've done the guys wrong especially Louis and Harry. I'm glad that fucking nobody is leaving LA and I'm hoping that's the last time we see her. God, the anger and hatred I feel for her and the others like her runs so deep. Fuck!

Hate is a strong word, for strong feelings. My disdain and anger run deep for anyone willingly colluding in this situation. I'm with you, anon.

#Anon #ask #closets #I'm wondering #if if if #iff we are near the end date #is she going back to London to be followed by articles #about how they couldn't make it work because of his fake breakdown #because when OT leaves they'll want to create as much of a mess before they do #but that's only if we really are on the cusp #which is possible but far too optimistic for my cynical soul #also I just woke up from a nightmare so you know not a lot of happy vibes #okay anyway I hate these people too anon

[eyebrowsonfire]

It was funny that Levi thought the sea was poisonous. Know what would have made it better? If Hanji and Erwin could have laughed about that TOGETHER.

#if if if #thats all this fucking manga is to me now